poop stache Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 OH MAN, NOONE ELSE HAS HEARD THAT 50 TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK YET! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i just heard it today. but i am in new orleans, about 10 years behind the rest of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Tiger Woods is no longer know as Tiger, he is now Seal because he got clubbed by a Swed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Sometimes I feel like being a celebrity must suck, because poor Tiger can't even cheat on his wife, have a fight with her, or send his mistress crazy e-mails without the whole world knowing Then I remember he makes over 100 million a year, and that more than balances it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 yea, three more broads came out saying they were doing it with Tiger. total of 6 now with 3 more with "no comment" until press conference is held... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 NIGGA WUZ PIMPIN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Golf in shock as Tiger takes indefinite break ending his career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 divorce wife fuck bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Golf in shock as Tiger takes indefinite break ending his career. That statement is almost as retarded as you bumping your shitty thread, once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 For real. This kid is dying for his thread to ride. Kill yourself faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I tamponed the kid (jpeg to prove it) and 20 mins later he has 4 green tic tacs. The whole props system is flawed and proves IRC is for teh gaez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 the mods propped him cause he complained about getting a cinamon tic tac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 haha fuck both of you. stop clicking the thread and eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 b u m p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Whats up with that ugly fat ugly blonde bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Suddenly I smell...fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amok sik Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This cat is a pimp....fuckin all types a bitches strippers prostitutes...and his faithful bitch is still by his side....she could have divorced him and moved to a small island and never wanted shit for herself n kids....this cat must have told her he would beat her to death with his golf club or run her over with escalade..OR SHE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET AIDS.. DUMB BLONDE CHICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 whoa whoa.... tiger woods cheating say it aint so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This cat is a pimp....fuckin all types a bitches strippers prostitutes...and his faithful bitch is still by his side....she could have divorced him and moved to a small island and never wanted shit for herself n kids....this cat must have told her he would beat her to death with his golf club or run her over with escalade..OR SHE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET AIDS.. DUMB BLONDE CHICK It has been reported she will be divorcing him, she will be the one ballin after that pay out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This cat is a pimp....fuckin all types a bitches strippers prostitutes...and his faithful bitch is still by his side....she could have divorced him and moved to a small island and never wanted shit for herself n kids....this cat must have told her he would beat her to death with his golf club or run her over with escalade..OR SHE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET AIDS.. DUMB BLONDE CHICK You're dumb. His wife is no longer by his side and seriously? Prostitues/strippers? And they were UGLY for the most part, AND its been claimed he's had unprotected sex with them? Dude probably has the itchee scratcheez. And for the record, his wife beat him up first. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Article from GQ 1997 about him, quite interesting.. http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/199704/tiger-woods-profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 me and his wife are set to elope in June Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 pretty interesting BLU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 tiger woods loves the wimmenz if i had that cash.. i'd do the same shit, just not married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 probably posted already BUT.......... whats the difference between santa and tiger??? santa stops after 3 ho's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haymaker Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 good for tiger getting his fuck on, why waste your fame banging the same bitch, no point in that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 There wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't married, if he wanted to fuck loads of women then he shouldn't have gotten married. He fucked up, plain and simple. He shouldn't have played up to this super clean cut professional image if that isn't who he is, kinda hypocritcal really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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