b.hussein Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 friday- invade a small country saturday- invent the Yeopoln, an invention rivaled only by electricity sunday- have a sex change operation / no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 sunday- have a sex change operation / no homo You cant no homo that homie sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Chupa you all settled in your new place now? Yeah, i've been here for a few weeks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 work work alcohol work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 friedeggs: drink, make shitty music on a shitty computer with a shitty turntable, drink, curse the cold apartment i live in satyrday: eat bacon, do some snow related shit in the winter wallop (ijustwrotethat), drink thelordsday: cook all day, eat bacon throughout entire cooking period i miss these threads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 ^^^ bacon props tonight: drink brewskis, listen to gangster rap, work on my mom's xmas present, a drawing of this lil nig nog who i think she loves more than me and my sister combined: tomorrow: wake up, drink coffee, take the train to work. be bored as fuck because as a part time frozen yogurt chef, my wares will not be in high demand in the middle of a blizzard. pester my russian boss to teach me more of her homeland's charming euphemisms, such as "dressing like an onion" for wearing layers and "long in the tongue" for bitches who talk too much. try to find unorthodox things to dip in the hot fudge machine, no homillz. prolly get cut early because of lack of business. wrap and mail off christmas presents for people i won't be spending christmas with, frolic in the snow with the manpiece, go drink some free gigantic steins of brooklyn lager and chit chat with my favorite bartender while mocking the paying patrons. sunday: wake up. probs get laid. make coffee toast sweet potato hashbrowns scrambled eggs bacon grapefruit, like every sunday. watch sunday morning, my favorite news program, yes i am an old lady. go to work, curse the trains which will undoubtedly be running all fucked up 'cause of the snow. again, be bored. do some crossword puzzles. play inappropriate music. come home and make dinner, watch bad santa, cuddle with my kitty and drink hot chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Im sick too, watching the history of the Sicilian mob while my son sleeps next to me. My baby moms moves out Monday, which is awesome, but she's taking away my son, which ain't cool. I anticipate a lot of robotussin , Thera flu, loud arguments, overblown threats, etc etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 dad's birthday weekend, going out to dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 shoveling 2 feet of snow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Yesterday was epic. I hit the best strip club in New England for their Christmas party, so basically just chilled around strippers and ate turkey/ham/rpime rib/shrimp for a few hours, while gettin drunk. After that I ran a few errands, all the while drinking more. Met up with Husk, hit a bar, split a beer tower, then picked up his brother from work and hit another bar where I drank til I felt like I was gunna pass out. Drinking for 9 hours and being in bed by 11 PM was kind of fun haha Today I'll probably chill around the crib, hopefully hit the bar tonight if it doesn't start snowing too bad Tomorrow there's supposed to be a blizzard, so depending on how bad it gets I may just stay inside all day. If not, off to my usual classy Sunday drinking spot for dinner and lots of tequila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 snownsnownsosnowsnownsowwonosnonwnowon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 friday - kicked it with a few friends & watched kenny vs spenny saturday - realized expensive perfumes are a lot more well-guarded than i thought... going to drink at some bar down the way soon sunday - nurse upcoming hangover, get fried, stay warm & play COD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Back in PR for the holidays. My best friend's getting married today. We got several rooms rented at the beachside hotel where the reception's at, celebrations are set to be pretty epic. Sunday will be spent nursing an imminent hangover at the beach in front of the hotel and eating ribs all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 completing my command center. a shit ton of computers connected to a big fuckin` tv, and a surround sound system somewhere in there. shits gonna be great when it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 ill be jamin at some dub step house parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 i havent had a weekend off work sincy the last week in july. my weekend so far has consisted of Christmas Parties and drunk people, and is set to do so for another 10 hours tommorrow. 220 hours done in 21 days. if you do this thread again on the 16th of january, my answer will be sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 i got to finish my christmas shopping, then drink, smoke, and watch some football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 :beat: :beat: :beat: ......:spent3: I bailed hard on the reef at Scott's Creek early Friday morning. It was pretty fucking heavy. My board and I connected and not in a good way. So I spent about five hellish minutes paddling back into shore with blood almost completely obstructing my vision at one of the sharkiest spots in the entire state of California if not the country. Just me and two other dudes out. I wrapped a towel around my melon and smashed back down highway 1 to the Santa Cruz urgent care on the West side. Arrived still dripping in a 4/3 hotline and was rushed through the small waiting room. They stitched me up real proper like... caught 16 dead center in between, but above the eyes. I told them that I felt fine and had no concussion convincing them to finally let me dip. Hwy 17 was a fucking blast with the Expendables in rotation. Crazy fucking weekend man. The cool part happened later on Friday night after drinking heavily; I had thinned my hemoglobin out so much that my wound just started randomly oozing blood and wouldn't stop. I got really light headed and giggly for some reason. Figured it was a good idea to run around my boys house like a madman scaring all the hot chicks. Because of this I did not get laid. I heard bitches dig scars... Note to self: a leaking laceration is not quite as cool as a scar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 having alot of sex. Really...? What's his name...? My weekend was awesome, no really it was... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 saturday [/color]... going to drink at some bar down the way soon a few snowmen had their face melted with my piss on the drunken stumble back /norkelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 The best weekend game plans are the ones that involve cheap bottles of wine and no destination. Ohhhh friday. Come sooner, slore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'm gonna play wii at a friends house and try my hardest to poke around in this 23 year old Japanese girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 pussy money weed. fur real ps. beer liquor maybe even some pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Ride bike around Smoke weeds. Drink tacos. Eat beer. Get laughed at for my bad Spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Finish my midterm projects. Turn them in Monday and then go to the beach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 4 day outdoor festival. gg :scrambled: :scrambled: :scrambled: :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 my girl (who is an interior designer) put our house on a tour of homes & I gotta help her make the crib look proper. there will be a minimal of 3 blowout arguments & a 19% chance one of us will get stabbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Leaving tomorrow to drive Northbound for a little surf trip. We've got no absolute plans, but seeing as I knows teh spots we'll have a good time. Probably end up camping out in Mendocino and Humboldt. If my brother lets me borrow his camera I might make a few days in pies out of the trip. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 trying to do a roller and recuperating from a fucked up ankle, a pulled muscle in my back, and an upper respiratory infection from smoking too many blunts during allergy season. FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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