Ice Nerves Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 check the guy next to him he's like wtf Dude's bummed. Homie's sitting on the arm rest! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I bet chubbs bought two tickets but the retarded ticket bitch probably didn't put the 2 seats next to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 i have witnessed this first hand on a flight, the china man sitting next to s super fat was so pissed off and would not sit down. some important airline guy and a cop had to come on board. it was delayed for like 30min until they got it all sorted out... holy fuck i HATE fat people though.... the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I would definitely complain of I was seated next to him. That fat bitch eating the ice cream..., I don't care if she has kids, dependents, feelings or whatever, I'd fucking shoot it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 i have witnessed this first hand on a flight, the china man sitting next to s super fat was so pissed off and would not sit down. some important airline guy and a cop had to come on board. it was delayed for like 30min until they got it all sorted out... holy fuck i HATE fat people though.... the worst. Can I ask what the outcome was? I'm interested to know how they handled it. Props to the Chinese dude for not putting up with it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 5, 2009 Author Share Posted December 5, 2009 I had the whole middle aisle to myself on a 10 hour flight from Tokyo to LA, and thought I'd get to lay down and sleep. Before we took off, the flight attendant walked back there with these two fat Australian ladies because they needed extra space, and I had to leave and cramp up with people up front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 fucking fat cunts make everyone else suffer from their disgraceful lifestyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Can I ask what the outcome was? I'm interested to know how they handled it. Props to the Chinese dude for not putting up with it as well. the guy ended up getting off the plane after like a mini-sit in so im assuming he got credited and some free miles, either that or it was on him for pitching a fit and he got put on the next flight... i mean i wold not have it but if i were in the situation i would be discrete and talk to someone try to get it worked out on the low but yea aside from being delayed i was stoked on the guy standing up for his... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 he has his crotch stuck on the armrest... his sweaty, never washed dirty crotch... now you know why your seat smells funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Get that fat nigga to the cargo portion of the plane. Throw him a blanket, or possibly tarp and a few pillows. And shoot him a few ibuprofens and possible a large bag of mixed nuts and he's straight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I would not want to have the next flight in that guys seat, your arm would be rested on that same armrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 i'd complain, and if i weren't reassigned seats i would get on a later flight. no chance in hell i'd get stuck next to that for any length of flight. /hates fat people. and the 30000cal image. so gross. you would have to fist just to finger. nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Fuck fat cunts disgust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 last time i saw this dude he was on a motorcycle next to his twin brother Nice:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 They should of grabbed pitchforks and torches and run him off the plane to a smaller derelict plane sitting on a hill where he can eat rats and watch Jerry Springer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 If you're that fat you should ride down below with the baggage. THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I bet chubbs bought two tickets but the retarded ticket bitch probably didn't put the 2 seats next to each other. lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 THAT'S A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 haha fuck. i have the worst luck with being seated next to degenerates like this in movies and planes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 hahaha thats gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 So I was taling a flight from Chicago to NYC last Christmas. I'm boarding, walking up to my seat and there's a girl sitting in my seat, snuggling with her boy toy. She was nice and asked if we could switch seats, to which I obliged. Next up a dyke comes on and says I'm in her seat. The girl again asks if she could stay next to her dude. The dyke reluctantly agrees. She gets a middle seat across the aisle. A few moments later an enormous black woman comes and plops down next to the dyke, fat pouring over the armrests and everything. The dyke didn't have an inch to move. But the lady was obese and black so Ellen couldn't (or wouldn't) speak up against teh fattie. I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 fatties & children should have their own flights. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 The fact of the matter is that all the fatties weigh more and cause the plane to use more gas. They should prorate your ticket cost based on weight and of course if you take up more than one seat you should have to buy another. Shit if you want to eat more than one dinner most restoraunts will have you buy another right? Children should not be hated on, but parents who cannot control their children bug the shit out of me. I was in the grocery store yesterday and this bratty little girl started to throw a fit about wanting some frosting, I thought the mother was going to put the smack down on that, instead she was all "what flavor dear?" My kid would never fucking pull some shit like that cause he knows the answer to what happens when kids throw fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I recently took some flights in australia, and the rule was carry on only,and that carry on has to be less than 20kg. What makes no sense is taht if i weight 120 lbs, and my bag weighs 40lb, i still weigh less than a 200lb man, its unfair all over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 they seriously need to start having grown ups and non fatties only flights. the last transatlantic i did in october had some mother who had absolutley no discipline or control for her child. screamed, kicked and yelled the whole way. it was nice she let her brat kid kick my seat for 2 hours while sitting on her lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'm saying...I'm usually pretty neutral on small children and even fat people, but when you're forced into flying on the fucking Amistad that all goes right out the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 start a company called fat flights...just for the fat people FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 This isn't really an airline 'fat person' story but sort of relevant. Last week on a flight back from Korea, I sat down next to this guy who was insistent on trying to become my best friends or something, dude just would not shut the fuck up. So, after take off I took a xanax drank a red wine real quick and fell asleep. I woke up about 6 hours later with a food tray between my legs and the reminisce of an airline meal all over me. I was kinda confused and looked over at the retard sitting next to me, and he offered this explanation: "I thought you would of woken up quickly so I asked them to leave a meal for you, then we hit some turbulence and it went everywhere, sorry" yeah thanks, fuck head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 :lol: You shoulda rubbed that shit in his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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