SystemFailure Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Timez iz hard on the boulevard. Really though, that would have pissed me off on the sole basis of unnecessary procedure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suber Giraffe Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Lawsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 How I could have forgotten this earlier I don't know, better late than never though. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8kGPXOoUw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 And of course, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 And finally, one about proper technique. Guys know what's up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsEqPjDuGpY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 All they did was put in an IV. Wheel me into surgery. Knock me out. I wake up a little bit later. Drink some apple juice. Throw it up from the knock out gas and go home. They gave me some Oxy's but I didnt even need them at all. You seem to be leaving out the part where you have a scalpel induced gash and stitches on your fucking ballsack. Plus you're a fucking ginger. Gingers are supposed to feel pain more than regular people. That's actually a scientifically proven fact. http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/30/redhead.pain.dentist/index.html http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1692342/ I'm calling shenanigans on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 When I was getting a vasectomy the doctor fucked up and nicked a blood vessel. I spent three weeks on the couch taking percocet and playing grand theft auto with a nutsack the size of a grapefruit. Had corrective surgery to remove the clotted blood. I also had a staph infection on my ballsack about a year after and they had to lance it. My balls have been though the ringer. Best of luck. Good Times, Why the FUCK would you get a fucking vasectomy??? Do you have 15 kids or some shit? It's called pull the fuck out and aim for her face. Or wear a fucking condom. Or make her take a fucking pill. Fucking christ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Them smedium wu tang shirts finally did you in :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Just the mention of this makes me a little ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 How I could have forgotten this earlier I don't know, better late than never though. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8kGPXOoUw This was my favorite song in like 2nd grade. Listening to this shit now it just occurred to me that this guy went from trying to sound like the dude from Motorhead to trying to sound like the dude Judas Priest in the same song. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I had a double hernia coming out of the womb... Still got a nice scar going across the bottom of my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 This should have been obvious too......I must be getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 that is what you get for wearing tight pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 that is what you get for wearing tight pants i was waaaaiting for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I HAD THIS DONE IN 2003.... prepare for lots and lots of bruising on your nut-sack and a fucked up itchy rash on the outside of it... You are going to get a nice incision on your lower abdomen, will take about 8 staples to close up, and you will lose feeling where the incision is for over a year... You will have problems shitting, pissing, farthing, laughing, coughing, getting up from a laid down position for about 1-2 weeks. They are going to give you good meds. Get it over with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 my mother works in a hospital on a ward where they do all sorts of male related ass and ball surgery. she seems to think it's extremely funny to tell my dad brother and me about all these poor cunts gettin' their dicks chopped off because of infections. the other day she told me about a boy who is around the same age as me who contracted the genital warts. which then turned cancerous, so he had to get a baked potato style cut on his jap's eye so the doctors could send a camera up there. she laughed the whole way through the story. while the rest of us either held our nuts in pain or wretched at the thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Also you can't lift anything over 10#'s for 3 months, so be prepared for some muscle atrophy if you are an active dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 dude my boys testicles twisted into a knot while we were playing baseball, and we had to take him to the hospital and promise him not to tell anyone what happened lol. We didnt untill a few months later. Shit was fucking hilarious. He was just like "guys..my balls..cant walk" I hope that never happens to me. Shit is called testicular torsion, i know there was an episode of the venture brothers on it. I think to fix it they basically snip open your sack and un-twist them. Fuckin shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 that is what you get for wearing tight pants i was waaaaiting for this coming from the two people who wear the same fit/tighter pants than i do :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 if it makes you feel any better, while i was in highschool, i was having asscrack surgery once a year at least for cysts. yes. fucking asscrack surgery. i imagine it's not as painful as ballsack surgery, but anytime you move your spine, you get this feeling like someone's holding a blowtorch on your asscrack. it's not pleasant. but at the end of it, you get many many many refills of very strong (not generic) painkillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 dude my boys testicles twisted into a knot while we were playing baseball, and we had to take him to the hospital and promise him not to tell anyone what happened lol. We didnt untill a few months later. Shit was fucking hilarious. He was just like "guys..my balls..cant walk" I hope that never happens to me. Shit is called testicular torsion, i know there was an episode of the venture brothers on it. I think to fix it they basically snip open your sack and un-twist them. Fuckin shit. a couple boys got that when i was at school, apparently it's pretty common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 asscrack surgery, smedium shirt wearing tpwfs with balls cut open, twisted balls, vasectomammies.. I feel like its bad karma but.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 if it was really that sensitive of an issue, i don't think any of the participating parties would have posted any of that. sliced sexual organs are sexy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Hmm, really really good meds for 1 week for having your ass/balls knifed open. Yeah, that seems like it would make the whole experience worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 my mother works in a hospital on a ward where they do all sorts of male related ass and ball surgery. she seems to think it's extremely funny to tell my dad brother and me about all these poor cunts gettin' their dicks chopped off because of infections. the other day she told me about a boy who is around the same age as me who contracted the genital warts. which then turned cancerous, so he had to get a baked potato style cut on his jap's eye so the doctors could send a camera up there. she laughed the whole way through the story. while the rest of us either held our nuts in pain or wretched at the thought... So your mom's a sadist with man issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 i had a nut removed. the story was epic. end transmission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 atleast you'll get some gnarly painkillers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 that sucks for you dude.hope your surgery gets well.ive had a couple of torsions before.its something like when (and i have no clue how it happens) your testicles get knotted up or something liek that.its real look it up.shit is mad painful.it lasted for about 4 hours too.i mean it literally hurt to breathe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 this is inspiring me to rewrite my story about losing my left nut. possible new thread later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 A few months ago I had an infected cyst on my ball sack which grew to a decent size over a couple of days before anything could be done about it. After having two old Irish doctors discuss my condition while touching my sack for a good 10minutes they decided to stab me in the nut with a needle and then slice open the cyst to let it bleed out. Needless to say this was uncomfortable BUT as they wouldnt give me painkillers I just got some off my bro and took a few days off work to watch dvds and think un sexy thoughts. Also it smelt like dead animals around that general area for a week or so after. Goodluck with your scrotum homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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