Vulcan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 haha..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Whenver you see a dodge charger, more than half the time its actually a cop. Its just another cruiser. Dudes should really change it up at least. Florida Highway Patrol confiscates cars and then flips them into FHP cars. Saw a corvette once, complete with all the bells and whistles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ALways look at the shoes undercovers shoes don't ever match right- bum undercovers have shoes that are not nearly as grimy or well worn. Wigger undercovers have some dumb shit nobody really wears. Undercover working men wear either too fresh workboots or leather shoes. As for LP, if you can spot a LP scoping you by now you got no business doing shit LP will bust you for. I don't really rack too much any more, and I don't dress like a shoplifting punk, but I still pull their cards sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Whenver you see a dodge charger, more than half the time its actually a cop. Its just another cruiser. Dudes should really change it up at least. Florida Highway Patrol confiscates cars and then flips them into FHP cars. Saw a corvette once, complete with all the bells and whistles. Here it's mostly Tauruses, but also mad Crown Vics and Chargers. I've seen the Gang Unit drive all kinds of crazy shit, from a brand new Lexus to mid 80's Hondas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Whenver you see a dodge charger, more than half the time its actually a cop. Its just another cruiser. Dudes should really change it up at least. Florida Highway Patrol confiscates cars and then flips them into FHP cars. Saw a corvette once, complete with all the bells and whistles. Every force around here does this. I've seen a VW cabriole convertable converted to an undercover doing speed detail in a neighboring city , with lights and sirens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 corollas are the new shit in nyc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Every force around here does this. I've seen a VW cabriole convertable converted to an undercover doing speed detail in a neighboring city , with lights and sirens thats nuts, Australian undercovers just drive the normal squadcars without all the shit on them, and have about thirty seven thousand antenna sticking off them so its always easy to pick em. fuck that flipping cars shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 They have a whole squad here called the "Road Rage Task Force" that drives around in black oldsmobiles that don't even have radios on deck- the cops only have handheld wallow talkies so you can't spot the aentennas. They basically drive the I-40/65/24/440 loop and look for big shady cars doing minor traffic offenses especially with out of state plates, pull them over, check warrants, and find any reason to search for drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I had the worst floor walker following me around at the supermarket a while back. it always seems to happen when I'm actually not up to anything. I wanted to walk over to him and just ask him to fucking let me breathe and stop sweating my ass all over the store. he was "shopping" in at least 3 aisles I was in yet his basket always had the same 3 items he started off with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Me and my homie fucked with the LP's at a bookstore one time for like an hour. Pickin up markers, walking around the corner and ditching them, going in the bathroom, shit like that. At one point the guy actually dissapeared, then came back out without his glasses and wearing a different shirt :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 just before my friend moved for oklahoma, we had bought some bud and a pipe. we smoked like half of the sac and went to go get some tacos at thi taco hop by our house. and some arizona iced teas. we sat on the corner of the shell station drinking and eating and this cop car rolls by. of course were paranoid because we still had the sac and the pipe on us. and of course they do a U-turn and light us up. the cops get out of the car and ask us what we were drinking because they looked like forties, they said. and we told them arizonas and showed them. they proceeded by asking us where we lived and if they could search us. i thought we were fucked and so did my friend. my friend asked one of the cops "ummm may i ask why sir?" and he replied "oh its just a bad drug neibhorhood and two white guys sitting on this corner at this hour usually either have drugs or are waiting to buy drugs". so before they search us they ask us if we have anything illegal on us and i say ye i have a knife and my friend was all hesitant and one of the officers said if you have a little bit of weed just tell us now. so my friend did but he forgot to say that he had the pipe. as im getting searched the officer searching me finds my girls expired driver permit and confiscates it saying that it would be a felony if i had it on me and i it down in hand cuffs they find the pipe on my friend. i knew we didnt have enough weed to get in trouble so i wasnt too scared about that. and long story short the cops let us go with a warning and they keep the pipe but tell us to stomp on the weed and rub it in the ground with are feet. lol oh yeah and my friend had one of those mexican us id cards that the court gives you and these racist fucks kept asking him where he bought it and shit. i was mad. but im glad they let us go. they werent undercoers so idk why im even typing this haha lol but yeah that will happen should have just not let them search you, they had no probable cause 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 their probable cause was that we were in a drug area pat 9 o clock i know gay ass probable cause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Don't let them search you :lol: :lol: You can always tell the people from the middle of nowhere, because they think you have rights when it comes to dealing with the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 im from boston homie. its always worth a try if your not a dick about saying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 If you really are from Boston then you're clearly a herb who's never actually had an encounter with the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Don't let them search you :lol: :lol: You can always tell the people from the middle of nowhere, because they think you have rights when it comes to dealing with the police haha rights. what the fucks rights!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 no you can;t search me!!! i know my rights. officer grabs you slaps you digs in your pockets. stop resisiting!!!!! *BOP*( CLUB TO HEAD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 yeah i know my right but they were going to search us whether or not we said okay. they usually dont care. ive had some encounters with the cops and usually if you say no you cant search me they still do and if they find hit you are definitly gunna get in trouble for it. unlike that night they let us go because we were co-operating... havent you seen cops nigga? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 EVERYONE IS THE POLICE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I actually watched his cop show. Can't take it seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Anyone who can't take Steven Seagal seriously is kidding themselves. Dude might look corny but he would snap your ass in half...I'd be legit scared to move the wrong way if he was arresting me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 if i was getting arrested by that fool i would not be able to stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 EVERYONE IS THE POLICE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE... Exactly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 here they like to sit outside the spot and anybody that tries to grab a bag gets they car took. No ticket, no probation, no nothing but it costs 1000 to get your car back happened to me. I tried to get a nik, They said they were breakin it down and to come back in 15 minutes. soon as i turned the corner i got flikt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 HES A FUCKING COP!??!? THAT NIGGA KILLS MASS PEOPLE REALLY SHADY LIKE.... AND THEY LET HIM BE A COP!??!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Back in my hs years I got pulled over with 4 forties, trees and a bowl. I just dropped of my girl at the time and there were 3 other dudes n the whip. The po comes up to me and asked I'd he search the car. I thought I was bagged for sure. I was like "what's my rights on this?" popo told me "u could either say yes or no." I told him "no" cuz I already knew it was curtains for me and the crew. The dude went back to the cruiser came back to me and told me to beat it. When I turned around there were 4 fucking squad cars. To this day I still dnt understand why I wasn't locked up that night. Peace to the gods. /coolstorybr0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 To this day I dnt understand what you were just saying but it's all good. Peace to the godz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Haha. iPhone posting sucks but that's like 95% of my posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ahhhh. its nice being able to take part in a thread about police subject matter without a 30+ year old man flooding in red text and 4chan images from 2003. ahhhhhh. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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