jugzer Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i fuckin hate miatas. well actually, i hate the guys who drive them. if you are a woman, its acceptable...but you have to be old. my thing is this... if you are having a mid life crisis, why not get a harley, or maybe a nice corvette? i know, its because you are a closet homo, and driving that car lets everyone else know it. and then these fags go and make miata clubs, so they can be surrounded by other old polesmokers with mini convertables, as if to say "my click will ride out on yo bitch ass". pffffft, yall niggas is telletubby teddy bear fluff soft, old downy ass niggas. i wanna see a miata gang get into it with a harley club, that would be funny as fuck /endrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 what do you ride? i bet it's the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Heres my whip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 what do you ride? i bet it's the bus. i drive a 2006 saturn ion, not exactly a ferrari, but wayyyyy better than a miata. we should have bet, i would have took all your moneez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminiferous tubules Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 only gays drive miatas, everyone knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i see your shitty tiny miata and raise you two smaller cars that raise the douche factor by 10,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 mazda miatas are the gayest cars to ever grace the planet i fucking hate anyone who likes them and drives them edit: smarts on the other hand are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Mini Coopers, Smart Cars, Miatas, etc etc are all for fucking faggots No real man would ever drive one of those cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkae Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i agree miatas are gay but you drive a saturn ion. is this not gay as well? cause i would say so. and before you ask i drive a jeep cherokee. not that it matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I drive a Lincoln LS, before anyone can question my man car credentials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 they gave a saturn ion to the winner of project runway. pretty sure that makes it gay as hell as well. seeks/i drive an impala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 smarts on the other hand are awesome every person i've ever met who drives a smart car is the type who drinks cabaret and has an ipod with coldplay, the wallflowers, and kid cudi. they go to a bar and order cosmopolitans and wear (year round) a bent-bill baseball cap with their favorite team on it no matter how dirty it is. they own a macbook and upload "reaction videos" of themself offering uninteresting pop culture commentary to youtube. they wear corduroy sportcoats and worship barack obama, went to a school like boston college that isn't quite the ivy league but close, and live in a gentrified area of a city that was once a charming ethnic neighborhood but is now as white as Evanescence. they hand out business cards in casual social settings and own 2 pairs of crocs. they also watch television programs for the sole purpose of being able to blog about them and go to parties where they discuss politics and John Stewart. I hate these people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I do too my friend...I do too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I would like to throw some hate to the Mazda MX-6. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i was at the liqour store once with my friend and apparently right before we got to the register to pay some middle aged drunk dude was trying to buy a 1.75L of some cheap ass vodka and was refused due to his inebriating demeanor. My transaction was completed and a second middle aged drunk dude tried buying the same exact size and brand vodka. he was also inebriated. The owner/cashier told said mexican employee to flag down a cop. The diligent Mexican did so and the the two got arrested for DWI's. My friend and I walked outside to our car and saw the that the two middle aged drunks guys were driving a FUCKING MIATA, FUCKING HOMOS. Laughs occurred and we bounce to tell said story to others. endmiatastory\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 INJURYMAD!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 hayabusa powered smart nothing wrong with having a motor as your passenger another hayabusa swapped smart beating a ferrari f430 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 every person i've ever met who drives a smart car is the type who drinks cabaret and has an ipod with coldplay, the wallflowers, and kid cudi. they go to a bar and order cosmopolitans and wear (year round) a bent-bill baseball cap with their favorite team on it no matter how dirty it is. they own a macbook and upload "reaction videos" of themself offering uninteresting pop culture commentary to youtube. they wear corduroy sportcoats and worship barack obama, went to a school like boston college that isn't quite the ivy league but close, and live in a gentrified area of a city that was once a charming ethnic neighborhood but is now as white as Evanescence. they hand out business cards in casual social settings and own 2 pairs of crocs. they also watch television programs for the sole purpose of being able to blog about them and go to parties where they discuss politics and John Stewart. I hate these people. What else do they do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mackfatsoe Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 my history teacher in the 7th grade drove a miata, but he was a pretty cool guy I remember he never locked his doors, because if people wanted to boost something and the doors were locked they would just cut through the soft top, which was an expensive fix, he said. And yet I remember nothing of 7th grade history...the mind is a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 When I was like 13 I knew this Jewish kid who's Dad had an electric car...it was the first time I ever saw one, and it was faggy as all fucking hell. His Dad was also really faggy, he looked EXACTLY like John Stockton A couple of years later I got my first blowjob from the kid's girlfriend. He found out, and he had to go to therapy for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 What else do they do sounds straight lifted from 'things white people like' or is that just what you're going for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 asian things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 sounds straight lifted from 'things white people like' or is that just what you're going for hahaha. what i was going for. feel free to add your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser miyagi Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 fact of the matter is the 'miata' (mx-5 in aus) is an awesome car. it's super light, handles better than 99% of cars on the road and the chassis can handle 400hp easily. seems to me like the people getting all caught up in image are the fags.....and no, i don't own one but would take the aus delivered 200hp turbo version in a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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