Miley Cyrus Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 they're even worse than normal cops. seems like every other time i get rolled up on, its by these faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 hahaha hell nah these chumps? aint happenin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 there are so many of these a holes down on the vegas strip... FUCK EM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 the worst part is that they're actually in shape so if you think your about to lose them by jumping a fence or something, you're dead wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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remainunderated Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 they're even worse than normal cops. seems like every other time i get rolled up on, its by these faggots. ^^^outside of westlake,fuck cops on bikes,cars,trucks,boats,planes any vehicle...but they are on shape you make a good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 this is why god invented parkour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgetsMINE Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 they got cops on dirtbikes where i live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 one time this cop left his helmet on his parked bike, so we put a hand full of pennies in it. Didnt see the result, but i bet it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Steal their bikes. My friend came up behind a lady cop who was arresting one of my friends and stole her bike. It took her a couple of minutes to realise. She was really, really embaressed. It was great. Plus, free bike, handcuffs, pepper spray etc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 So quiet they are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I've definitely had my share of close calls cuz of these fools. I bet they're even angrier than the usual cop.. Know what I mean.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 they got cops on dirtbikes where i live same here in the summer a lot of highschool and college students go out partying at this somewhat remote desert place called "apex". one time a couple friends and i had some beers and shit late at night and we hear sirens and see a bunch of red and blue lights coming down the hills and we got into the car (which was a mitsubishi lancer) and we drove out of there hella quick. :lol: \ the hommie fucked his car up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 We also have paramedics on bikes here (/no moto) for CBD ish. Fuck man if you were dying youd be hoping the cunts pedal like the devils onto em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 same here in the summer a lot of highschool and college students go out partying at this somewhat remote desert place called "apex". one time a couple friends and i had some beers and shit late at night and we hear sirens and see a bunch of red and blue lights coming down the hills and we got into the car (which was a mitsubishi lancer) and we drove out of there hella quick. :lol: \ the hommie fucked his car up. yeah they have chased me out of apex before too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Yeah...because we all need to talk about what we think of cops for the 40th time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I used to think bike cops were the biggest faggots, until I met dune buggy cops in Virginia Beach. Rolled up on me and my girl drinking beers on the beach and acted like it was the biggest bust of their career. I talked so much shit, I couldn't believe I didn't get my ass beat/arrested. They were some seriously pussy ass cops, I wouldn't even think of talking to a Providence cop the way I was punking these dudes off. I mean, in the end my girl had to pay their courthouse close to a grand for underage drinking though, so I guess they won :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 yeah they have chased me out of apex before too. Oh the stories i have about Apex as well....haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 LOL^^^^at theo's pic, that shit is embarrassing. These guys roll through the backyards (private property) of neighborhoods in my hometown, and bust kids for smoking blunts on their porches. These motherfuckers may be in shape, but they're just as lazy as any other cop when it comes to a collar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 The bike cops hide in dark alleys and shit in my city. You would think it was for a bust but i'm pretty sure they're just hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 squad cars > horseback pigs > hotpants patrol though ive never seen any of the horseback ones really gallop after any criminals all they do is shit everywhere downtown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Fucking horse cops just walk through groups of people downtown to disperse them, fucking asshoels A few years back one kicked a kid in the head in Providence :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 couldnt find the picture with him on it, buit most of you know ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 i decided to google obese police change the thread name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 couldnt find the picture with him on it, buit most of you know ! Yeah I couldn't find the clip where he gets his bike jacked, and his telescopic spy mirror, but this clip portrays the stereotype that bike cops are all jackasses that no one likes. Officer Dangle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 horse cops and bike cops.. fags. i've been pulled over an ticketed by both leaving high school back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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