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famecrazy

my girlfriend...

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ditch her before you waste ANYMORE TIME AND MONEY

 

Been there done that

 

only person that will piss you off in the end is YOU when you think of all that wasted time and money spent on nothing. live and learn and MOVE ON

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Your girlfriend doesn't have eyes?!?!?!

 

I would giver her the benefit of the doubt. She's got it far worse than you do.

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Oh, did i mention we are about to embark on a 7 week holiday with just her and I. Despite the fact we are not talking...

 

fun times ahead.

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Whore her out to me for beer when you're in Vegas. Then we can wander the streets drinking heavily, ingesting drugs and fighting guidos. I don't see how that couldn't solve your problems.

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wow cant believe there hasnt been any pee in the butt comments.

 

 

i vote you break into your own house, dressed in a ski mask, beat and then rape her.

 

leave.

 

come back later without the mask on and be all "zomfg wat hoppend?!"

 

then tell her she deserved it.

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