carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 GRANTED but "better" is actually the alias of a serial rapist, and he wants you bad i wish i had a new couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted, but they will all turn into cops/feds since they are so smart. i wish i had a new phone, god damn Soooooooooo, you think all smart people become cops? You think cops are smart? really? hmmmmm. :five-o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 GRANTED but "better" is actually the alias of a serial rapist, and he wants you bad i wish i had a new couch Granted but the granter mistaken thought you said ''crouch'' and now you have a vagina I wish I had some Kush right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but you have nothing to smoke it with.also you have aids. i wish i had some cocoa puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Your cocoa puffs are actually my turds. I wish I was more drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 GRANTED but your beer goggles make you fuck an ogre. I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but now you have aids. i wish i could fuck sarah cardenas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but you live in Somalia i wish my neighbors would stop blasting R Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted, but now your neighbors pisses on your face instead. I wish I had a big truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but it has the engine from a 3 cylinder Geo Metro. I wish I was back asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but ur sleeping in the grass I wish I could eat some taco bell right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but on the way home after eating it your gonna get stuck in traffic, and get diarrhea. I wish I had a new amp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted, but it only plays autotuned kanye on 11 I wish I could eat a McRib right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted, but it only plays autotuned kanye on 11 I wish I could eat a McRib right now. granted but now its new soy mcrib i wish the x would talk to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but now she has a dick i wish i didnt have to go to see my girls fam on thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but now you have to spend thanksgiving with a past "hit it then quit it" I wish I had some Kush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but now she has a dick i wish i didnt have to go to see my girls fam on thanksgiving. granted but now you have to visit them once a week for the rest of your life. i wish it was already saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but now she has a dick i wish i didnt have to go to see my girls fam on thanksgiving. *she already hasa tattoo of one haha* granted but now theyre dead i wish i had some fuckin pumpkin pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 and/or wasnt banned from xbox live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but u have to eat 9 other pumkin pies in one sitting I wish my little sister would act right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 im down granted she has a stroke and can only move the rite side of her body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 SONol [insert Wish Here] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ^^ my bad again wishes my xbox wasnt banned from live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ..and the winner is..... !!crocodile queers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Christ, someone make a wish so I can ruin it. Dope thread. I wish my allergies would stop acting up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted, life in prison with no plants or foods around to make you sniffle. I wish my car got better gas millage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but it takes the form of tractor I wish I had some Kush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 you acquire a gram of excellent kush, but its the last remaining one on this planet with no chance of a species revival. not now or in a million years you are now conflicted on whether to selfishly smoke it, or to hold onto it to let the future aeons see/touch it in person i wish youd stop posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted, but he now pm's you 5 times every 2 minutes. I wish I had another PS3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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