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The only drawback where I am employed, is that they run it as a "christian company."

 

 

 

There are niggas with this sitting on their desk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I myself am a Christian, but people who do things like what Gucci posted is just absurd. It's good to spread the word of God but not in such a manner. It honestly is annoying when people who are religious persist to push upon you their beliefs. The funny thing is is that these over-religious people are the worst ones. These preachers who claim they know everything are just ridiculous. Don't fill your head with too much knowledge, or you will grow unstable.

 

 

Okay, a note to DAO just asking is nothing. That's normal; but if a nigga keeps putting shit on your door you have to give a slap in the face without actually touching them (/nh.)

 

What also pisses me off is this heaven and hell shit. There is clearly no hell, and no heaven. Heaven is just perceived as a perfect planet, while hell is perceived as a place flooded with death and sin a.k.a. Earthoner. When people die, they're fucking DEAD. Their "soul" isn't chillin' underground or in the sky. They're FUCKING DEAD.

 

 

/nopreacheroner.

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What also pisses me off is this heaven and hell shit. There is clearly no hell, and no heaven. Heaven is just perceived as a perfect planet, while hell is perceived as a place flooded with death and sin a.k.a. Earthoner. When people die, they're fucking DEAD. Their "soul" isn't chillin' underground or in the sky. They're FUCKING DEAD.

 

 

/nopreacheroner.

 

 

What variety of Christian do you consider yourself? there's a million and one flavors, but I havent heard of one yet that just skips the afterlife part. its the stick to the proverbial carrot of the whole morailty deal.

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Its more than likely a letter written by a JW. It is called "Letter Witnessing" designed to still reach a person when they are not at home while they stop by. Wasnt it accompanied by 2 of their magazines as well?

 

 

 

Nah, no JW magazines.

 

But some bitch was knocking on my door and ringing the doorbell and yelling "hello" for like 10 minutes this afternoon while I was taking a shit.

I peeped out the bathroom window through the blinds and saw some bitch I didn't recognize and just ignored her.

For like 10 fucking minutes.

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The only drawback where I am employed, is that they run it as a "christian company."

 

 

 

 

My wife works for one of them companies.

They had a Halloween decorations contest, and she basically had to do that shit herself being as the rest of her group were mad gay about Halloween and didn't wanna participate.

 

She earned the "group" 3rd place.

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I myself am a Christian, but people who do things like what Gucci posted is just absurd.

What also pisses me off is this heaven and hell shit. There is clearly no hell, and no heaven. Heaven is just perceived as a perfect planet, while hell is perceived as a place flooded with death and sin a.k.a. Earthoner. When people die, they're fucking DEAD. Their "soul" isn't chillin' underground or in the sky. They're FUCKING DEAD.

 

 

/nopreacheroner.

 

 

 

You don't sound like much of a Christian. :lol:

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Seventh-Day Adventist sir.

 

My Mom is one of those fucked up Christians who flip flops from sect to sect.

And she at one point was a 7 day adventist.

I don't remember anything about her giving up the idea of Heaven and Hell, but I'll be sure to call her and ask her about that.

 

:lol:

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I am disappointing in the lack of nuns showing tits thus far, 12oz should be up to this challenge...

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most christians arent practicing.in the sense that yes they believe in god and might go to church once in a while but never really listen to anything in the bible and only pray to god when they are about to die or something.i dont mind people trying to proselytize me i mean that is what your sposed to do as a christian is spread the word of god.but i do get mad when these motherfuckers know i dont want to go to their church and know i dont want their literature but still insist on shoving it down my throat anytime they see me.and by they i mean those mormon kids on their bicycles wearing their helmets and a suit always in a pack of atleast 2 in and about my area all day and all night.no lie i saw some of these guys walking around at like 12 am

 

i always thought these diehard christian types would be in bed by then.they seem like the type that still believe that witches come out at night or something.

 

 

 

just so anyones wondering,tho i doubt it.im an christian,not really a practicing one,who grew up in a family of southern baptists and catholics.weird combo huh?also i had a dream that i would be having this conversation in a thread with dao like 4 months ago.seriously.shit is eirey.

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most christians arent practicing.in the sense that yes they believe in god and might go to church once in a while but never really listen to anything in the bible and only pray to god when they are about to die or something.i dont mind people trying to proselytize me i mean that is what your sposed to do as a christian is spread the word of god.but i do get mad when these motherfuckers know i dont want to go to their church and know i dont want their literature but still insist on shoving it down my throat anytime they see me.

 

 

 

 

This is what our founding fathers were thinking when they tried to make a separation of church and state for our country.

They didn't even like much less trust Christians.

But of course these right wing Christian Republican faggots would have an aneurysm if you told them that America was never meant to be a "Christian nation" and that all that "One nation under God" bullshit didn't even come about till the 1950's.

 

http://www.sullivan-county.com/nf0/dispatch/fathers_quote2.htm

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You don't sound like much of a Christian. :lol:

 

My Mom is one of those fucked up Christians who flip flops from sect to sect.

And she at one point was a 7 day adventist.

I don't remember anything about her giving up the idea of Heaven and Hell, but I'll be sure to call her and ask her about that.

 

:lol:

 

The heaven and hell belief varies from different Christian Beliefs and really just different beliefs all around. There are plenty of scriptures that people claim to back the idea but plenty f other scriptures that contradict it as well. In all reality the entire bible contradicts the belief of heaven and hell after death. Being that it tells one long story of creation...then sin..then gods entire plan to wipe out sin....by which family line...certain occurrences...and then the promise of a new world after evil is vanquished ruled by god,jesus, and a select few humans chosen to be a part of heaven...and people living forever on EARTH.

 

 

 

:edit: Im not lashing out at you DOA I just grabbed the part of the convo and it only got your quotes..wtf.

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i'll be impressed if any of you know the boston jesus is lord guy, i know people who said they've seen him out in cali.

 

SAVED BY JESUS? OR LOST TO HELL?

 

REPENT OR PERISH!

 

 

 

 

 

Hahah I was just scrolling down the page and saw those and pictures and started laughing. I think anyone in Mass has seen dude, and probably gotten into a drunken debate with him..

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My Mom is one of those fucked up Christians who flip flops from sect to sect.

And she at one point was a 7 day adventist.

I don't remember anything about her giving up the idea of Heaven and Hell, but I'll be sure to call her and ask her about that.

 

:lol:

 

Her flip-flopping from religion to religion would instill certain beliefs and she could have the choice of choosing what she would want to believe.

 

The idea of hell doesn't exist within SDA beliefs, SDA beliefs are that the Earth is hell because of the descriptions written within the Bible. Heaven is just simply another planet where no sin exists and God is omnipotent. Also, SDA's do not believe in the "after-life," if you want to learn more look it up and stop making assumptions.

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i've let all types come sit with me awhile and rap about God. it always works like this:

 

1. get high.

2. talk god with strangers. bring up logic.

3. uncomfortable silence.

4. this person is clearly not qualified to convert me.

 

but they stop knocking at 8am after I let them give their salespitch. good people.

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