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i have opening night tickets to new moon..thanks boo:rolleyes:

 

i was vehemently against going but my boy is being dragged there also by his girl

who happens to be friends with my girl soo...

 

anyone else being held captive on thursday by a twilight fanatic?

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Did you miss "Hit the bitch"? 'Cause I think you did.

 

What you need is some henny, the new "Assassin's Creed II", and a time out.

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If you were really vehemently against going you would have sent your girl to the store for two steaks. The ensuing conversation would go as such:

 

Girl: This is SO sweet, not only are you going to the movie with me but we're going to have a nice dinner!

You: No, one is for you to put over your eye after I Chris Brown you for suggesting we attend. The second is for you to cook while I play Xbox.

 

Those are just rough parameters; you're welcome to deviate a little, but she'll get the point.

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self facepalm... na she does alot for me (as she should, bitch) i think i can put up with 2 hours of bullshit for the girl.

 

as far as the seed, im thinkin its a girl, but we wont know for like 2 weeks. its crazy son,

im going into fuckin super dad family man mode, makin sure the girl is happy, fed, and

taken care of. shit, every paycheck i get i buy fuckin diapers so ill have some when it gets

here.

 

plus, like my dad says, "happy wife, happy life"

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Even I wouldn't see that. I feel bad for you.

 

That movie was shit. The acting was like some sort of SNL parody....

 

 

Don't get me started on the books.

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It wont be the first time and it wont be the last

 

I been dragged down to chick flicks before as long as it ends up with me getting laid im down

 

PLus you could ruin the movie for them because chick flicks are always predictable!

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ya'll lame i'd dump the bitch just for asking me to go to that shit grow a pair young niggah

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i got mad shit that im into, and at least she feighns interest in most of it.

this is it for her, she loves this shit

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ya'll lame i'd dump the bitch just for asking me to go to that shit grow a pair young niggah

 

shes carrying my seed, young nigga.

 

/pair grown, and used

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If you were really vehemently against going you would have sent your girl to the store for two steaks. The ensuing conversation would go as such:

 

Girl: This is SO sweet, not only are you going to the movie with me but we're going to have a nice dinner!

You: No, one is for you to put over your eye after I Chris Brown you for suggesting we attend. The second is for you to cook while I play Xbox.

 

Those are just rough parameters; you're welcome to deviate a little, but she'll get the point.

 

 

Couldnt have been said any better.

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good luck with that jugz... i couldnt do it yo..

one of my ex's dragged me to that stupid ass

traveling pants movie unexpectedly.. yes i was extremely upset..

i said fuck this and slept through the whole movie...

i'd say blow a blunt before hand.. it should make it at least a liiiiitle interesting...

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so your going to a terrible movie with your girlfriend and you have to stare at a super fly ho the whole time. as the movie goes on, and you realize how awful it is, you begin to think "this bitch likes this? why am I with her? damn this dumb bitch on the screen is fly and emaciated. how is that possible?"

or thats what I would be thinking

 

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Even I wouldn't see that. I feel bad for you.

 

That movie was shit. The acting was like some sort of SNL parody....

 

 

Don't get me started on the books.

 

 

you actually read the books?

 

nigga is you gay? haha.jk.

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oh brah, trust me..

the girls are gonna be there like 4 hours before it starts,

im gonna be right at the crib chiefin and drinkin.

im probably gonna be belligerent by the time i get there

 

edit:to tails

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Kristen Stewart?

 

I'm not a dude perhaps I don't get it. From what I see of her is straight stupidity.

 

I've never seen her try any new roles other than dry and quiet.

 

 

 

Oh and yes I red 2.5 of the books. The 2 were okay but I got like 50 pages into the third and it read the same as the other 2 books. It's really not even vampire-ish.

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