morton Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 On Saturday morning I woke up to find a intruder in my apartment. I kicked dude out before he could take shit or do more than wash his hands in my bathroom(fucking weirdo) Right after I kicked him out I hear the cry of a toddler, look around in the dark of early morning and can not find the kid. Turns out that the kid was inside the apartment building and had somehow made his way over from the other side of my complex which is quite a distance. This led me to think that perhaps the fuck was a real hardcore weirdo and was maybe trying to kidnap my child. After dealing with the police and everything my dog starts to puke all over the place and is all lethargic. Later in the evening he dies. RIP Harry, best dog ever Although I have been through a lot of shit in my life I think that Saturday was the toughest single day I have been through, it was really hard to deal with the death of my step father a year ago but the shit from Saturday happened all at once. What what the single worst day you have been though? Sorry if this thread has been done before, seemed to be a hard one to search for because of the variable titles that could be used. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Weirdo possibly poisoned your dog? RIP Harry, I heard you were the best dog ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 He died of a disease that is caused by poisoning, but the test to check it out further than I have already costs 750 usd and is not too successful, that combined with how hard it would be to prove that the fuck who broke in actually poisoned him leave me with no choice but to chalk it up to fucked up coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 RIP there was a kid IN your apartment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I'm confused about who the kid belonged to and where it came from, but either way it sounds like a shitty day. Sorry to hear about Harry; that shit is the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 that sucks, i had to kick out an intruder the other month too. except i had to do it in a bath towel, i was just getting into the shower when the dude walked in. it sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I hope by "kicked out" you mean cracked him in the head with a fucking bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 In the building, my kid was not here either. In another weird coincidence, the old lady and I were up late Friday night drinking and smoking. I decided that the best way to air out the apartment was to open the door that goes into the hallway a crack, when I did so the smoke started sucking out the door. It wafted upstairs and aggravated a neighbor who opened the front door to the building. The police think that the front door being propped open is what caused the kid to come into the building as he was not big enough to open a door on his own but had somehow gotten out of his own building on the other side of the complex. Harry was the best dog, but I will say not the best guard dog. Intruder breaks into the apartment and all he does is follow him around, no barking or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Sorry to hear this Morton. RIP Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 sucks doggy. sorry to hear all that. anywho. I was in jail. I forget why but a particular police did something that set me off. I called him a bitch twinkle midget fuckwad or something to that effect and he was like. Ok i see. Someone has problems with my authority. So he stripped me neked and put me in a paper gown for almost a whole day. Shit was bananas. The fact that i was done like that implied that i was suicidal so i had to deal with the jail psychologist and convince them otherwise. Really it was just an abuse of authority. The fucker did it to me because he could. They put me up in an observation room. With nothing else to do i cranked out my entire workout routine butt ass neked. Naked squats, jumping jacks, crunches, push-ups... ect ect... I'm not the least bit shy you see. I was also fully on display. Highlight of the experience was when a jail tour of what looked to be rich people came through during my naked lunges. They ended up putting me in the tanks. I ended up sleeping on concrete floors without a mat and just 1 blanket for a month. Terrible the lights never get turned off. Stuck in a 20X 15 with like 15 dudes and they want pull you out every hour to count heads. So yea. Worst day. A whole day basically naked in a cold ass observation room in jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 I just told dude to hot step it the fuck out, I was prepared to fight him but you never know. If I can resolve a situation without violence I tend to follow that option. I was so groggy in the early morning too. Stared at the guy and said "who the fuck are you" he says "don't you remember? you said I could use your bathroom." I say "there is the door motherfucker, you better start steppin right the fuck now" He left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 RIP Mine was probably being stranded at some dudes house I didn't even know waiting for one of my bestfriends to return with my car. I thought he got pulled over and arrested or something and my car got impounded, but even worse, he hydroplaned and hit a pole. I was waiting from 2am-6am then finally got a phone call from his girl crying telling me hes dead. Then I had to wait another hour at this fucking shit hole apartment waiting for someone to pick me up and bring me to the hospital where my other best friend was in ICU with head trauma. The hole day my phone was being called over and over by people I barely know asking me what happened. I ended up telling a few people to go fuck themselves. I didn't sleep for about 2 days between comforting people, dealing with doctors, insurance companies, and my own bull shit. I was like an emotionless zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 abcs's story reminds me of the time I had to go through a psych eval in jail while peaking on lsd. That sucked too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Stared at the guy and said "who the fuck are you" he says "don't you remember? you said I could use your bathroom." I think this would scare me more than some dude rifling through my shit or walking out with my tv. That is some seriously surreal weirdo shit for an intruder to say/do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 I know right? My wallet was on the dining room table and oddly enough for how things have been going for me lately was stacked with cash. Untouched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I just told dude to hot step it the fuck out, I was prepared to fight him but you never know. If I can resolve a situation without violence I tend to follow that option. I was so groggy in the early morning too. Stared at the guy and said "who the fuck are you" he says "don't you remember? you said I could use your bathroom." I say "there is the door motherfucker, you better start steppin right the fuck now" He left. This makes sense, I mean ideally there's no reason to go nuts right off the (baseball) bat, but I mean if I had my kid living with me it would be murder. I made a thread a while back about some dude breaking into my place when I was home and it pretty much went the same way. I wasn't trying to get stabbed over a couple hundred dollar home invasion, but if I had a child in the house it would be a different story. RIP to Harry as well, keep your head up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 I am torn on how to break the news about the dog to my kid, he is with his mother until x-mass day. I am trying to decide whether to call him and tell him on the phone or wait till I see him. Seems like if I wait to see him it would fuck up his christmas, but I like to talk about serious shit in person and not on the phone, especially with a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 rip to Harry, that sucks man. but this sounded like a "Dude Where's My Car" moment. you sure you never met the guy? i mean, what did you do the night before? maybe you told him he can come wash up at your place. are you nice to the homeless? the crying kid must have topped it all off. thats one fucked up night. i usually try and one up someone, but this takes it man. fuuuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 rip your dog, thats horrible. ironically last sunday i caught an intruder on my roof. confronted him and he paniced and left. he was stealing copper from the construction spot next store. he asked if he could take it and i was like wtf, get the fuck outta here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 I am nice to people in general but not, feel free to come by my house and break in if you need to use the can nice. Dude has a rap sheet of burglary and weird break ins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 lol, I was totally like "get the fuck outa here" with this guy as well. Started speaking like a cross between a east coast Italian stereotype and a black stereotype out of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 HAHA what the fuck is up with random break ins. i didn't think people still did that. not in Texas, you get shot at LOL. seattle must be different. btw: big ups to Paid Time Off, I'm getting paid sitting in my underwear on the oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Rip Harry May he be chasing clouds in that big ol' dog park in the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 The make my day law is not common, I think they have it in Texas and Colorado and maybe Alaska. Truth of the matter is that I am glad I did not shoot this fuck, to have to deal with killing another human being would not have made my day any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Texas, Colorado, and Alaska - the last of the wild frontiers human being is such a nice word to describe a cretin that breaks in to poison your dog, hide some kid he found, and drink from your toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Sorry to hear the news. RIP Harry. It could've been worse with the kid & all, at least you did get him out of your apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Yea, could have been a lot worse. I am thinking I better give my kid a call and break the news on the phone rather than waiting to see him in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 srsly rough. sorry to hear about your dog! good luck with that. i still say, best cure for that is a new dog. the worst day of my life: the day my mom died and i was not in town to be with her during her final moments the second worst day of my life: the day i was almost killed in a car wreck; 7 broken ribs, a broken collarbone, collapsed lung, punctured spleen, contused kidney, internal bleeding, destroyed car and in the middle of the demise of a great relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 one of my teachers killed my aunt and i had to see him in that class for a whole semester..sucks. on two seperate occasions when i wsa younger ive had some weirdo's try to snatch me up...lame my mother is psychotic and so every day with her is pretty much hell haha i had to sleep in a car on a few occasions.which i know what your saying thats not that bad but imagine being in a really bad neighborhood,in the middle of winter,its 20 degrees outside and i have to sleep in their with my mom and sister.my mother snores so loud it shakes the windows.and it was in a 2000 chevy cavelier 2 door.sooo fucking horrible.worst week of my life. also when my dad left us when i was five.he was never really around before that but its still hard knowing you wont see him again... getting robbed at gunpoint and pistol whipped outside of a church literally a block from myhouse.and i didnt even have any money.i went home and told my mom and her exact words were "well you shouldnt have been out so late now get out of my way im trying to watch tv" i could go on and on and on but i wont... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 hopeless you've had it rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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