...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 you talk kinda like a 15 yr old puppy dog, i digress... ok, so your spearing her vaj, good. are you two "official" like are you bf/gf. again, crucial to the debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 i never really got this whole "game" thing...whys it got to be a game? just be yourself. do you. and garuntee youll bag her. best advice so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Worst advice ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 i never really got this whole "game" thing...whys it got to be a game? just be yourself. do you. and garuntee youll bag her. because it is a game. and if you dont play it like one your gonna fail. or fall in love. and both of those two outcomes are unacceptable. im a strong beleiver in that "marriage" and/or serious relationships are just as much a buisness merger than sexual gratification. its far more important to be physicaly attracted to someone and be able to sim ply tolerate being around them for long periods of time than to fall victim to caring about them like a walking emoticon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol say what you want cos but ive been in a relationship nearly 3 years now and i seem to be doing good with what im doing so im not complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I thought it was pretty good advice. I like to think I'm a simple guy so it makes sense to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
factotum Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Buy her a pretty pipe of her choice? Cosign this one. It's a nice enough gesture to get her stoked on it, but not so much so that she'll freak out and head for the hills. You won't break the bank on it, and she'll feel obliged to smoke you up. win / win. But maybe not of her choice, if you try to suggest taking her to buy a pipe, it might seem like you're laying it on too thick. Just get a decent one yourself that doesn't look like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You kind of seem like a nerd, so being yourself is pretty bad advice in your situation However, I digress...hopefully everyone gets their dick wet for Christmas Edit: To eatso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 eatso... again, crucial to the debate. are you two "official" because i gotta be honest here, im hinting at the fact you are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 ive been in a relationship nearly 3 years now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 i fail cuz i get the pussy whenever i want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I am a nerd. tis true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 My final parting thought in this thread will be this: No matter what girls say, they like material things. I've seen many girls who never had a nice thing in their life who probably would have loved a hand drawn picture at one point, completely change after getting a couple of nice jackets, or bags, or anything like that. While it may not be the most relevant advice in this situation, if any of you guys out there are in a relationship that actually matters to you, buy your girl something nice and expensive. She'll love you more and give you a great blowjob for it, I promise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 anywho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 no problemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 even though thats a hipster drawing from hell i like its limbs. i can practicaly see his arms in motion and i like how his leg on the opposite side of him worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 also, his hands are like electrical plugs. which is kind of dope im imagining him plugging himself into the wall to renergate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 people give horrible advice on here. you should know that. don't buy her anything. she's not expecting anything, so she shouldn't be surprised you didn't get her anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I remember i ask people i work with what I should get these girls for their bday (twins) and everyone was like "get em some nice picture frames!!" I thought fuck that...picture frames seriously? sounds gay. I ended up getting them some AMC gift cards like a douche. That night at the party they got like 10 different picture frames and fucking loved them...I still dont understand to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 well when I put these things out there I kinda know who I'll get some nuggets of wisdom from. the idiots are just an entertaining plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol my girl like candles especially the ones that smell like shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 well when I put these things out there I kinda know who I'll get some nuggets of wisdom from. your welcome eatso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 McDonalds nuggets are so fucking good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 its all about the sauce. bbq or sweet and sour with the mcd's nuggets. and i have to be drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 McDonalds nuggets are so fucking good fuck no. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You're out of your mind. I'm not a huge McDonalds fan, but their breakfast and their nuggets will always be fuckin amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 dude. fuck no mcdonalds nuggets are gross a fuck. its all about their angus burgers and the coffe thats it. oh and the spicey chicken dollar menu shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 vulcan your losin it son... mcdonalds mcnuggets are fucking rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 and hell ya them breakfast thangz OWN aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 maybe if youre 8 years old. you guys like sprite with your nuggets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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