jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 i have opening night tickets to new moon..thanks boo:rolleyes: i was vehemently against going but my boy is being dragged there also by his girl who happens to be friends with my girl soo... anyone else being held captive on thursday by a twilight fanatic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 fag nigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 is new moon a band or something? jonas br0s br0! edit: hows the seed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Did you miss "Hit the bitch"? 'Cause I think you did. What you need is some henny, the new "Assassin's Creed II", and a time out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Damn you're gay for the pussy my dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 edt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 "Pee in the butt then drink their blood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If you were really vehemently against going you would have sent your girl to the store for two steaks. The ensuing conversation would go as such: Girl: This is SO sweet, not only are you going to the movie with me but we're going to have a nice dinner! You: No, one is for you to put over your eye after I Chris Brown you for suggesting we attend. The second is for you to cook while I play Xbox. Those are just rough parameters; you're welcome to deviate a little, but she'll get the point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 thats what i did when my girl asked me to drive her to the airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 self facepalm... na she does alot for me (as she should, bitch) i think i can put up with 2 hours of bullshit for the girl. as far as the seed, im thinkin its a girl, but we wont know for like 2 weeks. its crazy son, im going into fuckin super dad family man mode, makin sure the girl is happy, fed, and taken care of. shit, every paycheck i get i buy fuckin diapers so ill have some when it gets here. plus, like my dad says, "happy wife, happy life" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggberto Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 visit the taco truck before going, then fart throughout the movie. it'll be funnier, i swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Even I wouldn't see that. I feel bad for you. That movie was shit. The acting was like some sort of SNL parody.... Don't get me started on the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 It wont be the first time and it wont be the last I been dragged down to chick flicks before as long as it ends up with me getting laid im down PLus you could ruin the movie for them because chick flicks are always predictable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 ya'll lame i'd dump the bitch just for asking me to go to that shit grow a pair young niggah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 i got mad shit that im into, and at least she feighns interest in most of it. this is it for her, she loves this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 ya'll lame i'd dump the bitch just for asking me to go to that shit grow a pair young niggah shes carrying my seed, young nigga. /pair grown, and used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If you were really vehemently against going you would have sent your girl to the store for two steaks. The ensuing conversation would go as such: Girl: This is SO sweet, not only are you going to the movie with me but we're going to have a nice dinner! You: No, one is for you to put over your eye after I Chris Brown you for suggesting we attend. The second is for you to cook while I play Xbox. Those are just rough parameters; you're welcome to deviate a little, but she'll get the point. Couldnt have been said any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 good luck with that jugz... i couldnt do it yo.. one of my ex's dragged me to that stupid ass traveling pants movie unexpectedly.. yes i was extremely upset.. i said fuck this and slept through the whole movie... i'd say blow a blunt before hand.. it should make it at least a liiiiitle interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 yell "kill it with fire" whenever a vampire comes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KITTENS Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 so your going to a terrible movie with your girlfriend and you have to stare at a super fly ho the whole time. as the movie goes on, and you realize how awful it is, you begin to think "this bitch likes this? why am I with her? damn this dumb bitch on the screen is fly and emaciated. how is that possible?" or thats what I would be thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Even I wouldn't see that. I feel bad for you. That movie was shit. The acting was like some sort of SNL parody.... Don't get me started on the books. you actually read the books? nigga is you gay? haha.jk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 oh brah, trust me.. the girls are gonna be there like 4 hours before it starts, im gonna be right at the crib chiefin and drinkin. im probably gonna be belligerent by the time i get there edit:to tails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Kristen Stewart? I'm not a dude perhaps I don't get it. From what I see of her is straight stupidity. I've never seen her try any new roles other than dry and quiet. Oh and yes I red 2.5 of the books. The 2 were okay but I got like 50 pages into the third and it read the same as the other 2 books. It's really not even vampire-ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 so your going to a terrible movie with your girlfriend and you have to stare at a super fly ho the whole time. as the movie goes on, and you realize how awful it is, you begin to think "this bitch likes this? why am I with her? damn this dumb bitch on the screen is fly and emaciated. how is that possible?" or thats what I would be thinking whatever, that bitch is basura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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.hopeless. Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 seriously this movie or atleast the first one was misleading as fuck.i was tricked into watching under the notion that there would be vampires and werewolves and some guy eats a deer.which sounds awesome till you realise he's only doing it because he's to much of a pussy to eat people and shit.he was just a hypersensitive vampire fag with diamond skin.shit was whack. the only reason.and i mean ONLY reason you should see this movie is if head and or sex is happening afterwards.if not tell a bitch to fuck off.unless you see it on your own which means your gay and probably have no interest in sexual relations with girls and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Yeah I'm a chick. I'm also kind of a sucker for some of those girly teen books. Twilight just wasn't hitting it....for very long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 your book suffers from premature ejaculation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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