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I Think I Made Someone Racist

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I am fucking one of my bartenders on the down low. She is funny as hell, has a fat ass, goes to school, is from the country, and most important, she likes me.

 

She overheard me saying something along the lines of Persian males being scum of the Earth who cannot, by any means, be trusted, and then I heard her saying something just like that to my buddy two days later.

 

I have a right to that opinion because I've known a ton of them, since they came over in the early nineties, and I have people's experiences to draw from, including my own.

She just knows that they don't tip.

 

Did I do her a favour? Could I say something about buttsecks next? Is it wrong that she didn't invite the Saudi-Canadian doorman to her housewarming because she probably mistakenly thinks he is Persian?

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haha hilarious all around. I know nothing of persians. Just Albanians which are good people but I think can be slightly womanizing....

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I am fucking one of my bartenders on the down low. She is funny as hell, has a fat ass, goes to school, is from the country, and most important, she likes me.

 

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Favor? Naw, not sure on that one. Buttsex? You know the rule, pics or it didn't happen assuming you are talkin about you and your girl. No, don't pity him like that. Too much pity for others in the world. A dude who chose to be a doorman is too prideful for that shit.

 

Basically, dont feel bad and post pics of buttsex assuming you are talkin bout your girl and not saudi arabian doorman nh

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i work with a bunch of middle easterns. they're mostly from iran, afghanistan, and other spots

 

and most say they're persian.

 

i see them do shady shit to customers, and still try to justify that what they did was right and honest

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XXX, They are called Iranians.

 

I believe the ones here prefer 'Persian', as 'Iranian' implies that they're down with the Ayatollah and the state.

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its funny, once you leave north van/van and into surrey... there iranian. nobody says persians in surrey. its fucked.

 

i didnt even know what a persian was until i asked someone where persia was:lol:

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Persians are cheap bastards and shady as fuck, if we are generalizing a whole people.

 

but the girl shouldn't just be repeating shit she hears from whoever as her opinion if she doesn't know/really doesn't have an opinion.

 

fuck it though, go for the buttsecks.

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its funny, once you leave north van/van and into surrey... there iranian. nobody says persians in surrey. its fucked.

 

i didnt even know what a persian was until i asked someone where persia was:lol:

 

Answer your PM's, Surrey boy.

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Iranian women have dope bodies and they're grill looks proper after the electrolysis.

 

Iran is something like 2nd only to the States in plastic surgery. Mostly boob and nose jobs. One of my girlfriends best friends is from there and went back a few months ago just to get a nose job. She said it's like a right of passage for women over there. Since she told me I can totally tell that every single Persian chick I meet has had some sort of work done. Look for it next time you meet one.

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I worked with an Iranian for about 2 years, he is the only one I've ever really associated with. Cool guy.

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I worked with an Iranian for about 2 years, he is the only one I've ever really associated with. Cool guy.

 

I worked with one who listened to Enrique Iglesias and was convinced the Holocaust never happened. Oh Ali, you crazy diamond....

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wait... you have to know something about the person you hate in order to be proper racist?

 

that's canada rules racism.

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Iran is something like 2nd only to the States in plastic surgery. Mostly boob and nose jobs. One of my girlfriends best friends is from there and went back a few months ago just to get a nose job. She said it's like a right of passage for women over there. Since she told me I can totally tell that every single Persian chick I meet has had some sort of work done. Look for it next time you meet one.

 

i thought argentina had a shit ton of plastic surgery too, cuz insurance will cover it there if you say being ugly makes you depressed.

 

weapon you live in toronto right? there were maaaad rich iranians i met when i lived in montreal, all their families bounced when the shah died

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