oaker Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I was in line at the DQ on 6th getting mother's usual order of 3 hot dogs and onion rings. I was looking down at my Gameboy, not paying attention to the line when I felt the warm breeze hit my legs. I looked up from my Pokemon battle and there you were. 5'2, about 315 lbs. You had the remnants of your first two DQ orders stuck in your teeth, which were so gnarled, I could see them from the back. You were polishing off a Dilly Bar when the methane cloud rose to my nostrils, curling my nose hairs. It was an aroma that could only be produced by a goddess. As I felched it, I detected a hit of salmon as well as delicate notes of chili. Subtle overtones of movie theater style butter pop corn were soon overpowered by the second wave, which brought a strong scent and taste of corned beef and cabbage. (Mmmmmmm...) I could see the gas bubble trying to escape from your neoprene-esque tights, most of which were so far up your crack, I debated momentarily whether they were actually two pairs of pants, each housing one of your delightful cankles. The outline of your swollen, probably irritated pachyderm knuckle made me picture a furry cantaloupe split perfectly down the middle, complete with crateresque dimples. This image only further infuriated my raging erection. I struggled to contain my three inches until I eventually prematurely ejaculated. It might have been embarrassing had I not been wearing pajamas with the feet in them under my value brand khakis. I know you will probably never read this, as I heard you commenting to the store clerk that you could not read, and proceeded to order by pointing at pictures and grunting. But I had to share my story. I hope to see you again some day. And if by some chance someone reads this to you, please do not shave, I really liked your mustache. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I would like to refer the author of this thread of discussion to this particular thread which discourages such calorie-free content. http://12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=132879 Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Sir please, Refrain from the posting uninteresting/irrelevant information. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 wtf is up with these threads that make no sense. and why are they being made so quickly especially rite after seekings thread this shit is lame i hope i give you another tampon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I would like to refer the author of this thread of discussion to this particular thread which discourages such calorie-free content. http://12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=132879 Have a nice day. It wasn't funny the first time you posted it, let's not make it happen. Now, everyone please proceed to make fun of this n00b and his shitty thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 lol im saving that spitfire and will be using it a of now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 BESTOFCRAIGSLISTMAKINGTHREADASSNIGGA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 By the way, SWAMP do you play MW2 on PS3? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 HURRR DURRR YOU GUISE UR TOTALLY GOIN AGAINZT SEEKINGS THRED OMFG HURRRRRRRRRRR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 By the way, SWAMP do you play MW2 on PS3? Nah, I don't really play videogames Why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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