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short photothread of mediocrity

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last week i went on a road trip. the reason is similar to the american "spring break"

its just the end of the year and everyone graduates and gets drunk.

 

group;

 

-S (me)

-M (hippie stoner)

-T (black)

-L (alcoholic)

 

all pics taken on my camera phone. sorry in advance.

 

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comfort over style

 

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get to first destination at 1am (a beach town)

proceed to drink, lose a M to the clutches of some ugly skank, meet 2 girls who fucked each other, sleep in the car.

 

wake up here

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bells beach, popular surfing destination.

 

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on the move again, after finding some accommodation brochures we hunt for somewhere to stay, the place i suggested turned out to be the best and cheapest. i was smug.

 

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owner of the place we stayed at had a demon dog.

 

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wood cabin out in the woods.

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booze braaaaaah.

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unpack and cruise down to the town...

 

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pulled over by unmarked cop car. $800 in fines for some bullshit.

 

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hiding from cops

 

 

 

more soon............

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You went south for schoolies? A chick I work with went to the goldy and hooked up with some 17 year old, pretty funny as she is like 23. I remember my leavers week thru the cloud of haze and somehow ended up buying some Jimi Hendrix cd for some reason. That is the only survivor of that trip in my mind, apart from the hot Swedish chick that stayed at the backpackers we were at.

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back at base, we found a lizard. then we found lots of lizards. then we became over run by lizards.

 

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lizard with gay tattoo

 

went exploring around our cabin and found cows, srs cows.

 

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return home to drink before we go out.

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drive down and look at cool shit before going to the club bar thing.

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^ my phone didn't really justice but the sky was awesome. it almost made me wana read the bible.

 

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i'm wasted by now.

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only picture from this night

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You went south for schoolies? A chick I work with went to the goldy and hooked up with some 17 year old, pretty funny as she is like 23. I remember my leavers week thru the cloud of haze and somehow ended up buying some Jimi Hendrix cd for some reason. That is the only survivor of that trip in my mind, apart from the hot Swedish chick that stayed at the backpackers we were at.

 

i went to lorne and torquay. it was a bit lack luster, goldy would have been better. lots of fun was still had though. i met mad older chicks who talked shit about schoolies thinking i wasn't one :cool:

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went for a drive with T to get phone reception the next day.

 

he decided to pull into a big field to drive onto a big hill...got stuck.

 

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heres where it got weird.

 

after about 20 minutes of being stuck in the middle of a paddock trying to dig the car free we notice a man stumbling around way off in the distance near a small shack and a bunch of car shells. as he approaches i'm saying "yo i...i think he's blind...."

 

sure enough dude was blind, i didn't get a direct flick of him coz i thought that would be disrespectful, dude had crazy googley eyes but couldn't see shit. he was a farmer, about 60/70 who lived out there on his own, totally self sufficient. after explaining to him the situation he asked us to lead him over to his tractor and we could tow our car free.

 

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said tractor, we were amazed when it actually started first go. it was old as fuck.

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freee

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expensive food is expensive

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"................"

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disgusting energy drinks

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hippie fire twirling festival

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i didn't write this and thats not me. i would have at least spelled "touched" correctly

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this show was trippy as fuck

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jagerbomb

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babe patrol

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view from the bar

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cool pier

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climbing down

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this guy was wasted. we encouraged him to fight bouncers.

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nature yo

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local old surf dudes.

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this girl was drunk, being led away by 3 guys. can you say "run train"

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this thread is mediocre at best.

 

 

would consider reading again.

 

<3

 

thats right. nothing too ground breaking, but i thought itd share.

 

but since i haven't got any sleep since whenever the fuck, i'm gonna half ass it and upload more pics and stories tomorrow

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better stories and an edited picture selection (that relied heavily on the novelty of tits) would have improved this great greatly.

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youre driving on the wrong side of the road

 

 

 

:D

 

hahah I know I saw the pic and took a double take.

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you're actually doing shit, going to falls and shit, i commend you sir.

all i can remember from schoolies is being thrown off a roof and stealing a couch

to try and put it on the roof of a cab.

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met they neighbours, they were drunk

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snow white, stealing a wheely bin

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T -"find gaye street, thats where we gotta go."

L -"gaye an e?"

T -"yeah it has an E"

S -"..nah it doesn't"

T -"greaaaat."

S -"4 dudes sharing a house in gay street..."

 

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neighbour passed out

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i went to hang with the girls. drunk 18 yr olds + only guy = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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run from;

 

cops

security

council workers

bouncers

 

kicked out of:

 

hotel

pub

club

 

+ much more i cant say online.

 

 

 

 

good clean fun.

 

fin.

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