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I'll bet you that I drive THE WORST CAR on 12oz. Think you got me beat?

 

Rules:

 

1. It has to be driveable

2. You ride that shit ERRDAY, to work, to school, to pick up bitches...etc

 

Post your shitty car, pics if you can. My specs in next post...

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my car is a fucking piece of shit.

 

1996 Ford Thunderbird 2 door coupe, 3.6l 6 cylinder engine

282,000 miles and still running

i get about 300 miles to the tank - 16 gallon

 

paid $1,700 originally, 6 years ago. even though it's paid for itself, it's still a pain in the ass to keep maintenance up.

 

 

things i've fixed/replaced:

 

-numerous tune ups/oil changes

-alternator

-radiator

-hoses

-belt (numerous times)

-tensioner pulley

-thermastat

-metal heater hose (hot water return hose, goes into water pump)

-2 catalytic converters

-2 o2 sensors

-PCV VALVE

-fuel pump

-fuel filter

-spark plugs and wires

-EGR Valve

-Pressure Sensors

-MAP Sensor

 

 

things that need fixin:

 

-driver side door won't open from inside

-windows won't roll up on their own, they're off track or need a new motor.. or something

-windshield is cracked all the way across

-harmonic balancer being held on by JB weld and TWO bolts

-car looks like a beat up hooker in general, the paint is all sun damaged

-headliner torn to shit (crazy ex girlfriends revenge)

-front bumper cracked where I hit that sign for Traders Village (fuckin smashed it!)

-drivers side fender, bent to shit

-shocks and struts are mad fucked, squeekin like motel bed springs

-still have one catalytic converter in the front needing to be replaced, and the o2 sensor

-transmission slips in 3rd gear a little, gotta be gentle

-back taillight is technically cracked, prevented me from getting inspected at this one place

-passenger side mirror got fucked off somehow, it's shattered and hanging there

-this one time i ashed a blunt into where the ashtray is supposed to be, but it went through the console and started a fire on the carpeting. i had no water, so i ripped the console apart with my bare hands, now it's in two pieces

-mysterious fluid leaking from undercarriage (reddish brown and black, possibly oil AND tranny fluid)

-power steering pump leaks slowly, squeals like a pig when I turn. people hear me coming.

 

My car is a piece of fucking shit. It looks like the terminator, after taking a shotgun blast straight to the face.

 

Still doin the damn thing at 282,000 miles, though.

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bro u drive a Ford thunderbird? Mannnnnn so many things u can do with that beast, but yours is fucked.

 

I have 1 piece of shit, and 1 good car(summer car)

 

piece of shit

 

its a 1999 neon 4dr

 

-nothing on this car is good besides it drives from point A to B

(but u gotta add fluids, oil...etc)

-Where i park it, rats were chewing on the spark plug wires so the ignition is way off

-blown head gasket

-my ex girl dumped applesauce all over it, to lazy to clean it up so it grew into moss

-one tailight works

-power steering fluid leaks so i gotta keep buyin some and adding

-oil leaks, same with that gotta buy some after driving to much

-anti freeze leaks same shit as above^

fatty dent on passenger door

-rust on fenders

-hole in muffler sounds like a fucking honda with a fat exhaust on it

windows fog up in like a second

-no radio

-heat runs out alot when i get low on anti freeze, thats when i know i gotta add some

-my spoiler isnt bolted on right so when it rains or snows water gets down thru the bolts and honestly theres a flood in my trunk and back seats

-has 189,000 miles

 

i think i win

 

 

but i thank god i got a better car i only whip out when its nice

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what the fuck could i do to my thunderbucket? it's 6 cylinder.

 

but it's paid for so i'm open to suggestions.

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bro u drive a Ford thunderbird? Mannnnnn so many things u can do with that beast, but yours is fucked.

 

I have 1 piece of shit, and 1 good car(summer car)

 

piece of shit

 

its a 1999 neon 4dr

 

-nothing on this car is good besides it drives from point A to B

(but u gotta add fluids, oil...etc)

-Where i park it, rats were chewing on the spark plug wires so the ignition is way off

-blown head gasket

-my ex girl dumped applesauce all over it, to lazy to clean it up so it grew into moss

-one tailight works

-power steering fluid leaks so i gotta keep buyin some and adding

-oil leaks, same with that gotta buy some after driving to much

-anti freeze leaks same shit as above^

fatty dent on passenger door

-rust on fenders

-hole in muffler sounds like a fucking honda with a fat exhaust on it

windows fog up in like a second

-no radio

-heat runs out alot when i get low on anti freeze, thats when i know i gotta add some

-my spoiler isnt bolted on right so when it rains or snows water gets down thru the bolts and honestly theres a flood in my trunk and back seats

-has 189,000 miles

 

i think i win

 

 

but i thank god i got a better car i only whip out when its nice

 

 

swap the motor with a other year thunderbird supercoupe engine, those stock, smoke camaro ss's

 

check this beast

im might buy one for myself

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my car is a fucking piece of shit.

 

1996 Ford Thunderbird 2 door coupe, 3.6l 6 cylinder engine

282,000 miles and still running

i get about 300 miles to the tank - 16 gallon

 

paid $1,700 originally, 6 years ago. even though it's paid for itself, it's still a pain in the ass to keep maintenance up.

 

 

things i've fixed/replaced:

 

-numerous tune ups/oil changes

-alternator

-radiator

-hoses

-belt (numerous times)

-tensioner pulley

-thermastat

-metal heater hose (hot water return hose, goes into water pump)

-2 catalytic converters

-2 o2 sensors

-PCV VALVE

-fuel pump

-fuel filter

-spark plugs and wires

-EGR Valve

-Pressure Sensors

-MAP Sensor

 

 

things that need fixin:

 

-driver side door won't open from inside

-windows won't roll up on their own, they're off track or need a new motor.. or something

-windshield is cracked all the way across

-harmonic balancer being held on by JB weld and TWO bolts

-car looks like a beat up hooker in general, the paint is all sun damaged

-headliner torn to shit (crazy ex girlfriends revenge)

-front bumper cracked where I hit that sign for Traders Village (fuckin smashed it!)

-drivers side fender, bent to shit

-shocks and struts are mad fucked, squeekin like motel bed springs

-still have one catalytic converter in the front needing to be replaced, and the o2 sensor

-transmission slips in 3rd gear a little, gotta be gentle

-back taillight is technically cracked, prevented me from getting inspected at this one place

-passenger side mirror got fucked off somehow, it's shattered and hanging there

-this one time i ashed a blunt into where the ashtray is supposed to be, but it went through the console and started a fire on the carpeting. i had no water, so i ripped the console apart with my bare hands, now it's in two pieces

-mysterious fluid leaking from undercarriage (reddish brown and black, possibly oil AND tranny fluid)

-power steering pump leaks slowly, squeals like a pig when I turn. people hear me coming.

 

My car is a piece of fucking shit. It looks like the terminator, after taking a shotgun blast straight to the face.

 

Still doin the damn thing at 282,000 miles, though.

 

I have a 95 thunderbird 2 door that has had all the same mechanical problems, all the way to the squeaky shocks and struts. Also...my driver side door won't open from the inside, and i have the same crack going across my windshield.

 

weird.

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'93 Mazda MX-6

 

- odometer says 142,000, but neither it or the speedometer works so I have no idea how many miles are really on it, or how fast I'm going.

 

- Its black, so the paint looks all ashy like a black chick without lotion.

 

- no antenna = no radio, but it does have a deck that will play MP3 disks so thats not a big deal.

 

- when my headlights are on, if I use the right turnsignal they shut off.

 

- the seals around the side windows are fucked so when it rains my doors fill with water, you can hear them slosh when opened or closed, and the door speakers won't work.

 

- exaust pipe is connected to the muffler by a PBR tall can and some wire.

 

- sunroof will only open if you push straight up as hard as you can while hitting the button.

 

- no rear defrost.

 

I think that's about it.

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Ha,

 

I had a 96 mx6 that totally ate shit on me right after I dumped a grand into it.

 

I hated that car.

 

Daily Driver = 1994 Chevy G20 van 10 miles to the gallon high way. Been dumping money into it lately because I can not afford a better car.

 

Sure seems silly to drive a eight cylinder cargo van to go pick up groceries.

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my first car made the top 10 worst cars list

 

 

cadillac cimarron:

 

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http://carguy.today.com/2009/07/20/8-worst-cars-to-own-cadillac-cimarron/

 

but mine had a leather roof to make it look like a convertible (which it was not)

and i can't even count how many problems that thing gave me.

 

 

as of right now, i drive one of the most reliable cars on the road.. 02 honda accord. i love my car

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i have 3 cars but my everyday beater is fucked

1995 buick skylark

-big ass hole in radiator

-2 tires i have to fill every day

-radio was stolen

-haven't washed/vacuumed in close to a year

-random paint/ink/drink stains EVERYWHERE

-its blue with blue interior....enough said

-no heat

 

other than that tho i love that lil car. gets great gas mileage ,ac is cold as shit and i paid $300

two years ago for it.....

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swap the motor with a other year thunderbird supercoupe engine, those stock, smoke camaro ss's

 

check this beast

im might buy one for myself

 

those are fucking retarded. even his orange phone matches the car

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LOL. I ended up only paying $600 for it, and it was gunna be my fixer upper project. Turns out I'm not really mechanically inclined and rather lazy. I also have a 98 Toyota MR-2 which is in good shape and fun to drive, but I'm 6'6" and its just to damn small so I usually roll the Mazda.

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moar pics

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had one of these in College (mid-90's):

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The 1983 Ferrari Calif... err ... Honda Accord. (not actual car - never took a pic for some odd reason)

 

All rusted out, no grill, and busted exhaust.

 

Dubbed the "Ghetto Sled", since I could slide through the ghetto without getting noticed.

Going into the suburbs, however, made me stick out like a sore thumb.

 

 

Latino bangers used to kick and punch my car at stop lights a lot since they thought I was a Royal trying to floss with my crown air freshener:

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It was evetually towed away by the city of Chicago for being an abandoned vehicle, even though it wasn't.

faggots.

I grabbed a few things out of it from the impound lot, then let then city have it.

The $330 to spring it was more than the car was worth.

 

RIP "Ghetto Sled"

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Nsmbfan car is a beast.

 

Dis you mention te interior?

 

hahaha...

 

the interior is way fucked up. i don't even wash the car, inside or out, anymore.

 

Did you take your car to a mechanic near the border in El Paso?

 

I guess if the two bolts are opposite each other it should still be somewhat balanced, but you should really have four bolts in there, and JB weld... Well it's JB weld, I just hope that you took it to a "certified" JB Welder and had the job done right. :lol:

 

two are on one side, two are broke off on the other. i tried drilling it out, but didn't have an ease out. so i tried drilling a bigger hole and re-tapping it. but i didn't get it centered and fucked it all up. quit trying and just nigger-rigged it /noracist.

 

yea it's fucked up too. way unsafe, but i used red threadlock and tightened the fuck out of it. got my shade tree mechanic at the junkyard right now pulling a new one.

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i wish i had that nice of a car. i'd go full on rap letters with the paint job, then clear coat the bitch.

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does it count if its a friends car?

 

there were only two rules homie. but if you still want to participate, we won't know that it's not your car if you lie...

 

:rolleyes:

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