The Ruin A Wish Foundation

[Realism]

Granted, but on your first amazing run a shark mauls you.

 

I wish I had some junk food.

[Mr Rossi]

Granted but a malodorous vagrant is using the grease from aforementioned junk food as lubricant as he anally rapes you.

 

I wish I wasn't fat.

[andyoner]

Granted-but once your skinny your gonna be a 6'6 knock kneed pigeon toed goofy fuck,

with a huge oversized adams apple and a little pin head.

 

I wish i had a job.

[GodsBlackFriend]

granted then you wake up monday morning and realize you have to go to work

 

i wish j dilla was still alive

[Mr Rossi]

granted then you wake up monday morning and realize you have to go to work

 

i wish j dilla was still alive

 

Granted but he's Andyoner's own personal rent boy.

 

I wish I knew who Robert Adam was.

[andyoner]

Granted-but once you find out you have to blow him.

 

i wish i lived in SD cali.

[MomentIsNow]

Granted but you live in a bus shelter.

 

I wish I had all the new era hats ever created.

[andyoner]

granted but when you get them, they dont fit you so you have to send em to me.

 

I wish i wished the same wish as momentisnow before he wished it.

[Mr Rossi]

granted but when you get them, they dont fit you so you have to send em to me.

 

I wish i wished the same wish as momentisnow before he wished it.

 

Granted but you're now his catamite.

 

I wish the 20th century realised the debt it owed to the "concrete brutalist" school of architecture.

[Doom589]

I wish rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops.

 

Granted but your a diabetic