R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I COME TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!! Today is Turkey day, I woke up to the sounds of a fatty cat scratching at my door telling me to get shit done. (Mostly make breakfast for him) I woke up, made an egg sammich and got the bird out for its last hours of defrosting. Things I need to get done today 1. Hop down to the Bakery and get a loaf of fresh French Bread for Spinich Dip 2. Buy some onions at the market. 3. Get some whipped cream for the pumpkin pie Later, bird time and get dressed in the finest bill cosby sweater i can find in Deutschland, cause it wouldnt be a holiday without sweaters n shit. So here I sit with a giant cup of coffee, thinking out loud and dreaming of the pies to come RAP SON!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 seinfeldkramerturkey.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 oh yeah..pics to come of the holiday. I got seven people coming over the house for eating and drinking.... shits going to get hectic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 turkey tofurkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 wait a minute, i thought you werent allowed to cook meat in your house. im starting to think this thread is a little bit pinocchio what with all this "future thanksgiving from germany" buisness all the while cooking a dead animal and smells of burnt flesh stenching up your next of kins air. did you decide to wear pants today and put your foot down? or in this case black above ankle doctor martins. is bloodfart the turkey in your oven? did you kill bloodfart and sacrifice her to king diamond for turket day? are you basting bloodfart with cat blood and stuffing her with gizzards and bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 You are an idiot, dont you have a life of your own or you just going to keep stalking in mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 hey hey hey. be serious here people. spetzlecat is cooking a turkey feast in germany as we speak. bloodfart is basting in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 and dude COME ON enoughs enough with this stalking bullshit already. i sent you one message titled "spetzlecat" with a picture of you at the tranny bar. stop crying wolf and go and baste your tofu turkey in the oven son. and maybe ask for a sense of humour this christmas:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 Sure, whatever you faggot. Go get a another crackwhore and tell her how brilliant you are with no high school diploma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 this threads been alotta fun but i really must get going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 you suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 hey hey hey. be serious here people. spetzlecat is cooking a turkey feast in germany as we speak. bloodfart is basting in the oven. haha what the fuck is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 geezus fucking christ huxtable what is with your never ending obsession with Dao and Guzzi Mane son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 and dude COME ON enoughs enough with this stalking bullshit already. i sent you one message titled "spetzlecat" with a picture of you at the tranny bar. stop crying wolf and go and baste your tofu turkey in the oven son. and maybe ask for a sense of humour this christmas:) I dont think anything funny has even come out of your mouth. The only thing that I can think of that comes out of your mouth is everyone's dick. All you do is troll hard on this board and dont contribute shit. Step off the dick son and get your post count down, you 35 a day posting faggot. Maybe you can go to the library and check a book out on how to spell. Misspellings only work in rap letters and not real life, but I guess a brilliant crackwhore lover with the education of ninth grade should know that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Nigga gucci is that nigga....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I dont think anything funny has even come out of your mouth. The only thing that I can think of that comes out of your mouth is everyone's dick. All you do is troll hard on this board and dont contribute shit. Misspellings only work in rap letters and not real life, but I guess a brilliant crackwhore lover with the education of ninth grade should know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmUeKV1aw0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blood fart Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 One in the afternoon and there is no turkey in the oven. It's in the sink. I don't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Also, I've been getting guff about how I pronounce the word "giblets" Last night I made a pecan pie, pumpkin pie, 2 pans of corn bread, filling for stuffed mushrooms, carmelized onions for tiny tarts, and spinach artichoke dip. Cooking from scratch is my thing. I need to shower and then get in the kitchen and finish up prep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Have a good day guys, sounds like it will be tasty, just another shitty day in the UK here, maybe we should start having a pre christmas celebration at the end of november too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 rap and turkey ....i'm in.....! mmmm that turkey taste so good when its sliced just right. been cooking in the oven nigga all night... pour, now pour dat gravy up....pour, now pour dat gravy up... wat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 just saying. if my woman was on 12oz too and was talking to me about thanksgiving over the interwebs in a thread instead of real life... that would be strange. umma go get some pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 just saying. if my woman was on 12oz too and was talking to me about thanksgiving over the interwebs in a thread instead of real life... that would be strange. umma go get some pancakes. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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