massgraff Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/4/2018 at 2:10 PM, Brink said: Arizona ice-tea costing more then $1 Shit be like $1.57 at the gas station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOBER-GENTLEMAN-ONER Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 When someone asks me if I mind if they borrow some insignificant shit like a piece of paper, so I respond "no, not at all" like a proper Brit to tell them they can have it. Then they get confused and offended at me responding in a grammatically appropriate manner, so I have to give them a English lesson explaining responding no means yes they can borrow it. Then when it's all done and said I wasted like 2 minutes of my day trying to teach an English class to explain ass backwards manners of Jedi Mind trick Yoda reverse double negative speech. Either that or just respond in the completely nonsensical contradictory manner "yeah, go ahead" which everyone universally understands as a positive answer, despite it being the exact opposite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 hours ago, massgraff said: Shit be like $1.57 at the gas station. absolutely unacceptable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Yeah WTF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Sensor activated sinks. Put my hands in there, shit doesn't go on or stay on. WTF?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Sensor activated soap adds insult to injury on that one, hands all wet for the party but lather to make it happen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, morton said: Sensor activated soap adds insult to injury on that one, hands all wet for the party but lather to make it happen. Right, and the sensor activated paper towel dispenser completes the fuck you trifecta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) children throwin tantrums makes me want to put them and their parents on check. Edited October 30, 2018 by mn1_fuckos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 On October 29, 2018 at 5:04 AM, morton said: Sensor activated soap adds insult to injury on that one, hands all wet for the party but lather to make it happen. What about the overly sensitive sensor? Getting soap all over the counter top. stupid smart tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Better than the overly eager manual soap dispenser that shoots all the way across the counter and on to your shirt/pants. In regards to tantrums, sometimes the innate humor of the whole affair outweighs the irritation for me. There can be a performance art angle to it or something. The similar behavior that gets me is parents appeasing children on matters in which they should have no input in a never ending series of consultations, why are you asking that little fucker what they want to eat, they are still shitting their pants just give em some food and it will be fine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 That nerd and the robot on the Sprint commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Low lives clipping their fingernails in the subway during my morning commute 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Seen fingers & toes in NYC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 He looked up all insulted when I took the pic lol fuck him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Election commercials every 5mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 People who grocery shop at CVS or Walgreens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) I know this has probably been brought up a hundred times, but losing the tv remote fucking sucks. Also using the tv menu is like experiencing Japanese water torture. Edited November 10, 2018 by ~KRYLON2~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon sandleshit Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 getting out of bed and going to work/school when its cold and dreary out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Snow....seriously I fucking hate everything about snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 When they make everything in the bathroom hands free so you don't have to touch anything, but then they make the exit so you have to grab the door to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 this fucking Boston weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Kids that dress like thugs who are always scared or paranoid of cops because they know they look suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 In general, people who wear moccasins. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Braggards and inflated egos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Been thinking on this one and I can only recall experiencing this as a hood thing. When you're just straight driving not being a dick and you see someone crossing the street so you slow up for them, then they slow up and break into that swagger taking their sweet ass time like fuck you I'm crossing, what you gonna do about it? When I lived in NYC you would basically hear about a hit and run in some corner of the city on the daily and I used to think that's fucked up. I still do, but thinking on the above, I wonder if some of those hit and runs were of people being a dick while crossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Unnecessary overuse of the sigh at work. We get it Sheila, everyone wants to go home and no one wants to be here. Now can you plz STFU 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 When parents hold you up/inconvenience you by allowing their small kid to try to do some stupid adult shit they're incapable of, like opening a door. Jackass parent usually stands there cooing and acting like it's the cutest thing in the world, oblivious of the need to get the fuck out of the way of others, maybe try that when no one's around. As I'm writing this, have to say that 99.9% of the time it's a woman doing it. Dude's know to get the fuck out the way, you can push that elevator button next time Timmy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) Coworkers who constantly talk about their dietary habits. Nobody gives a shit you gluten-free paleo fasting ass keto motherfuckers. Edited February 5, 2019 by TONY MAYO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Having to have a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 I hate when people think it's clever to include peoples name in an anecdote, like kults and one man banned just did in their posts. no offense. I hate when people are slow to text back I hate when this fucking internet doesn't fucking load stuff. infuriating. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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