sausage party Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 what gift would you give her? heres mine. tickets to the new twilight movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 i don't think you're grasping the concept of the break up. it's not a gift-giving event 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I hate my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The gift of a nice clean break up with no going back. Right after the gift of savage, no holds barred, never going to taste that pussy again sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Or the gift of emptying out the bank account, always a classy thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 i don't think you're grasping the concept of the break up. it's not a gift-giving event get that irony tho son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 give her Herpes then she wont ever forget you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The gift of a nice clean break up with no going back. Right after the gift of savage, no holds barred, never going to taste that pussy again sex. Exactly what I done last weekend. Feels good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Give her the gift of science. Show her how thermite works on her car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 get that irony tho son oh, you're making some sort of twilight reference? yeah, i wouldn't get that cos i'm not a faggot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I wouldn't give her shit. As it is all I give them is hard dick and bubblegum. I think those are very endearing gifts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 ^LOL...the best gift is silence like lord said...especially if you've been wronged (ie cheated on, shit on, or generally treated like a sub-human by your respective partner). A rock don't talk, and bitches get all weepy and apologetic when left in the dust after thinking THEY were the shit, knowing full well they couldn't compare to you in many ways, hence the uppity bullshit they tend to push...This will give you time to think, and her all the time to hate herself...THEN the savage sex, followed by telling her to lose your number...classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 push up panty thong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 http://www.hitthebitch.dk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Come on dude, your name is sausage party, you've got no girl to break up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 the push up panty thong is a lie!!! i'd be mad disappointed if i ever saw that in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 /nowifebeater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 <br> ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 the push up panty thong is a lie!!! i'd be mad disappointed if i ever saw that in person. That would disappoint you? I'd thoroughly enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 your taller, slightly hunkier and probabaly better endowed friend's phone number being honest it's what she probably wants from you. go on son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I would drive her to gary indiana and tell her to get out. and a mix cd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 http://www.hitthebitch.dk/[/url] Props to whoever designed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 surprise butt sex. thinking back, I did that with the last chick I dumped. the night before telling her to kick rocks. after she goes "Wow, I never done THAT before.." think she liked it... also, she did ass to mouth. gross, but i have no shame. (her ass to her mouth, just for clarification) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 The fuck is all this "twilight" shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 squeeze every last cent out of her in the next month or so. "aw dude, i had to take my car into the shop and it was $ridiculous.expensive so im going to need to bum from you for the next month" have her buy you food every day. tell her you lost one of your shoes while out painting and you need a new pair real quick. etc etc. ring that bitch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 a baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Dees Nuts...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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