HardyBucks Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted but it can only power on for a minute then it explodes. I want a pornstar to fuck all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted, but theyre shemale & gay pornstars i wish i had a driver & a limousine full of pre-rolled blunts, champaigne, and my fav ladies that drives me from points A to B, anytime/anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvak19 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Alright, But the Driver is the lead singer of nickelback, the limo is actually a Pinto, the blunts are extremely stale, the champagne has urine in it, the ladies all have herpes, and everytime you ask them to drive somewhere you get rear ended. I wish I had A Freight yard loaded with flats and Cryos with no bull or toys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted, but every time you enter you are vamped by writers who are better than you, and thusly have no paint or pain free limbs. I wish I didn't have the itis at just 8:15 from Thanksgiving dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted but now you many never celebrate anything ever again, no wedding, no batmitsvahs or any other holiday or birthday ever including your own or someone else's I wish I could smash Kim Kardashian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Who the fuck doesn't eat Thanksgiving dinner till after 8:15? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted but now you many never celebrate anything ever again, no wedding, no batmitsvahs or any other holiday or birthday ever including your own or someone else's I wish I could smash Kim Kardashian granted but she has a shit fetish and wants you to eat her ass i wish i had a new lancer evo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted but the interior has been wiped down with period blood from a retarded girl with aids. i wish it was an acceptable time to start drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted, but its time to start drinking because a meteor is 5 minutes away from hitting the city. I wish I didn't have a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted you dont but you have aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I wish I had a huge farm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted but it's an antfarm full of fire ants that breaks and the ants get all over your furniture I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted but your an insect I wish I had a Lambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 You can, at around 200mph in an extremely downward direction, for a little while. Now that I don't have a hangover I wish I didn't have AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 you dont have aids but your trapped on a desert island with spencer and heidi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 You can, at around 200mph in an extremely downward direction, for a little while. Now that I don't have a hangover I wish I didn't have AIDS GRANTED! Now you're hung over again. I wish I wasn't out of cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted, but the cigarettes are "fire safe". I wish I didn't have an AIDS hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Granted but its becuse youve never drank or had sex becuse you were raised by catholic priest I wish people would be original and stop useing aids for every fucking response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted, but you have aids on the low and get very ashamed every time its spoken about... i wish i had a fat blunt to smoke and my girl to be here with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 granted, but the thread dies. from the boredom caused by that, you leave to walk to your local store & decide catch a handstyle an undo from across the street spots you & is killed by a car while crossing to sneak up you are charged with his death, labelled a cop killer, & are thrown into prison for life with no parole on your first day, after your brutal beatdown from the guards & gang rape by cellmates, you sit down to eat. its meatloaf night & thats your favourite food ever the meatloaf is cold i wish i posted in sync to randoms post above, because i woulda posted a huge cover of that faggoty band, alien ant farm *edit - i fucked up the order again due to bad timing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 granted but u would have got negapropped i wish ppl would give me all the money they owed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 granted, but the money is stolen and you get charged with armed robbery, raped in jail, and made into the jailhouse hooker after having your butthole stretched... i wish i had some more beer and a blunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 granted but you have trench foot i wish i had a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Who the fuck doesn't eat Thanksgiving dinner till after 8:15? Nah I ate at like 6. It was referencing the fact that I was dead on my feet because of the huge dinner I had eaten. That's pretty early to wanna knock out for the night, I'm sure you'd agree due to your 4am battles on here. granted but you have trench foot i wish i had a sandwich Here you go. I wish this room wasn't so damn stuffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Granted, but the room is now filled with dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths. I wish I had more money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 granted but its monopaly money I wish people would get the fuck outta my way when I'm driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Granted, but now there's walls in your way. I wish I had a sea of bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 granted but its stale I wish my car was fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madvillain Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 granted but its a toy car I wish their was no toys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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