earl broclo ESQ Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Oh --but if you just want some random fun creative idea to make you laugh? I say you tie her up while she's sleeping and gag her. Then put a funnel in her butt, pour a warm mixture of honey and water down the funnel. Then unleash a colony of ants into said funnel. Let sit for twenty minutes, remove funnel, watch her squirm and cry. Is that evil enough? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Leave her before she leaves you. It's coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ilovehaters Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i thought this would be a thread with pics of you girl naked..booo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 is she still pissing you off? buy her a bouquet of falcon punches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Stan just propped me. The oontz is about to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 :lol: Shit was funny. Most of the time i dont even notice who i prop, if it made me lol, i give the props. Hopefuly they get in to a fight while they are in Montreal, that way i can take advantage and make threads about it after! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Never ask message boards for advice. That's my advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenightstalker88 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Alwaya ask message boards for advice then post pictures of the bright future ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazeoz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenightstalker88 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 DO IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 tell her that her pussy smells so bad it made you gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I don't think you're winning in a situation if it ends with you gay, no matter how much of an insult you toss at her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Tell her that her pussy smells so bad that its giving you a boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Tell her that her pussy smells so noxious that the fumes got you stoned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Tell her that her pussy is so noxious that it would peel lead based paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I don't think you're winning in a situation if it ends with you gay, no matter how much of an insult you toss at her I wasn't saying he should make her think he's gay! I was saying he should just tell her that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'm saying though, she could just look at him and be like "My pussy may stank, but you're a sodomite" Epic failure on his part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markathon Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 every time she pisses you off just spray her in the face with water.she will find this unpleasant and will eventually stop the behavior 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Obviously, you're not drinking enough beer. Because if you were, the black eyes/fractured vertebrae would deter her from pissing you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Oh, did i mention we are about to embark on a 7 week holiday with just her and I. Despite the fact we are not talking... fun times ahead. 7 WEEKS?! WHAT THE FUCK B, YOU GOT A JOB? WHERE YOU GOIN NIGGA? OUTERSPACE? LISTEN MAN ALOT OF THESE NIGGAS ARE GONNA SAY SOME MYSOGINISTIC SHIT BUT ALL IMMA SAY IS, BE FORTHCOMING WITH THE BITCH B. IF YOU TELL A BITCH EXACTLY WHATS PISSIN YOU OFF YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO GET THE SHIT SOLVED...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU WHATS PISSIN HER OFF ABOUT YOU AND THEN BOOM BOTH YALL NIGGAS HAVE YOUR AGENDA PLANNED AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA FIX. YOU GOTTA CUSHION THE BLOW THOUGH, DONT JUST BE LIKE "YO WHEN WE WITH YA MOM YOU ACT LIKE THE ILL BITCH" BE LIKE "YOU ACT WILD BITCHY WHEN WE'RE WITH YOUR MOM IT REALLY HURTS ME" OR "IM TRYING REALLY HARD" UNFORTUNATELY I CANT PULL THAT TYPE OF SHIT OFF BUT A WHITE GUY CAN SAY THIS TO A WHITE GIRL NO SWEAT, FEEL ME? AND YOU AUSTRALIAN SO YOU EXTRA WHITE, SO FUCK IT NIGGA, DROP THE GUILT BOMB ON THAT BITCH. IF SHE SURVIVES THE GUILT BOMB THEN SHE'S A BITCH AND YOU NEED TO ROOF THAT HO. MORE THAN LIKELY SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE "SHOWING YOUR TRUE EMOTIONS" AND "REALLY CARE" AND ITS OK IF YOU DO B, FUCK IT...UNLESS YOU'RE UNDER 25 IF YOU'RE UNDER 25 JUST SMACK THIS BITCH IN THE FACE PULL YOUR DICK OUT AND BE LIKE "YOU KNOW HOW MANY BITCHES WANT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS SHIT HERE NIGGA?" (IN THE 2:26 KATT WILLIAMS VOICE) THEN DO THE PONY DANCE OUT THE ROOM. IF SHE DONT LAUGH OR CRY SUMTHIN IS WRONG WITH THAT BITCH. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Ha...looks like Mero got over his writers block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 7 WEEKS?! WHAT THE FUCK B, YOU GOT A JOB? WHERE YOU GOIN NIGGA? OUTERSPACE? LISTEN MAN ALOT OF THESE NIGGAS ARE GONNA SAY SOME MYSOGINISTIC SHIT BUT ALL IMMA SAY IS, BE FORTHCOMING WITH THE BITCH B. IF YOU TELL A BITCH EXACTLY WHATS PISSIN YOU OFF YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO GET THE SHIT SOLVED...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU WHATS PISSIN HER OFF ABOUT YOU AND THEN BOOM BOTH YALL NIGGAS HAVE YOUR AGENDA PLANNED AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA FIX. YOU GOTTA CUSHION THE BLOW THOUGH, DONT JUST BE LIKE "YO WHEN WE WITH YA MOM YOU ACT LIKE THE ILL BITCH" BE LIKE "YOU ACT WILD BITCHY WHEN WE'RE WITH YOUR MOM IT REALLY HURTS ME" OR "IM TRYING REALLY HARD" UNFORTUNATELY I CANT PULL THAT TYPE OF SHIT OFF BUT A WHITE GUY CAN SAY THIS TO A WHITE GIRL NO SWEAT, FEEL ME? AND YOU AUSTRALIAN SO YOU EXTRA WHITE, SO FUCK IT NIGGA, DROP THE GUILT BOMB ON THAT BITCH. IF SHE SURVIVES THE GUILT BOMB THEN SHE'S A BITCH AND YOU NEED TO ROOF THAT HO. MORE THAN LIKELY SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE "SHOWING YOUR TRUE EMOTIONS" AND "REALLY CARE" AND ITS OK IF YOU DO B, FUCK IT...UNLESS YOU'RE UNDER 25 IF YOU'RE UNDER 25 JUST SMACK THIS BITCH IN THE FACE PULL YOUR DICK OUT AND BE LIKE "YOU KNOW HOW MANY BITCHES WANT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS SHIT HERE NIGGA?" (IN THE 2:26 KATT WILLIAMS VOICE) THEN DO THE PONY DANCE OUT THE ROOM. IF SHE DONT LAUGH OR CRY SUMTHIN IS WRONG WITH THAT BITCH. Dominican Dr. Phil here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 GIVE HER A NICE KICK INTHE CUNT!!! A KICK IN THE CUNT? A KICK IN THE CUNT!! JUST A LIL KICK IN THE CUNT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 GIVE HER A NICE KICK INTHE CUNT!!! A KICK IN THE CUNT? A KICK IN THE CUNT!! JUST A LIL KICK IN THE CUNT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ALL IMMA SAY IS, BE FORTHCOMING WITH THE BITCH B. IF YOU TELL A BITCH EXACTLY WHATS PISSIN YOU OFF YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO GET THE SHIT SOLVED...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU WHATS PISSIN HER OFF ABOUT YOU AND THEN BOOM BOTH YALL NIGGAS HAVE YOUR AGENDA PLANNED AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA FIX. ^^This right here. Last year my girl and I were at a boiling point. It got to where I thought it was over and started looking for one bedrooms and roommates needed on Craigslist. After the final blowout, we sat down and voiced out a ton of shit. After some straight forward realizations, we patched things up. The past year has only gotten better for us, even with me losing my job and everything. In fact, once I get my shit back together and on point, I'm going to drop the ring on her finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 congrats earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 there's 2 sides to every story. what did you do to piss her off first??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 congrats earl Thanks, but no need as of yet. You give me the congrats when I can afford something more than a bag of fritos as a sign of my love. Then I'll give you a sincere thanks. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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