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self facepalm... na she does alot for me (as she should, bitch) i think i can put up with 2 hours of bullshit for the girl.

 

as far as the seed, im thinkin its a girl, but we wont know for like 2 weeks. its crazy son,

im going into fuckin super dad family man mode, makin sure the girl is happy, fed, and

taken care of. shit, every paycheck i get i buy fuckin diapers so ill have some when it gets

here.

 

plus, like my dad says, "happy wife, happy life"

 

wait wait wait

 

 

i dont remember you being married man

congrats

 

sounds like yer doing everything right man

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You know what else girls love?

Glittery stickers and lip balm that is flavored after popular candy.

 

On topic, some folks were asking us if we wanted to go see Twilight on Thanksgiving.

I was like...uh, I'm going to be eating and napping and then going to bed early so I can get up at one in the morning to go to stupid work and make money to buy things for other people.

I do grown folk shit.

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You know what else girls love?

Glittery stickers and lip balm that is flavored after popular candy.

 

On topic, some folks were asking us if we wanted to go see Twilight on Thanksgiving.

I was like...uh, I'm going to be eating and napping and then going to bed early so I can get up at one in the morning to go to stupid work and make money to buy things for other people.

I do grown folk shit.

 

Grown folks generally do not wake up at one in the morning for work.

They tend to have jobs with much higher standards.

Including pay I'm guessing.

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I generally do not wake up that early for work, but it was asked of us to come in at 3 to get paid more.

So I will.

I generally wake up at the same time R@ndom does, which is a typical hour to wake up if you have a job.

 

And my job isn't a career, it is a menial job that gets me out of the house.

The only thing I work for is money for tattoos and books.

I'm not working to pay bills or to "move up the ladder", I work to kill time.

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