Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 thats fucked up... AS IF its not alcohol related... who the fuck hits a fire hydrant and then a tree at 2:25 am. and furthermore, how the FUCK do you end up in serious condition?!? tiger was wasted, hopefully dude recovers. he is an unbelievabley talented human being. Real talk. I love how the cops are covering it up for him just cause he's Tiger Woods. I wish I had that kinda pull. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I didn't consume any alcohol yesterday. I doubt I was the only one. Who cares? This shit shouldn't even be news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Pink skins love tiger woods.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I didn't consume any alcohol yesterday. I doubt I was the only one. Who cares? This shit shouldn't even be news. You're probably pretty close to being the only one. I spent time with 13 people yesterday (off the top of my head) and the only two who didn't drink were both pregnant. I'd imagine those averages are about the same for most people. And alot of people care, hence why it is news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Nigga got like a couple minor lacerations. Not even serious. The news is just hyping this bullshit up. Gold jacket, green jacket - who gives a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 ZIPPERHEAD NIGGER WAS ON PCP PEROID 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'm all for racist humor and all, but if someone is only a quarter black can they really be called a nigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 House nigger? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 he can pick cotton and harvest rice at the same time. thats one useful nigger in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 i liked when people said "golf is not a sport"... dumb... about as dumb as hitting anything let alone a hydrant 100ft from your driveway... also, i did not drink yesterday and i wanted to edit and say the word NIGGER right quick while everyone else was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Woods was out here in Melbourne a few weeks ago the media went nuts and the event was sold out, he seemed like a pretty nice guy and humble too he's alright in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I like watching Woods own niggas at golf, I won't lie. I also like playing golf, but it's mad expensive so I play about 3 times a year in my climate. I was always wondering what this kat was up too, I mean, never any bad shit. He's human, and ridiculously rich. He's gotta have a vice. He had that real pushy Dad, so you know he's got some time to rebel type shit on his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 After rereading my post - He is most definitely not owning niggas, it's most definitely whitey. Rock on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 You're probably pretty close to being the only one. I spent time with 13 people yesterday (off the top of my head) and the only two who didn't drink were both pregnant. I'd imagine those averages are about the same for most people. And alot of people care, hence why it is news I've never seen my wife as shitty as she was last night. I practically had to force feed her water and Excedrin while she was crying next to the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I've never seen my wife as shitty as she was last night. I practically had to force feed her water and Excedrin while she was crying next to the toilet. I didn't get drunk, but I drank beer all day long, very steadily. Me and pretty much all my friends were WASTED on Thanksgiving Eve, to the point where one girl puked everywhere, right in the middle of the bar. In the Northeast thanksgiving Eve is a pretty big club/bar night, is it like that everywhere else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 also, i did not drink yesterday Yeah, but aren't you straight edge? We're only counting normal people here, that'd be like me saying "Well, my baby niece didn't drink either" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Yeah, the Bay is like that too. Seems a lot of people come back into town to visit the fams. Off of school for a bit, or from work and everybody is hitting up friends they haven't seen for a while. I was at the bars Wednesday night and they were pretty packed. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 In the Northeast thanksgiving Eve is a pretty big club/bar night, is it like that everywhere else? I know Valentines day in Philly is a good bar night for getting some strange. All the salty singles just wanna get laid. I'd imagine holidays like Thanksgiving to be a good night for the famless niggas to vent for similar reasons. Oh, you said Thanksgiving eve. Yeah, Thanksgiving eve is always a party night. You got all these people coming from outatown and wanna get down before having to deal with their family all day the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 he's mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 No just slightly agitated & mildly perturbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 He's using his tiger focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 No just slightly agitated & mildly perturbed. the FUCK IS PERTURBED??? ps, theo is tiger woods... true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Flustered, Confounded, Befuddled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 beer # 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 tiger is fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 SUV DRIVERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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