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SHITTY JOB THREAD

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post some of the worst jobs you've had......

 

1. selling vacuum cleaners door to door. lasted a day.

 

2. st. charles tavern in new orleans. 1 day.

 

3. snow shovelled a roof in portland, maine for a day. did'nt get paid.

 

4. petco in brooklyn. lasted about a week.

 

5. so many more.

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Your only problem is that you cant do anything for more than a fuckin day.

 

Try doin some of this:

 

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Trust me, it blows.

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You do the roofing only, or the insulation also? I was basically tricked into this job, I was led to believe I would be wiring and installing a ac unit. Ended up climbing in and out of a attic all day, ripping out old fiberglass insulation and replacing it. Wouldn't have sucked as much if I was told I would be handling insulation, and didn't end up coming to the job like a jack ass in dickies and a t-shirt, when everyone else is wearing jump suits.

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i aint have that many jobs

but the shittiest one out of the ones i had...

 

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student custodian for my highschool..

only cause i used to hate everyone when i worked...

these niggas would see me mopping and sweeping the floor,

but walk RIGHT in the middle of my shit so id have to do it over...

i snapped on a couple kids before when they had the halls and shit

maaad dirty.. also i had to clean the cafeteria which sucked.. the shit

you find on hs cafeteria floors once the tables are put up is ridiculous..

gatorade spilled all over the floor, gum, smashed cookies mixed with

the lunch from that day.. not only that but the head custodian would ALWAYS

try and correct me and show me how to clean "correctly" and completely

fuck up everything i just did... like i dont know how to sweep a fucking floor and vacuum...

 

 

i mean it was easy dont get me wrong, just aggravating as fuck...

definately the shittiest out of them all...

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Only white guy @ a carwash

 

Although, I was never accused of stealing all that change

for some reason

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1. lifter at a plastics factory. lifted heavy barrels of plastic everywhere.

 

2. landscaper for a boss built like a pro wrestler, and had a temper just like one.

 

3. state job....ugh

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Only white guy @ a carwash

 

Although, I was never accused of stealing all that change

for some reason

 

I worked at a Waterway carwash. Found Glocks in cars. Yo.

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the brick. 13 minutes.

 

ice cream dicky d bike. 3 days

 

counting stock for wrangler jeans. 1 day.

 

landscaping, which i am still doing for some reason, in the summer its rad but fucking winter and rain and early mornings and lifting way too much, fuck it.

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First job ever working at a dollar store for this Israeli guy who would leave me in the store with no way to lock it until midnight some nights cause he was out screwing his girlfriend. Though I did get blowjob from his girlfriends little sister in the backroom. So maybe not the worst job ever.

 

Cutco selling knifes door to door. Though I did just work for them for about 3 weeks and scammed them for a bunch of cash.

 

Selling kirby vacuums. Though I actually did make decent money doing it.

 

Working for greenpeace, calpirg, environment california, or anything like them. I fucking hate those jobs, I feel like shit scamming people out of money so the office manager can drive a bmw and they can pay lobbyists money to subvert the democratic process in the supposed interest of the people. Though I am really good at getting people to give me money, and have figured out the ins and outs of scamming them into giving me a fat paycheck. So I end up working for them when I am desperate every couple years or so.

 

Bus boy for this racist Italian restaurant. I didn't even make it through one shift before I walked out. I don't know why they hired me if they were just going to be a bunch of racist bastards once i started work.

 

Indian restaurant. I worked there for two weeks until they fired me for not letting them take advantage of this mexican guy they were paying $5 an hour to do the nastiest jobs.

 

Actually just about any restaurant job I have ever had fucking sucks. I will never work food service again.

 

Digging ditches in arizona during the summer. I got paid $7.50 to dig ditches for ten hours a day 5 days a week in the middle of the summer. It was fucking hell but I made enough money to move the fuck out of that town

 

I think the worst job I have ever had is selling drugs though. Definitely the worst out of everything. Everyone is constantly trying to get over on you. Everyone always wants you to cuff them shit. People try to steal your customer base on a constant basis. You always got to worry about people ratting you out to the cops even if it is some petty shit. I have seen friends go down cause one of their custies got busted with an eighth of weed and decided to roll on my boy who had ten pounds at his house. Keeping a steady source sucks since people are always getting busted or losing connections. It's hard to find quality shit depending on where you are and what you are dealing with. I could keep going with this list. But selling drugs has to be the worst job I ever fucking had.

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taxi driver

telesales 1 day

building site labourer in london earning 6 squid an hour. 7 weeks of which involved lugging plasterboard up multiple flights of stairs.

cookie factory

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it may have already been a thread, the search function doesnt always work well and after looking through 2 pages of threads and not finding one i think its a go to make a new one (only if the search function was actually attempted).

 

ive had a lot of jobs that may be shitty to some of you but for me i work, i grew up in a struggling family so i appreciate any opportunity to make money and i work my ass off for it if needed.

 

i will say the graveyard shift for any job is shitty, especially when you work one for two years straight and never have more than one day off in a row. its almost like you never have a day off.

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working telesales selling health insurance to companys. I lasted 2 1/2 days then got fired at lunchtime.

 

i worked tele once selling magazine subscriptions to upper middle class only and got fired when i walked in on the third day, i didnt care i went to the indoor skate park a block away and shredded bro

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Worst Job was probably working at a Garden center.

 

I had epic hayfever for the 2 months I worked there, I could barely move or see. But that didn't bother me half as much as having to witness the endless bullying of this really friendly mentally handicapped guy. The boss just turned a blind eye to it because it was her faggot french son who was doing the bullying along with these two fat idiot brothers.

 

They used to only let up on him when he started crying. Shooting cleaning jets at him until he was completely soaked and freaking out.

 

After witnessing this and other nasty shit I did the least amount of work possible and refused to work anywhere near the pathetic dickheads, so I got fired.

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Worst Job - IP Relay.

 

 

You unsure on what that is? Have you ever made a prank phone call through a service that is for the deaf? We relay your typed message to a hearing abled 2nd party. Yeah, I was that guy- the middle man for your prank phone call, and occasional real call.

 

Worst fucking job. BUT, i quit right after training and no one noticed, so i got another 2 weeks pay without being there. So i guess i won.

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why is it that woman can keep jobs wayyy longer then doods can. Ive had three jobs since i turned 16 and ive always moved up, no matter what.

 

Been doing the casino thing for about 4 1/2 years now. its hella gay but i keep the money in my mind constantly. I even work fucking graveyard, but id much rather be employed/get what i want rather than sit at home and get fat.

 

independent woman right here (:

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