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honestly...to say that the whole "spidey" thing is an act is giving these two kooks way too much credit. i think they were actually born with the notion to grow up and waste good breathing air.

 

There are proper ways to take advantage of the press. I think they know the secret of "say whatever you want about me, just make sure you spell my name right"

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I was just listening to this song and realized how well it pertains to these people. Great song Aenema by tool

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

 

It's a

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

STUPID shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Mum's gonna fix it all soon.

Mum's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and

Fuck all his clones.

Fuck all these gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Fuck retro anything.

Fuck your tattoos.

Fuck all you junkies and

Fuck your short memory.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Fuck smiley glad-hands,

With hidden agendas.

Fuck these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mum please flush it all away.

I wanna see it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

 

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

 

I wanna see it come down.

Come down.

Suck it down.

Flush it down.

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