Weapon X Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I am fucking one of my bartenders on the down low. She is funny as hell, has a fat ass, goes to school, is from the country, and most important, she likes me. She overheard me saying something along the lines of Persian males being scum of the Earth who cannot, by any means, be trusted, and then I heard her saying something just like that to my buddy two days later. I have a right to that opinion because I've known a ton of them, since they came over in the early nineties, and I have people's experiences to draw from, including my own. She just knows that they don't tip. Did I do her a favour? Could I say something about buttsecks next? Is it wrong that she didn't invite the Saudi-Canadian doorman to her housewarming because she probably mistakenly thinks he is Persian? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 haha hilarious all around. I know nothing of persians. Just Albanians which are good people but I think can be slightly womanizing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 youre fucking it up for all my Kurdish homies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 durka durka, my nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 XXX, They are called Iranians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I am fucking one of my bartenders on the down low. She is funny as hell, has a fat ass, goes to school, is from the country, and most important, she likes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Favor? Naw, not sure on that one. Buttsex? You know the rule, pics or it didn't happen assuming you are talkin about you and your girl. No, don't pity him like that. Too much pity for others in the world. A dude who chose to be a doorman is too prideful for that shit. Basically, dont feel bad and post pics of buttsex assuming you are talkin bout your girl and not saudi arabian doorman nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 i work with a bunch of middle easterns. they're mostly from iran, afghanistan, and other spots and most say they're persian. i see them do shady shit to customers, and still try to justify that what they did was right and honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 XXX, They are called Iranians. I believe the ones here prefer 'Persian', as 'Iranian' implies that they're down with the Ayatollah and the state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 if you aint down with the Ayatollah you aint shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 XXX, They are called Iranians. Every single Iranian I've met, and there's a fucking shitload in Vancouver, refers to themselves as Persian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Iranian women have dope bodies and they're grill looks proper after the electrolysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 its funny, once you leave north van/van and into surrey... there iranian. nobody says persians in surrey. its fucked. i didnt even know what a persian was until i asked someone where persia was:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Persians are cheap bastards and shady as fuck, if we are generalizing a whole people. but the girl shouldn't just be repeating shit she hears from whoever as her opinion if she doesn't know/really doesn't have an opinion. fuck it though, go for the buttsecks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 its funny, once you leave north van/van and into surrey... there iranian. nobody says persians in surrey. its fucked. i didnt even know what a persian was until i asked someone where persia was:lol: Answer your PM's, Surrey boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 persian doesnt nececarrily mean Iranian its a culture/region that overflows some country borders 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Iranian women have dope bodies and they're grill looks proper after the electrolysis. Iran is something like 2nd only to the States in plastic surgery. Mostly boob and nose jobs. One of my girlfriends best friends is from there and went back a few months ago just to get a nose job. She said it's like a right of passage for women over there. Since she told me I can totally tell that every single Persian chick I meet has had some sort of work done. Look for it next time you meet one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 At first I used to think stereotypes were nonsense until I smelled my professor and the girl who used to sit next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I worked with an Iranian for about 2 years, he is the only one I've ever really associated with. Cool guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 damnit! dao beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Protect your neck Weapon XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I worked with an Iranian for about 2 years, he is the only one I've ever really associated with. Cool guy. I worked with one who listened to Enrique Iglesias and was convinced the Holocaust never happened. Oh Ali, you crazy diamond.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 wait... you have to know something about the person you hate in order to be proper racist? that's canada rules racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Iran is something like 2nd only to the States in plastic surgery. Mostly boob and nose jobs. One of my girlfriends best friends is from there and went back a few months ago just to get a nose job. She said it's like a right of passage for women over there. Since she told me I can totally tell that every single Persian chick I meet has had some sort of work done. Look for it next time you meet one. i thought argentina had a shit ton of plastic surgery too, cuz insurance will cover it there if you say being ugly makes you depressed. weapon you live in toronto right? there were maaaad rich iranians i met when i lived in montreal, all their families bounced when the shah died 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Iran is something like 2nd only to the States in plastic surgery. Mostly boob and nose jobs. One of my girlfriends best friends is from there and went back a few months ago just to get a nose job. She said it's like a right of passage for women over there. Since she told me I can totally tell that every single Persian chick I meet has had some sort of work done. Look for it next time you meet one. Yeah, a lot of them look white from the back because of the hair and skin, too. I knew a Persian who would swear up and down that Iran has the best military in the world. He needs to get the fuck out of my country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 i thought argentina had a shit ton of plastic surgery too, cuz insurance will cover it there if you say being ugly makes you depressed. weapon you live in toronto right? there were maaaad rich iranians i met when i lived in montreal, all their families bounced when the shah died yeah, a lot of them have mad money here. I hear Beverly Hills has a ton of them, too. I think Zoroastrians are to Persians what wealthy Jews are to the rest of the world. B'hai (sp), too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The "iranian" comment was meant as a joke. i only met one iranian who claimed to be iranian, the rest claimed persia as they're motherland. there were tons of iranians when i lived in the DMV, and yes they all migrated there during the late 80's early 90's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weapon X Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 So do I lose respect for this girl? Or do I like the fact that she wants to share my opinion? Or just chalk it up to all girls being dumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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