BLU Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. poo related threads are always successful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. i shit my pants in barcelona jumping a fence, i had to shit when i started a piece and had to finish up quickly to run home, i jumped over the fence about 6 feet and soon as i landed i guess there was too much pressure and i had to do the cowboy walk home.... wide ass stance walk to prevent further shit distro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. swamp ass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. the worst thing is shitting your pants while you asleep. this happened to me earlier this year when i had the flu. it was hella greasy/watery too. up until that point i hadnt made stink job in my trousers since i was in elementary school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. as he was waving his arm about I noticed a lumpy snake-like bulge rapidly forming in his underpants. that needed to be addressed nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. use a manpon like big black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. I was with my mom earlier while she was cooking some desert, felt a fart and walked to the other room and let it out. I walked back to the kitchen and that fart straight stalked me to the next room. She said "It smells like poo in here." I admitted I farted. Didn't shit my pants, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. I havent dun crapped my pants yet..today...although I might as well crap my pants considering my farts are rancid...I think that gerbil died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. wat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. My farts will make a normal person puke.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. im loling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. I hate that big black manpon shit. my homie references it all the time and it's not funny because of how foul it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james river Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. i shit my pants while running down the street in full street hockey goalie equipment. game off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. Im always afraid Im gonna shart when Im out riding my bike...I mean its not like I can ditch my underpants...my riding gear is the only skin on over my skin yo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. i shit myself in my bed a couple months back. a diet of hamms and scrambled eggs = wet ass stay safe, fist -dowmagik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. i remember one time i was playing outside i think i was maybe 8 or something.. anyways this was in texas and i was maybe two or three blocks from my housing building or whatever you wanna call them. so im playing around and get to climbing trees like a young kid usually does but to my dismay my ginormous clown feet that i have(i currently wear size 11.5 and im not that big of a guy) got caught in the tree. as im struggling to get my foot out of the trees grasp i feel a rumblin in my tummy(HA!) and i knew exactly what was going to happen. so i struggle that much harder and pried adn pried.so instead i decide i should just untie my shoe. which i know what your saying "why not do that in the first place" well i didnt know how to tie my shoes at that time seeing as no one ever taught me and the way i had tied it was so knotted up it was almost impossible to untangle. it took me literally 10 minutes to untie my shoe haha. i finally get it off and rush down the street trying to make it back to my apartment at the same time i was grabbing my buttcheeks so as not to let anything get out.it seemed to be working because i was able to get to my front door. unfortunately when i let go of my ass to open the door thats when it all went down hill... well down my leg anyways. that shit dropped like a bomb. seriously.i could hear it haha.my mom opens the door for me but i just stand in the doorway like "nah ima stay out here".. when she found out what happened she made me go take a long long long bath..then decided to whip my ass for it. just after i had gotten cleaned up. now i know why they call it the runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. WOW, thats disgusting. if my girlfriend farts nevermind shits her pants in front of me best believe i'm not talking to her no more. you must of been at wal mart shopping not laughing at people if your the one with the girlfriend that "rips" em while your out in public. This...what kind of fucking girls is that kid dating? Haha I've sharted a few times in my life, it really sucks. I almost shit myself the other day, straight up fell onto the toilet in just the nick of time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. Fist thats hilarious. Also Farts are a double edged comedic sword. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Jefferson Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHREon6t4zA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. another time in jail we had a kid...maybe 10 years old or so. fat fucker too he had a 4x jumpsuit haha. anyways everyday minus sundays we come out of our cells and for an hour or so we do P.T. (physical training). we line up and get out cups and put them on one of the square tile and stand in three single file lines. girls in the back boys up front. this kids upfront and center im behind and to the left of him. mr williams comes in, he's this big black fucker who worked for the texas rangers or green berets or something like for some time but now he comes in to supervise the pt and whatnot. anyways we start doing the PT but obviously this fat kid cant keep up and isnt able to do his push ups and starts to get frustrated. Mr. Williams starts to yell at him to try harder but he cant do it. so he tells him he can go to his cell on DC. DC basicly means your on lockdown for the rest of the day and they take everything out of your cell, no matress or anything, not even toilet paper... kid is flipping out about that and decides to go at mr williams. he cusses him out and picks up his cup and throws it at this fools face. bad idea. mr williams picks the kid up by his jumpsuit (or tries to haha) and starts yelliin in his face like "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BOY! WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO!?!? PUT THIS LITTLE SHIT IN HANDCUFFS" or something along those lines. in the heat of the moment the kid gets scared and straight shits his pants. and it was the dirtiest fucking shit youve ever smelled.i mean the only thing i can say to describe it is.."BURNTPEANUTSHIT" mr williams drops the kids looking mad disgusted haha. the guards end up having to strap the kid down to his matress for the rest of the night... in his own feces. it sucked to becuase it turns out the kid had some kind of condition where he couldnt help but use the bathroom alot(chrones?) and was shittin himself the whole night. they did the laundry the next day and the whole pods jumpsuit smelled like that burnt peanut shit for the rest of my stay which was like 3 weeks or so. GNARLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. worst story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. I really have to shit, like my farts smell of hot steamy poo, but it just aint happenin. Sucks b/c I'm going out later and I usually shower immediately after dumping. Double-edged turd there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. worst story ever. as in i suck at telling stories? yeah i know i have horrible grammatical skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. I've shit myself twice but there's nothing outstanding or funny about either of the stories, of course aside from the fact that they both end with me shitting myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. Skyping->->->Sharting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. i blacked out drinking whiskey with a bunch of friends and literally tried to murder several of them. beat myself up. cut a chunk of one of my tattoos out with a razor ripped a bike chain off and whipped it around trying to fuck people up then passed out on a sidealk. woke up with shit in my pants. and i had lost my awesome train hat. THEN i had to walk a good 7-8 miles. with shit pants. THEN ride a bus. it was probably the worst day of my life so far. shitting your pants is wack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutuonetwo Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. recently, i had a friend poop his pants. he ate a whole pizza, by himself, on his couch, in his own house, knew he had to shit, remained on the couch, and proceeded to poop his pants. the man behind the fecal..........dan grimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: I shit my pants today. Fist! I praise thee! I gave a shit in the pants just yesterday as well! So. My day off and I take my lil bro n sis to go see Fantastic Mr. Fox, great film btw. Chillin 3/4 thru the cinematic adventure, my 7yo bro has to pee, I do too... Post up on the urinal, figured I'll let a lil fart out, thought it would be the bubbly-ish kind. No. I feel a bit of a slip n slide happen. I zipup like its all good n tell him "man I gotta poop! Go back to the movie after you wash your hands." He leaves, I sit, wipe up, toss the briefs aside and end up missing about 20min of the movie. Rest of the day I had to walk around balls to denim while we hit up the mall n go out to eat like I promised.... Anyway, fuck denny's late night sampler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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