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if your phone has video

make puppets of you and

her. Set up fancy curtain as backround.

Play Hank williams-Hey,good lookin (or whatever type

of lovey dove song... that one to me just seems to fit you)

Dance puppets along to feel good tune.

Send her the make shift music video via text message on Christmas.

I'd go batty over something like that.

 

I pray to god this is a joke :lol:

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if your phone has video

make puppets of you and

her. Set up fancy curtain as backround.

Play Hank williams-Hey,good lookin (or whatever type

of lovey dove song... that one to me just seems to fit you)

Dance puppets along to feel good tune.

Send her the make shift music video via text message on Christmas.

I'd go batty over something like that.

 

 

This seems like stalker type stuff. My 2 cents.

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My favorite fast food that I have regular access to is Burger King.

 

Their new double cheeseburgers are a quarter pound, for $1. McDonalds wants like $3 for a Quarter Pounder w/ cheese, and they put less cheese than BK's burger too

 

just had 2 of these today. the other bk is charging more cuz they were losing money with it for only a $1.

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whats absolutely fucking comical is the fact that the threads title is posing a question to the girls on 12oz and as soon as one responds all the dudes are like "yo thats the stupidest shit ever that bitch will hate you if you do that"

 

:lol:

 

IRONY.

 

and to reiterate, i think, and in some cases know, yall game is off... bitches love shit like that. but only get super nifty heartfelt sentimental crafty if youv been with her for awhile and youv pretty much jellyfished yourself out like a fagget.

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The girls on 12oz tend to be very different from the type of female I date, so I wouldn't even bother asking this kind of advice.

 

absolutely, and i personaly would never this because its not in my character.

 

but clearly homeboy eats is a jellyfish that is just dying to feel his heart beat with a broad that wants this, so therfor i feel its good advice for him. it fits his dimensions.

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For a "ask the ladies thread" it sure is raining men up in here.

 

 

Men tell the truth about women.

 

Notice how women always say "I want a nice guy" and turn around

and date a douche?

 

or ask those questions that have no legit answer like "do I look fat in this?"

if you say "yes", no blowjobs for a month. if you say "no" they accuse you of

lying.

 

Women are liars not by their own fault. It's embedded. Like Pentium Vagina.

Hard coded.

 

Men who know the deal tell other men what's up. Not some nancy pancy froo froo

"buy some expensive shit and waste money on this chick that will hate you for it

and go for that asshole who spits on her when he talks" advice.

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Men tell the truth about women.

 

Notice how women always say "I want a nice guy" and turn around

and date a douche?

 

or ask those questions that have no legit answer like "do I look fat in this?"

if you say "yes", no blowjobs for a month. if you say "no" they accuse you of

lying.

 

Women are liars not by their own fault. It's embedded. Like Pentium Vagina.

Hard coded.

 

Men who know the deal tell other men what's up. Not some nancy pancy froo froo

"buy some expensive shit and waste money on this chick that will hate you for it

and go for that asshole who spits on her when he talks" advice.

 

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