poop stache Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 post some of the worst jobs you've had...... 1. selling vacuum cleaners door to door. lasted a day. 2. st. charles tavern in new orleans. 1 day. 3. snow shovelled a roof in portland, maine for a day. did'nt get paid. 4. petco in brooklyn. lasted about a week. 5. so many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluser Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Your only problem is that you cant do anything for more than a fuckin day. Try doin some of this: Trust me, it blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 i can do shit for more than a day, i'm just talking about the shitty jobs i've had to take when desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 didn't this thread already happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 You do the roofing only, or the insulation also? I was basically tricked into this job, I was led to believe I would be wiring and installing a ac unit. Ended up climbing in and out of a attic all day, ripping out old fiberglass insulation and replacing it. Wouldn't have sucked as much if I was told I would be handling insulation, and didn't end up coming to the job like a jack ass in dickies and a t-shirt, when everyone else is wearing jump suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 i aint have that many jobs but the shittiest one out of the ones i had... student custodian for my highschool.. only cause i used to hate everyone when i worked... these niggas would see me mopping and sweeping the floor, but walk RIGHT in the middle of my shit so id have to do it over... i snapped on a couple kids before when they had the halls and shit maaad dirty.. also i had to clean the cafeteria which sucked.. the shit you find on hs cafeteria floors once the tables are put up is ridiculous.. gatorade spilled all over the floor, gum, smashed cookies mixed with the lunch from that day.. not only that but the head custodian would ALWAYS try and correct me and show me how to clean "correctly" and completely fuck up everything i just did... like i dont know how to sweep a fucking floor and vacuum... i mean it was easy dont get me wrong, just aggravating as fuck... definately the shittiest out of them all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Thrift shop. Start tomorrow. 12 pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Only white guy @ a carwash Although, I was never accused of stealing all that change for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 1. lifter at a plastics factory. lifted heavy barrels of plastic everywhere. 2. landscaper for a boss built like a pro wrestler, and had a temper just like one. 3. state job....ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Only white guy @ a carwash Although, I was never accused of stealing all that change for some reason I worked at a Waterway carwash. Found Glocks in cars. Yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 didn't this thread already happen? Yes. It's amazing how often that search button gets overlooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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screambloodygore Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 the brick. 13 minutes. ice cream dicky d bike. 3 days counting stock for wrangler jeans. 1 day. landscaping, which i am still doing for some reason, in the summer its rad but fucking winter and rain and early mornings and lifting way too much, fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 First job ever working at a dollar store for this Israeli guy who would leave me in the store with no way to lock it until midnight some nights cause he was out screwing his girlfriend. Though I did get blowjob from his girlfriends little sister in the backroom. So maybe not the worst job ever. Cutco selling knifes door to door. Though I did just work for them for about 3 weeks and scammed them for a bunch of cash. Selling kirby vacuums. Though I actually did make decent money doing it. Working for greenpeace, calpirg, environment california, or anything like them. I fucking hate those jobs, I feel like shit scamming people out of money so the office manager can drive a bmw and they can pay lobbyists money to subvert the democratic process in the supposed interest of the people. Though I am really good at getting people to give me money, and have figured out the ins and outs of scamming them into giving me a fat paycheck. So I end up working for them when I am desperate every couple years or so. Bus boy for this racist Italian restaurant. I didn't even make it through one shift before I walked out. I don't know why they hired me if they were just going to be a bunch of racist bastards once i started work. Indian restaurant. I worked there for two weeks until they fired me for not letting them take advantage of this mexican guy they were paying $5 an hour to do the nastiest jobs. Actually just about any restaurant job I have ever had fucking sucks. I will never work food service again. Digging ditches in arizona during the summer. I got paid $7.50 to dig ditches for ten hours a day 5 days a week in the middle of the summer. It was fucking hell but I made enough money to move the fuck out of that town I think the worst job I have ever had is selling drugs though. Definitely the worst out of everything. Everyone is constantly trying to get over on you. Everyone always wants you to cuff them shit. People try to steal your customer base on a constant basis. You always got to worry about people ratting you out to the cops even if it is some petty shit. I have seen friends go down cause one of their custies got busted with an eighth of weed and decided to roll on my boy who had ten pounds at his house. Keeping a steady source sucks since people are always getting busted or losing connections. It's hard to find quality shit depending on where you are and what you are dealing with. I could keep going with this list. But selling drugs has to be the worst job I ever fucking had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 professional penis cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser miyagi Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 taxi driver telesales 1 day building site labourer in london earning 6 squid an hour. 7 weeks of which involved lugging plasterboard up multiple flights of stairs. cookie factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Squid is a currency?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 it may have already been a thread, the search function doesnt always work well and after looking through 2 pages of threads and not finding one i think its a go to make a new one (only if the search function was actually attempted). ive had a lot of jobs that may be shitty to some of you but for me i work, i grew up in a struggling family so i appreciate any opportunity to make money and i work my ass off for it if needed. i will say the graveyard shift for any job is shitty, especially when you work one for two years straight and never have more than one day off in a row. its almost like you never have a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 working telesales selling health insurance to companys. I lasted 2 1/2 days then got fired at lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 working telesales selling health insurance to companys. I lasted 2 1/2 days then got fired at lunchtime. i worked tele once selling magazine subscriptions to upper middle class only and got fired when i walked in on the third day, i didnt care i went to the indoor skate park a block away and shredded bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickski Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Worst Job was probably working at a Garden center. I had epic hayfever for the 2 months I worked there, I could barely move or see. But that didn't bother me half as much as having to witness the endless bullying of this really friendly mentally handicapped guy. The boss just turned a blind eye to it because it was her faggot french son who was doing the bullying along with these two fat idiot brothers. They used to only let up on him when he started crying. Shooting cleaning jets at him until he was completely soaked and freaking out. After witnessing this and other nasty shit I did the least amount of work possible and refused to work anywhere near the pathetic dickheads, so I got fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Worst Job - IP Relay. You unsure on what that is? Have you ever made a prank phone call through a service that is for the deaf? We relay your typed message to a hearing abled 2nd party. Yeah, I was that guy- the middle man for your prank phone call, and occasional real call. Worst fucking job. BUT, i quit right after training and no one noticed, so i got another 2 weeks pay without being there. So i guess i won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 YO on the he real ill take any fuckin job at this point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 why is it that woman can keep jobs wayyy longer then doods can. Ive had three jobs since i turned 16 and ive always moved up, no matter what. Been doing the casino thing for about 4 1/2 years now. its hella gay but i keep the money in my mind constantly. I even work fucking graveyard, but id much rather be employed/get what i want rather than sit at home and get fat. independent woman right here (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Women dont seem to have as much trouble settling down into something. Guys are always on that distracted gotta conquer all and leave our mark on the world steez Did alot of cabling in old hotels over the last summer which happened to be one of the hottest summers on record... nothing like sizzling bits of your body on metal while trying to solder in some postion the Karma Sutra came up with over two wooden supports during a heatwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi1_77 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Selling gas and electricity door to door. Long hours and comission pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Working with my dad when I was 15 or so. It was cleaning up parties on the weekends at this Jewish temple. 10-12 nights. I got this instead of child support. Washing hundreds of dishes and tables and whatever else. Re-tiling swimming pools. Shit was not fun at all. Didn't last long though. One warehouse gig I had working with people who were fucking miserable.. Twelve hours M-F with eight on Saturdays. Dudes would get drunk and high(on coke).. Shit was all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Commercial roof repair. Nothing like spending 8 hours on your hands and knees grinding the bits of rubber that the scarifier sp did not catch. Climbing around in the guts of buildings looking for a leak and working with a Christian d-bag who took it upon himself to try and convert me every day for 6 months. I worked a 26 hour shift for those guys once and did not even get a thanks for going the extra mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 1. Carwash in the winter time. Bananas busy in subfreezing temperatures with water sucked ass. Easily the worst job I will ever have. At least we robbed the place blind daily. 2. Cutco door to door knife sales. That's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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