the_gooch Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 tell her you want to try some "rough sex". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-ozone Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSlz6aNLfE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-ozone Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUrmGKXAJ-I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I like his thinking...although...what if she gets preggers?......then that really sucks. If you have not figured out how to employ birth control then you should probably not have a girlfriend anyway. Shit aint that hard. If you are with a girl who has different ideas than you about having babies ie; "If I got pregnant I would keep the baby" when you do not feel the same way, that is grounds for a break up right then and there in my never humble opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeepingWillow Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 woooooooooww.. my girLfriend... i wanna break up with her.... fuckn bitch keeps grabbn my ass...aint Liking that... guess ima do itt.. ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 best way to break up with a girlfriend is to keep in touch with her, be her friend, build a photo shrine of her, call and text often, beg that you want to stay be together, stalk her and her next partner. Has happened to me in the past, maybe on purpose? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi1_77 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Give her the gift of playing Call Of Duty for 8 hours a day. Trust me, you wont have to do shit. She will do all the work. /nopersonalexperience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 give her a picture of you fucking yer ex girlfriend. /end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 woooooooooww.. my girLfriend... i wanna break up with her.... fuckn bitch keeps grabbn my ass...aint Liking that... guess ima do itt.. ;] i wasnt gonna neg you that is until i saw the two T's in it. fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinginthedark Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 walk behind her and say after everything we have been through this is what I think of you and pour a beer on the bitchs head and when she trys to swing on you tell her she needs to cool off and pour a second beer on her head it works I ended a 3 year relationship doing that she landed a few punches but I didn't swing back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 propose partner switching with her parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 fuck her bestfriend, get shitty drunk, brag about it to her and then suggest you all do a 3-way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 squeeze every last cent out of her in the next month or so. "aw dude, i had to take my car into the shop and it was $ridiculous.expensive so im going to need to bum from you for the next month" have her buy you food every day. tell her you lost one of your shoes while out painting and you need a new pair real quick. etc etc. ring that bitch out. both my brother and i did this to our ex's back in the day in the same time frame not planned out we just needed money then those girls just needed to get traded in for newer models he borrowed like 700 bucks from her for rent and she didn't ask for it back when i dumped my girl tho she wanted everything. said she was going to sell every present she gave me. lollllllllllllllllllllll. no givesies backsies oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 this thread toook a turn for the worst when it "ass juiced" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazeoz Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 grow some nuts if u wanna leave a braud.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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