SystemFailure Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 x = 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 TRON, you win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rorucega Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Nasty bitch amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZERK847 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 my no standards brother loves to fuck fatt ass hugo looking bitches from that show lost, he said she tossed his salad and he ate the puss, he said he literally got heartburn from going down on her! just thought I'd share! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 this girl was mega trife. Morgan. red knows some fucked ass stories about that chick... #1- OWNS a speculum. #2- eats food while shitting #3- will bust into bathroom to do make-up or just talk about nothing while you're shitting. One time, after a long night of ecstasy pills and random other substances, i pissed in a vitamin water bottle, and left it on the computer table to dump it in the morning... Wake up, 3/4 of it is missing... nothing is wet, there were no spills. I woke old girl up like "Yo, did you drink out of this" she's like "yeah" i told her it was piss... her response: "oh well..." AND mega notorious for "pull over i gotta piss" drop trow and sprinkle the sidewalk, ass to the street every fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..J.J.Jockwell.. Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I pulled a filthy mcnasty from the club (the complex for all u prov heads) one wintery night, almost killed both of us going threw the s-turns on 95 getting some dome, she was doing too good of a job and i hit a patch of ice and started fishtailing hard, luckily my spidysence came to and i popped out clean, but it was a foretelling that the future night was gona turn out to be a disaster, sooooo, i take her back to my apartment which is on the third floor with a winding spiral slippery ass hardwood floor staircase all the way up. So i give her the pipe hardcore put her ass to sleep, the bitch wakes me up like 2hrs later rumaging around my floor naked im like," wuts up?" shes like" i gota go n shit"( i drove her ho ass to my pad so im half asleep, drizzed, just plain confused as to wut the fuck shes talking about) and i prop my self up on my bed which suddenly is soaking wet! im like wtf? took me a second to put 2 n 2 together and im all "tell me u didnt piss my bed bitch!" She starts crying saying " i gota go" runs out the door naked clothes in hand to said slippery ass 3story staircase, to me goin noooooooo! in slow motion knowing all well wuts gona happen,,,,,, thump the thump thump thuuump booom!!! "soft wimpering" The bitch ends up 2 1/2 floors down upside down naked against the wall in the pile-driver position! My neighbor below me this kinda cute black chik comes out takes one look at her one look at me throws her hands up says " i dont even wana know!" and goes back to her crib. I help the ho up back to bed ( had to flip the mattress cuz of lil miss waterworks). An hour later i wake up the chik is ghost i go down to my door and i look out it was snowing lightly and i could see her flip flop prints in the snow leading away from my pad, i said " peace bitch " and went back to bed. the end 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 cool story bro! really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 so she peed on you? did you like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N K Nine Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 i used to work at a pharmacy when i was younger. so this old man walks in kinda rushin saying i need the bathroom. me "hold on", i bring him to the bathroom and on my way back i smell shit everywhere. i just thought he farted or something whatever, then everyone that saw him starts telling me shit was running down his leg as i brought him back there ( i was in front) so i go back to check on him. dude bounced! i go to check the bathroom shit all over the walls.. i mean everywhere, along with his pants shirt shoes socks you name it if he wore it in there, there is where it stayed. i still cant imagine a naked ass old dude walkin the streets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N K Nine Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 ^ i forgot to tell you in the one clean part of the bathroom this asshole left 3 dollars, three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N K Nine Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 hooked up with my girls best friend one nite blackout drunk, thought it was a dream when i saw her naked next to me the next morning. then it turned to a nitemare bitch gets up in a daze (i hope) and pisses on the chair in her room two feet from me, im just trying to stay still. figured if i didnt move she wouldnt see me, either way she bounces now im out but theres a dead bolt and a three floor drop between me and freedom so i had to hide behind the couch for a while till i found the key, trying to make it a dream for both. ended up forgetting my car keys in her room, bitch just moved in and unpacked with a grenade... clothes everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 this one coke whore used to come to coke parties and got coke-weird every goddamn time she saw me. bitch would get all fucking snotty and sloppy while incessantly telling me the dumbest tangent ridden stories you could ever imagine. she is also fine as fuck and i'd often listen in hopes of catching at least a solid nip slip...she had those perfect little chong broad tits that were always sportin hard nips and rarely concealed them with a bra. i continued to listen to the stories over the next few weekends and finally decided to man up and move things forward. i finally get this tramp into my bed where she tells that last summer while trekking through the Indian desert, she slept inside a camel corpse to avoid the sandstorms. uuuh huh. I saw Man vs Wild that week too... after putting my dick directly in her mouth she finally shut the fuck up...for a moment. i tenderized her ass shortly after and gave myself an 'attaboy' on my way to the shower. apparently she wasn't quiet too long bc most of the party had gathered outside my door to listen...buncha haters i say! later, she joins me in the shower and we clean up. while in the common bathroom and drying off i mention how awful this bathroom has smelled since last weekend. at this point the bitch starts laughing and climbing up on the counter. she reaches back pulls out a pair of white, week old shit-panties hanging off of a q-tip. i was overwhelmed, half hard (nh), angry and confused all at the same time. she goes on to tell me last weekend in the early morning hours they scored more coke that was apparently really dirty. both her and my roommate shit themselves after doing blow that had most likely been stepped on 8 times. i no longer go to coke parties...but i'd still smash this coke whore again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 i remember a friend of mine was telling me a story about a friend of his who knew this guy that took a girl and stuffed tuna in her vagina and proceeded to ram. they cleaned it out after... few weeks later she started getting a pain in her crotch, went to the doc found out she didn't clean it enough and produced maggots. hands down gentleman...hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 god damn...not a nasty bitch female but nasty bitch dude i know ate an eastern european prostitutes pussy in a run down brothel. i know not of what he caught or what became of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el chero Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 This one time we threw a party at the homies crib cuz it was his birthday, everyone was wasted after the cops broke the party up my boy wanted to fuck this bitch that he met that night, he had heard stories of her being a slut so he was going to fuck her in the ass so it was tight we call him up the next day that bitch had took a shit on his carpet after he fucked so he didnt let the bitch leave untill she cleaned it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 my female friend who is in college now. earlier this year had fucked his guy, the condom came off inside her. i guess he didn't really care but proceeded, later that night she meets some kid and starts getting finger blasted till new kid pulls out said condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 ^ thats a real keeper there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got a full deck Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Their not homeless! Their homeless crack whores!! that's gnarly, i knew this dude who fucked nothing but rippers. He was telling me how he fucked some crackwhore and he felt something shot inside his cock. Now i know that ain't a good thing. Haven't seen him since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 supposedly a friend of a friend of mine fucked a retarded fat chick in the ass, and the bitch farted on his dick, and she said "did your dick tickle when I farted"? (she had a speech impediment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 my female friend who is in college now. earlier this year had fucked his guy, the condom came off inside her. i guess he didn't really care but proceeded, later that night she meets some kid and starts getting finger blasted till new kid pulls out said condom. hahaha BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 supposedly a friend of a friend of mine fucked a retarded fat chick in the ass, and the bitch farted on his dick, and she said "did your dick tickle when I farted"? (she had a speech impediment) if this actually happened, it's just terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Yeah, I'm skeptical, but it's still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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