DopeInMySpleen Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted but your butt buddy from prison now lives with you I wish I had an ounce of coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish this thread progressed a little slower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted but it was smuggled over the border in a mexicans ass after he drank steel reserve the night before. Wish I was off parole GRANTED! Now you are on probation and house arrest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted, now the annoying rapper CAN-I-BUS follows you like your shadow narrating your entire life. I wish it would stay dark for a month every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 GRANTED! Now you are on probation and house arrest. close I am on a fucking ankle braclet. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted but your butt buddy from prison now lives with you I wish I had an ounce of coke GRANTED! But 27 grams of it is baby laxative and you have no toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish my cat didn't vomit a minimum of 2 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish my cat didn't vomit a minimum of 2 times a day. granted, but now your cat shits in your dishwasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted he shits blood 8 times a day now. Wishes I wasnt at home right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted he shits blood 8 times a day now. Wishes I wasnt at home right now. GRANTED! You're at a gay pride parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish I could turn water into wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEBERONES Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 i wish i had the good life........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted but now your Kanye West TPWF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish I could turn water into wine. Granted, but its charles shaw. i wish i could turn invisible and back whenever i wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish sometimes good looking girls didn't have stinky cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted but you're crippled. i wish i could move to denver within the next month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted, but its charles shaw. i wish i could turn invisible and back whenever i wanted GRANTED! But you're a paraplegic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish sometimes good looking girls didn't have stinky cunts GRANTED! But you can't get a boner. Or, GRANTED! But your upper lip always will smell like a stinky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish I could turn water into wine. GRANTED! Then I'd get crucified. Yes, I did quote myself. I wish I could time travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted, but you'll get stuck in the french revolution. waiting in line for the guillotine. i wish i had a steak right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted, but you'll get stuck in the french revolution. waiting in line for the guillotine. i wish i had a steak right now. GRANTED! It's a tube steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 making a wish: i wish i had 3 wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 making a wish: i wish i had 3 wishes. granted, but they can only be used while eating out roseanne barr. i wish i had wolverine's adamantium claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted, but they come out of your pelvis i wish i was in brazil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 GRANTED! But then you get drugged, robbed, and murdered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted, but it doesnt work out like in the movie where youre a cooool hero, the real world isnt so accepting reality kicks in & the army, which outnumbers you beyond imagination captures you instantly you are butchered & studied in the name of science, & miraculously granted release shortly after with the majority of your strength drained from the studies, you settle into the human world unaccepted & fall into a deep heroin addiction & depression when the 60 year old man with the missing eye next door complains about a rotting smell in an already scummy apartment in a dirt part of town, the pigs find you hanging in a slipknot, with a syringe full of junk crammed into your urethra i wish i had a buffet & a tray of blunts delivered to my house for a solo catering service with catherine zeta jones *edit - that was to publicenemy, i was just too slow for this fast thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ^^^ you got issues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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