NeRVe54 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 You can buy most, if not all, of the ingredients needed to make beer or cider with food stamps. I don't drink anymore. But I used to make a lot of booze when I was locked up. I planned to try a more sophisticated batch after I got out, but by then I had already quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Congrats. I know people use fives to bottle beer...put a spigot on there and you're good to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 im thinkin... THIS. PLUS. PLUS... Yup. Funny pickle related story. My boy goes to NY for the summer to work for a friend, and when he comes home tells me how he was selling pickles. Apparently the kid's dad owns some giant pickle factory, so the kid buys them dirt cheap (a few different flavors of pickles), and then sets up spots to sell them throughout NY. Now, these muthafuckas apparently made CAKE doing this. So my boy gets pulled over with mad cash on him, and the cop asks him where he got it. His exact words when telling the story are "...and I can't tell him it's pickle money, cuz the shit's not on the books" hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 - dump em into a street at 3am - take photos - call it art - win - disappear - ??? - profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 yeah id also say just dump them out on the train platform. Coat like one end of it to the other with your 150 pounds of pickles. and then hope that no one slips and dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Fried pickles Koolicles You guys makin these advice threads need to broaden your horizons get an imagination or simply watch the food network. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Is it getting cold where you are now? Wait for a freezing rain, then dump them out in a thin layer where they'll freeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 plant them and grow a pickle tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Make a Christmas tree with beer cans and pickles. Just go find a nice pine tree and hook it up...preferably in a high traffic area. Then take pics and post them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I'll trade you a pickle for a nickel. You should put them all into shoeboxes and give them to your family at christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLYeAW6IPkU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 This dude's nose is big like a pickle............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Fill a bathtub with the pickles and a model, take pics, profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Brine Pinata from Problem Child! (1:11) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9NsZ2l0xsk[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9NsZ2l0xsk][/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 bump this only cause some people saw this horrible movie woody made it awesome though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Woody makes any movie awesome/yeshomo Also, my mother has her own little garden, and when the seasons done she sends me home fresh pickles. They are bombtastical. Am I the only person who doesnt like to eat pickles with anything else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 i fucking hate pickles. fuck them, I hate anything thats soaked in vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sarcasm Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 i don't know if anybody suggested it yet, but deep fry the pickles. that shit is bomb and tell ur girl to make mad sammiches to accommodate said pickles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Tell people you'll trade flicks with them. Send them a package of pickles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 Pickle tree. Pickle presents. Pickle pinatas. This is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 flip them to various hotdog stands, they could give a fuck about expiry dates but i do like the pickling your shit idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxtonex Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Pickle drive-bys to pedestrians? could be entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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