R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but they are there to visit to gay gangbang you in front of your CO I really would like pie, like the pie you eat that is delicious...not gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted. you now have a real pie but now you are the guy who towels off Manowar after their gangbang at Fist's FOB. I wish it would keep snowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 DAMN YOU CASEK!!! Granted but now all of Tennessee is drowned in a blizzard. I wish the pizza dude would hurry the fuck up and bring my pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted, but it turns out to be that hilarious cock in a pizza porno company, and you ordered extra sausage i wish there were still whiskey rations. (ManOwaR is going to kick your ass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted, but the doctor informs you that if you drink anymore you will die from liver failure i wish i didnt get hangovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted, but you can no longer get drunk when you try. i wish i wasn't in enormous amounts of debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 granted but now you are homeless or "living off the grid" as you like to call it to make it sound like its on purpose i wish i didnt have to go to this family function tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Granted, but you're going to need some Vagisil in the morning. I wish lesbians all looked like Carmen Electra and not like Kenny Powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Granted but now all the straight women you attract look like Kenny Powers. I wish I could fall back asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 granted but your gonna get abducted by aliens, and they are gonna have a field day in your bum bum. I wish my room was clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Granted but u got Elton John to clean it by sucking him off I wish I had a coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Granted, but you got coffee with manowar creamer in it. I wish it would get warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 granted - but due to your enthusiasm, you pour it down your throat while its boiling hot your entire esophagus is burnt, peeled, & covered in boils anything you attempt to digest for the next week feels like youre slowly dragging a team of acidulated razor blades across a mile of nerves i wish i didnt flake out yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 granted, but instead you got too drunk and tried to fight three cops resulting in you getting tased and put on wildest police videos on spike. i wish breakfast would make itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 granted but when you eat it you die from the radiation used to mutate said breakfast I wish i didnt smoke a blunt yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 granted - today, youll inject dirty junk cooked from a toilet water in a biker bars bathroom under your toes instead i wish i had more than a can of coke left, an ice cold 2L bottle would be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Granted, you get your ice cold 2L but its from a fucked up batch and contains lethal levels of caffiene. I wish i had some weed to smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 granted but it is laced with meth i wish my fucking car was fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 granted but your seats are made of penis skin, your shifter is a dick, and your horn is a mans asshole, and your stereo only plays party in the u.s.a by miley cyrus. i wish i had some cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 granted but each one has been soaked in homeless guy piss I wish i could just go to sleep right now, so i dont have to sit around being sober all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 granted but u will wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to get back to sleep i wish i had a monte carlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 granted but u will wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to get back to sleep i wish i had a monte carlo Granted, here it is I wish it would stop snowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Granted now its an ice storm that knocks power out for three weeks. Wish this chick would hurry up with this phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Granted, she speeds it up hangs up and tells you she's pregnant and that you now have herpes I wish I had a reuben sandwhich with a chocolate milkshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-roc Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Granted, but you dropped that shit an spilt chocolate shake all over your new tie-die slacks!! I wish i never had to work again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Granted, you were BTK'd I wish I could get a master's degree in chilling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-roc Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Granted, you now chill with gay folk down at starbucks I wish it would stop raining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Granted it stops raining but you fall down a manhole full of toxic fumes I wish for world peace and everyones got flower power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted but your a flaming homosexual. Wish I had a new snowboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted, but it's only new to you and is actually a Burton Air from 1998 I wish I didn't have to go back to work again on thursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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