Manute Bol Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 GOD HATES US ALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 When I was a kid there was a crack house next door and the fiends had a hard time remembering which apt it was. My father put a note out saying "no drugs here" but I do not think that was nearly as effective as the folks directly above the spot that put out a note saying "no drugs here, we are Johovas witnesses.". More pictures of nuns showing tits please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i'll be impressed if any of you know the boston jesus is lord guy, i know people who said they've seen him out in cali. SAVED BY JESUS? OR LOST TO HELL? REPENT OR PERISH! i worked downtown. saw that lunatic every day when it was nice out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 GOD HATES US ALL. GOD IS IMAGINARY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 you just became the fucking most awesome person on this forum for knowing a king missile song other than detachable penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 GOD HATES US ALL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Ba3XJi5FU&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 GOD HATES US ALL. Tom Araya is Catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 bad hands this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 ^Are yall saying the handwriting sucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yeah dawg her handstyle is mad wack with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 I stopped writing cursive in 4th grade, so it's better than I could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 religion is a scam your moneys in their hands their lies are nothing new dont let them brainwash yooooooou! angry punk teenager people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Its more than likely a letter written by a JW. It is called "Letter Witnessing" designed to still reach a person when they are not at home while they stop by. Wasnt it accompanied by 2 of their magazines as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 *yawn* another atheist reporting in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Cue Disrupt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 left and right hand paths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Thats funny I was just brushing up on some Thomas Paine today and being a Quaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 DAT ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 The only drawback where I am employed, is that they run it as a "christian company." There are niggas with this sitting on their desk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black kerouac Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Where the fuck do you work, the Vatican? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I myself am a Christian, but people who do things like what Gucci posted is just absurd. It's good to spread the word of God but not in such a manner. It honestly is annoying when people who are religious persist to push upon you their beliefs. The funny thing is is that these over-religious people are the worst ones. These preachers who claim they know everything are just ridiculous. Don't fill your head with too much knowledge, or you will grow unstable. Okay, a note to DAO just asking is nothing. That's normal; but if a nigga keeps putting shit on your door you have to give a slap in the face without actually touching them (/nh.) What also pisses me off is this heaven and hell shit. There is clearly no hell, and no heaven. Heaven is just perceived as a perfect planet, while hell is perceived as a place flooded with death and sin a.k.a. Earthoner. When people die, they're fucking DEAD. Their "soul" isn't chillin' underground or in the sky. They're FUCKING DEAD. /nopreacheroner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 black metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 What also pisses me off is this heaven and hell shit. There is clearly no hell, and no heaven. Heaven is just perceived as a perfect planet, while hell is perceived as a place flooded with death and sin a.k.a. Earthoner. When people die, they're fucking DEAD. Their "soul" isn't chillin' underground or in the sky. They're FUCKING DEAD. /nopreacheroner. What variety of Christian do you consider yourself? there's a million and one flavors, but I havent heard of one yet that just skips the afterlife part. its the stick to the proverbial carrot of the whole morailty deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Seventh-Day Adventist sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Its more than likely a letter written by a JW. It is called "Letter Witnessing" designed to still reach a person when they are not at home while they stop by. Wasnt it accompanied by 2 of their magazines as well? Nah, no JW magazines. But some bitch was knocking on my door and ringing the doorbell and yelling "hello" for like 10 minutes this afternoon while I was taking a shit. I peeped out the bathroom window through the blinds and saw some bitch I didn't recognize and just ignored her. For like 10 fucking minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 The only drawback where I am employed, is that they run it as a "christian company." My wife works for one of them companies. They had a Halloween decorations contest, and she basically had to do that shit herself being as the rest of her group were mad gay about Halloween and didn't wanna participate. She earned the "group" 3rd place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 I myself am a Christian, but people who do things like what Gucci posted is just absurd. What also pisses me off is this heaven and hell shit. There is clearly no hell, and no heaven. Heaven is just perceived as a perfect planet, while hell is perceived as a place flooded with death and sin a.k.a. Earthoner. When people die, they're fucking DEAD. Their "soul" isn't chillin' underground or in the sky. They're FUCKING DEAD. /nopreacheroner. You don't sound like much of a Christian. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Seventh-Day Adventist sir. My Mom is one of those fucked up Christians who flip flops from sect to sect. And she at one point was a 7 day adventist. I don't remember anything about her giving up the idea of Heaven and Hell, but I'll be sure to call her and ask her about that. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I am disappointing in the lack of nuns showing tits thus far, 12oz should be up to this challenge... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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