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so yeah, i got tired of my stomach and chest being all robin williams and shit.

 

so earlier in the week i shaved my stomache and chest.

 

ever since then my lower stomache is riddled in ingrown hairs.

 

it fucking sucks ass.

 

it fucking itches.

 

and its definitely not a good look.

 

the hair grew back pretty fast too, so i shaved it off again just now.

 

i dont understand how bitches can shave all the time and not be all ingrown haired the fuck out.

 

ehhh, im sure alot of you fools here shave stuff on your bodies.

 

so i need to know how to do this shit properly too.

 

plus ill be getting my stomach tattooed soon and i have a feeling that ingrown hairs may some how mess it up.

 

idfk.

 

halp?

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pretty sure.

 

 

i think.

 

You're gonna have to do a little better than that.

 

It's not like anyone here would be shocked nor would they really care...in fact, I think it would probably be more of this big sense of relief...."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick! Now it all makes sense!" Then we could get back to worrying about the really important stuff, like....like....well, never mind, I'm sure it's important.

 

If Rage were here we could just ask him what he thought you were and go with his opinion. Alas, he's not.

 

I don't know, think about it.

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when you shave, move the razor in one direction, not all over the place.

when it itches put lotion on it.

do not shave then immediately make yourself sweat.

shave then go to bed and let your shit get air.

 

i quit manscaping, i'm even letting my nose and ear hairs grow out.

 

/nh for the whole post

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when you shave, move the razor in one direction, not all over the place.

when it itches put lotion on it.

do not shave then immediately make yourself sweat.

shave then go to bed and let your shit get air.

 

i quit manscaping, i'm even letting my nose and ear hairs grow out.

 

/nh for the whole post

 

actually some of it is homo, especially the lotion part.

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huh?

 

why would shaving my stomache make me gay?

 

It's not the shaving that makes me wonder about you, it's the whole package and years and years of "Did he just say what I think he said and does he realize what that sounded like?"

 

I'm not going to sit here and break it down on the play by play, you can play dumb if you want but I'd sooner put it to a poll or something and show you that I'm not delusional.

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