MrChupacabra Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I fucking hate when i have a middle seat and the people next to me claim both armrests. Motherfucker, you have two armrests and i'm sitting here cramped up with your elbow poking me. Or when the person next to you is clearly trying to read your magazine, computer, phone, whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I seriously hate airplanes, they suck so bad. I had always gone to VA in a car my whole life (bout 10 hours or so), but when I was like 15 my mom convinced me to fly there with her. It fucking sucked so bad that I blew off the return flight and drove home with my brother Unfortunately I also can't handle being in a car much longer than 12 hours, so alot of places you're forced to fly. Nevermind the whole ocean aspect, that also kind of limits driving options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I hate it when the person on the isle seat make such a fuss when you need to squeeze past them to get to the bathroom. Mother fucker, you're in economy, buy a first class ticket if you don't want to be distributed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 fatties & children should have their own flights. THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Mother fucker, you're in economy, buy a first class ticket if you don't want to be distributed. The working class really gets treated like shit these days, taking muthafuckas apart and distributing them in economy and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 5, 2009 Author Share Posted December 5, 2009 I seriously hate airplanes, they suck so bad. I had always gone to VA in a car my whole life (bout 10 hours or so), but when I was like 15 my mom convinced me to fly there with her. It fucking sucked so bad that I blew off the return flight and drove home with my brother Unfortunately I also can't handle being in a car much longer than 12 hours, so alot of places you're forced to fly. Nevermind the whole ocean aspect, that also kind of limits driving options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 5, 2009 Author Share Posted December 5, 2009 Holy shit John Madden is an ugly ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 or would he eat them? on the next episode of Lost...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 he's just a big old fatty fatty fat kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 this is why i drive or get first class all the way im not dealin with some fat dood or doodette and damn sure not gonna deal with some misbehavin kids. anyone that knows me knows ill say some shit like you need to control your child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Fat people and crying babies on planes should be LIQUIDATED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Fat people and crying babies on planes should be LIQUIDATED. Why is it that it is always one or the other every time you fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Neverflyingalwaysbusingoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 http://gremlinonawing.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 incase anybody was wondering about the actual outcome: http://consumerist.com/2009/12/notorious-passenger-of-size-was-given-a-full-row-to-himself.html Notorious Passenger Of Size Was Given A Full Row To Himself By Meg Marco on December 4, 2009 1:20 PM A photo allegedly taken by a flight attendant that has been making its way around the internet has prompted an investigation of safety procedures by the FAA, says the New York Post. NYP says: “ Worried that the severely obese passenger would block the plane's aisle in an emergency, American cleared out the normal-sized guy in the adjacent seat by offering him a ticket on a later flight. ... "The passenger in this case had a whole row to himself," said Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Laura Brown. ” Ms. Brown went on to confirm that no safety rules were violated, and that the flight had taken off from San Francisco. American Airlines has offered no further statement about the incident and there's no word on whether or not a flight attendant did in fact take the photo and post it on the internet. Should this man be able to fly on a plane? [NYP] (Thanks, Julie!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 way to reward and accommodate fucking fatasses like this. if you want to fly or do shit like this, lose some fucking weight. no one else wants to have to suffer because your life is a wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 wait so they shafted the normal passanger because of this retardedly obese guy? They better have hooked him up with business class at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 best edit ever^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 if you have the time always volunteer to be that dude! its worth it 99% of the time. free upgrades...flight credits...it pays off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 they need to start making "fat people airplanes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 haha, that would be pretty crazy. they could just use these military planes by the way, unrelated vulcan, but ya know how theres John Galt in Atlas Shrugged? This place I used to work was on John Galt Blvd. kinda weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 bahaha dude you could have texted me or pmed me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 haha sorry! i just thought of it when i was posting endofunrelatedoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PentiumOrange Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I think they should have to buy two airline tickets. One for each cheek. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 How does the arse get wiped after laying a steamer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 They can't wipe, That's why obese people STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 It's the T-rex effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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