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Toasted treats spur violent behavior A.K.A. Crazy bitches

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Fla. Woman Stabs Boyfriend Over Pop Tart Denial

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7369877

Police say a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the chest with a steak knife over Pop Tarts.

 

Police say when officers arrived on Friday they saw 18-year-old Catheline Marie Colon cleaning blood from the floor. Authorities say Colon had lived with her boyfriend, 19-year-old Shawn Andrews, for about three months, but had moved out.

She had returned to get belongings.

Police say she wanted to get a Pop Tart and he said she couldn't have anything. Police say Andrews pushed and hit Colon, and she stabbed him in the chest, causing a severe wound.

Andrews was taken to a hospital. His condition wasn't immediately known.

 

She was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and tampering with evidence.

 

 

 

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Police say Andrews pushed and hit Colon, and she stabbed him in the chest, causing a severe wound. [/color]Andrews was taken to a hospital. His condition wasn't immediately known.

 

She was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and tampering with evidence.

 

 

 

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NO SHIT?

tentitive smash & stab

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If I was the judge and they were in fact strawberry poptarts I would dismiss the case.

 

I wanted to hit my brother with an iron because he ate the last poptart.

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I'm not a fan of the pop-tart

If I was to stab an ex it woud be over these pastry treats.

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Agreed

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So they're basically protecting a dude who tried to beat his ex and failed hard at it..

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He pushed and hit colon. She stabbed him for it. Plus poptarts were in the equation. What do you expect.

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I'm not a fan of the pop-tart

If I was to stab an ex it woud be over these pastry treats.

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Yeah, but you can't really eat a toaster strudel right out of the box. :o

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