shai Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Oh, did i mention we are about to embark on a 7 week holiday with just her and I. Despite the fact we are not talking... fun times ahead. Man, I really hope you're kidding because I don't deal well with drama like that...if she gets out of line, I'll have to send her to the store to buy wolftickets. And that ain't too cool at four in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twofiftylbs Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 BOO YAA! Pow right in the kisser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Make her some soup to show your affection even if you are really annoyed. Then proceed to throw the intensely hot soup in her face then smash the bowl over her head. introduce her to soup. She will respect you way more afterwards. *just playin soup* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 AHHHHGUHAHGUHAHGUH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I find it odd that people assume that dude is in the dog house, without further info his girl has been fucking up and he is the one with beef. She kind of looks like a bitch to me, sorry, maybe if the eyes were in the shot I would feel different but there is something about the picture that strikes me as wrong in the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Based on that picture alone I will assume she would laugh at a Jeff Dunham routine. If he hasn't caught on in Australia... :twitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Draw her a bath and put a towel in the drier for when she's done. After she's dry and smiling from the shower head satisfying her like you can't, post nudes of her on here and show her the thread. This will confuse her. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 introduce her to soup. She will respect you way more afterwards. i just let out one of those retarded half laugh, half cough, half wheezing noises. Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Mind games baby. *said in the voice of Terry Tait office linebacker* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I find it odd that people assume that dude is in the dog house, without further info his girl has been fucking up and he is the one with beef. She kind of looks like a bitch to me, sorry, maybe if the eyes were in the shot I would feel different but there is something about the picture that strikes me as wrong in the brain. It's always our fault. Even if it isn't, it is. The curse of man. At least we don't bleed for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 She's not a bitch, in fact I don't think in the 6 years we have been dating she has ever yelled at me, there in lies the problem. Well that and the fact she spends too much money on bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Well shit dog, it's not like we should know that shit by osmosis. No need to nega-prop me based on my comment brother. Try therapy with her if things are going wrong and you two can not figure it out on your own. Taking a 7 month vacation should be something that the two of you remember for the rest of you life as a happy time together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 ah, first of all it's 7 weeks. secondly, just because she is pissing me off doesn't mean we need therapy. i'm sure everyone with a girlfriend has found they piss them off at some stage. i just thought i'd vent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 ah, first of all it's 7 weeks. secondly, just because she is pissing me off doesn't mean we need therapy. i'm sure everyone with a girlfriend has found they piss them off at some stage. i just thought i'd vent. Breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 is really pissing me off! suggestions? tell her to get back in the fucking kitchen. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 happy... ha you fell into peer pressure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 tell her to get back in the fucking kitchen. =] the originality........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi1_77 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 if shes pissing you off just tell her that shes annoying you. if you have a good girl she will probably try stop whatever is bothering you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 you don't just "tell" women they are annoying you. that starts a shit storm of more questions and yelling. god i hate when they yell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 which begins the whole thought shes been thinking. thinking that you were cheating on her. so she grills you like someone doing a waterboarding. point made swindle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 through my experiences ive discovered that they WANT you to yell at them. i tried being that whole calm cool and collected guy when it came to fighting with girlfriends, but soon realized that what they really want is for you to be a man and tell them when they are being a pain in the ass. show em whos boss and you'll be just fine... or you'll break up and find another chick. fuck any serious relationship if under the age of 29 by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 "maybe it was meant for you" Haha, DO NOT DO THIS. But, you will. There is no way you will resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Make her create an account on here, then negaprop her. Or just do what Twinky said. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 slip some coke in her suitcase, then when she gets stopped at customs you get a nice peaceful 7 week holiday, the prison time will also make her appreciate you more than being fucked up in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 wtf is wrong with broads these days. of course you should be able to tell her she is pissing you off. and she should check that shit at the door. (vice-versa as well) what happened to being honest..we should all be able to to express what we feel..without worrying about the cost of it later. people these days are too fucking sensitive.. /endbroadsruininggreatmenfortherestofusrant 6 yrs dating..you shold be able to talk then. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 6 years we have been dating[/size] she has ever yelled at me, there in lies the problem. Well that and the fact she spends too much money on bullshit. so what then... shes being difficult. Check it out. I may not kno your girl but i kno enough about girls in general to assume she is giving you shit and this is why. U been together 6 years right? You put a ring on her finger? you engaged or made plans to? any kids? She probably wants you to show some type of commitment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 slip some coke in her suitcase, then when she gets stopped at customs you get a nice peaceful 7 week holiday, the prison time will also make her appreciate you more than being fucked up in prison. and this will be your reaction to the news that she got locked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Make her create an account on here, then negaprop her. Seriously, don't even joke about that...she can't have been that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 ditch her before you waste ANYMORE TIME AND MONEY This pretty much sums it all up. If she annoys you? Just move on to the next one. No need to do anything. Unless of course she made you look like an ass, fucked your brother/friend/dude at rural gas station, or told everyone you have a little dick and don't know how to use it (i guess that falls under the first part though). If she's just annoying, I say end that shit and move on. Don't waste your time trying to scorn some broad just because she's annoying. Put that time into pulling another one or having as much fun as you possibly can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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