Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 last week i went on a road trip. the reason is similar to the american "spring break" its just the end of the year and everyone graduates and gets drunk. group; -S (me) -M (hippie stoner) -T (black) -L (alcoholic) all pics taken on my camera phone. sorry in advance. comfort over style get to first destination at 1am (a beach town) proceed to drink, lose a M to the clutches of some ugly skank, meet 2 girls who fucked each other, sleep in the car. wake up here bells beach, popular surfing destination. on the move again, after finding some accommodation brochures we hunt for somewhere to stay, the place i suggested turned out to be the best and cheapest. i was smug. owner of the place we stayed at had a demon dog. wood cabin out in the woods. booze braaaaaah. unpack and cruise down to the town... pulled over by unmarked cop car. $800 in fines for some bullshit. hiding from cops more soon............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 You went south for schoolies? A chick I work with went to the goldy and hooked up with some 17 year old, pretty funny as she is like 23. I remember my leavers week thru the cloud of haze and somehow ended up buying some Jimi Hendrix cd for some reason. That is the only survivor of that trip in my mind, apart from the hot Swedish chick that stayed at the backpackers we were at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 back at base, we found a lizard. then we found lots of lizards. then we became over run by lizards. lizard with gay tattoo went exploring around our cabin and found cows, srs cows. return home to drink before we go out. drive down and look at cool shit before going to the club bar thing. ^ my phone didn't really justice but the sky was awesome. it almost made me wana read the bible. i'm wasted by now. only picture from this night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 You went south for schoolies? A chick I work with went to the goldy and hooked up with some 17 year old, pretty funny as she is like 23. I remember my leavers week thru the cloud of haze and somehow ended up buying some Jimi Hendrix cd for some reason. That is the only survivor of that trip in my mind, apart from the hot Swedish chick that stayed at the backpackers we were at. i went to lorne and torquay. it was a bit lack luster, goldy would have been better. lots of fun was still had though. i met mad older chicks who talked shit about schoolies thinking i wasn't one :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 went for a drive with T to get phone reception the next day. he decided to pull into a big field to drive onto a big hill...got stuck. heres where it got weird. after about 20 minutes of being stuck in the middle of a paddock trying to dig the car free we notice a man stumbling around way off in the distance near a small shack and a bunch of car shells. as he approaches i'm saying "yo i...i think he's blind...." sure enough dude was blind, i didn't get a direct flick of him coz i thought that would be disrespectful, dude had crazy googley eyes but couldn't see shit. he was a farmer, about 60/70 who lived out there on his own, totally self sufficient. after explaining to him the situation he asked us to lead him over to his tractor and we could tow our car free. said tractor, we were amazed when it actually started first go. it was old as fuck. freee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 youre driving on the wrong side of the road :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 lizard with gay tattoo hmm...seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 a girl who touched it in miami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 hmm...seriously? yeah..... don't ask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 expensive food is expensive "................" disgusting energy drinks hippie fire twirling festival i didn't write this and thats not me. i would have at least spelled "touched" correctly this show was trippy as fuck jagerbomb babe patrol view from the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 cool pier climbing down this guy was wasted. we encouraged him to fight bouncers. nature yo local old surf dudes. this girl was drunk, being led away by 3 guys. can you say "run train" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 breakfast of champions going to "erskine falls" inside a hollowed out tree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinky the kid Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 this thread is mediocre at best. would consider reading again. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swindle Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 this thread is mediocre at best. would consider reading again. <3 thats right. nothing too ground breaking, but i thought itd share. but since i haven't got any sleep since whenever the fuck, i'm gonna half ass it and upload more pics and stories tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 nice flicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 good documentation, looks like it was a toobananza. thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 better stories and an edited picture selection (that relied heavily on the novelty of tits) would have improved this great greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 More on the story of "the train". Were you a passenger on this train? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 youre driving on the wrong side of the road :D hahah I know I saw the pic and took a double take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 you're actually doing shit, going to falls and shit, i commend you sir. all i can remember from schoolies is being thrown off a roof and stealing a couch to try and put it on the roof of a cab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 met they neighbours, they were drunk snow white, stealing a wheely bin T -"find gaye street, thats where we gotta go." L -"gaye an e?" T -"yeah it has an E" S -"..nah it doesn't" T -"greaaaat." S -"4 dudes sharing a house in gay street..." neighbour passed out i went to hang with the girls. drunk 18 yr olds + only guy = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 run from; cops security council workers bouncers kicked out of: hotel pub club + much more i cant say online. good clean fun. fin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Tell me that lizard thing is'nt on you Swindle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 nah dude. i'm not black. he has other dumb tattoos. he has japanese characters on his back that say brother coz he was meant to get twin tattoos with this girl he was bfflz- you know what, not even going into detail its really that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 and he has a flaming fish in the centre of his back. flaming fish "i'm probably gonna make it all into a back piece" "but you have those japanese characters right next to it" "i'll work them in" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 nah dude. i'm not black. he has other dumb tattoos. he has japanese characters on his back that say brother coz he was meant to get twin tattoos with this girl he was bfflz- you know what, not even going into detail its really that bad i saw a guy at bondi beach with a hot tuna logo and a bad boy logo tattoo....ya know the target brands? that is the trendiest pier i've ever seen nice thread bra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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