Decyferon Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 hahaha this mad me laugh http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091209/tod-exploding-chewing-gum-blows-off-stud-870a197.html Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Student's Jaw A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said. Skip related content The 25-year-old's disfigured remains were discovered at his parent's home in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop, reports in the Eastern European country said. The young man, who studied at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, was working at a computer late on Saturday when the alleged explosion happened. "A loud pop was heard from the student's room," the ukranews.com website said, citing an aide to the city's police chief. "When his relatives entered the room, they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off." A forensic examination established that the chewing gum was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive material. The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said. Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body, the agency continued. Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth. Forensic experts were to travel from Kiev to investigate the substance, as local authorities feared it may explode if transported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Haha what a dolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Glassjawed faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Wow haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 UKRANIAN PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 PISS POOR SPELLER PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 haha thats what his dumbass gets, shit ukraine needs to step up their gum flavors if you gotta add your own stuff to it. Plus just who the fuck does that? should ALWAYS check out what chemicals your dippin you gum into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Which reminds me... "Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him. The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting." \m/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 its even more hilarious that it happened in the ukraine hahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 you sure this guy didnt catch dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 MOST METAL SUICIDE IN UKRAINIAN HISTORY!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 My nigga must have been on that mission impossible hype with that exploding chewing gum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 its the kremlin knockin niggas off no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 its a set up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ukraine Student: Hey man, do you think you could pass me the citric acid? Foreign Exchange Student/Roomate: Sure, where do you keep it? Ukraine Student: Oh, it's out on my desk between the black powder and the C4. WTF? Godamned language barriers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 he was so close to making gum, that never loses its flavor, too bad he just wasnt a skilled enough scientist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Well it seems like the victim was... BLOWN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 or 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 "On further inspection, his room was plastered with pictures of Slugworth, the deceitful character from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Facotry..." SO CLOSE TO REPLICATING THE EVAH LASTING GOBSTOPAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 morons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snotgun Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 or BWAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 This is what you get for shopping at the same grocery store Wiley cyote buys his rocket skates at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 its a set up Damn, I want that penguins fitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 ^^Since when is Carhartt gangster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Uhh carhartt has been gangsta since like 91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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