ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 http://gremlinonawing.ytmnd.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 incase anybody was wondering about the actual outcome: http://consumerist.com/2009/12/notorious-passenger-of-size-was-given-a-full-row-to-himself.html Notorious Passenger Of Size Was Given A Full Row To Himself By Meg Marco on December 4, 2009 1:20 PM A photo allegedly taken by a flight attendant that has been making its way around the internet has prompted an investigation of safety procedures by the FAA, says the New York Post. NYP says: “ Worried that the severely obese passenger would block the plane's aisle in an emergency, American cleared out the normal-sized guy in the adjacent seat by offering him a ticket on a later flight. ... "The passenger in this case had a whole row to himself," said Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Laura Brown. ” Ms. Brown went on to confirm that no safety rules were violated, and that the flight had taken off from San Francisco. American Airlines has offered no further statement about the incident and there's no word on whether or not a flight attendant did in fact take the photo and post it on the internet. Should this man be able to fly on a plane? [NYP] (Thanks, Julie!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 way to reward and accommodate fucking fatasses like this. if you want to fly or do shit like this, lose some fucking weight. no one else wants to have to suffer because your life is a wreck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 wait so they shafted the normal passanger because of this retardedly obese guy? They better have hooked him up with business class at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 best edit ever^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 if you have the time always volunteer to be that dude! its worth it 99% of the time. free upgrades...flight credits...it pays off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 they need to start making "fat people airplanes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 haha, that would be pretty crazy. they could just use these military planes by the way, unrelated vulcan, but ya know how theres John Galt in Atlas Shrugged? This place I used to work was on John Galt Blvd. kinda weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 bahaha dude you could have texted me or pmed me that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 haha sorry! i just thought of it when i was posting endofunrelatedoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PentiumOrange Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I think they should have to buy two airline tickets. One for each cheek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 How does the arse get wiped after laying a steamer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 They can't wipe, That's why obese people STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 It's the T-rex effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 fatties & children should have their own flights, restaurants, movie theaters, sidewalks, etc. *edited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 fatties & children should have their own concentration camps fixed even further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 How does the arse get wiped after laying a steamer? The Comfort Wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I would have demanded a free flight if I had that beast sat next to me, also if they tried giving them food in flight I would not have been able to keep my mouth shut and would have said the fat cunt could do with losing some lbs. I hate fat people, stinking excuse ridden people, oh it's glandualr, oh really it isnt the 20 cheeseburgers you eat a day and the fact you sit on your ass and gorge yourself on food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PentiumOrange Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Bump Comfort wipe lolol! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 But how tight are his pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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