R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 So watching cops while I do some homework... Where the fuck do they find these people, really dude. The people they arrest are some real idiots. Then on top of the arresties (is that a word?) being the cream of human civilization. The cops really make up some shit to charge people with. Like this dude was in a stolen car and the cop came up to him, he ran off and the cop tried to get back to his car, they finally caught the dude and the cop that was first trying to arrest him said he was going to charge him with assault to a police officer (cause he ALMOST ran him over) :lol: The also show these dudes scheming with other cops to get people to snitch on themselves. Really man, say nothing get a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 hahaha, they said to this dude he is going away for ELDER ABUSE (which is a felony) cause he snatched a purse from a old lady. Is that a law? Where is my lawyer Earlo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 1st reality show evar The best part is everyone featured on Cops signs a waiver that allows millions of people to laugh at their expense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 I remember when Cops first started and it was only in Broward County. I used to think that Broward was full of weirdos and crack heads. Then when I moved to Miami i found different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iejjVl89GvI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 But for real, who in their right mind would sign that shit allowing their redneck cracked out faces to be shown on TV ?. Some of the crimes these idiots commit are embarrassing enough, let alone the whole world seeing that shit Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I used to enjoy cops, and then I started watching those scuzzy DEA dudes on A&E. Dudes driving beamers and wearing leather jackets with greaseball slicked back hair. Yeah, they are on the take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 My cat enjoys Cops, she is sitting in front of the TV just watching it. I think its all the blinking lights and fast movements. Cats are dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 remind her who's boss. turn the station to dora the explorer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Cops is always entertaining, here's one my favorite clips. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/16844/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 They dont have Dora the Explorer, Only Fritz the Leibstandarte-SS of Großdeutschland. The show is kind of sad and always ends in someone getting conquered. They also have a saying in that show like the "Swiper No Swiping" its "NEIN JUGEN NEIN" I dont know what that means, but they always throw him in the oven. weirdo show these Germans have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 random you ever been arrested before? thats what they always do... get you on some shit and add some bullshit charges, try and get you to rat to drop the charges, still charged. /never ratted on real people oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 But for real, who in their right mind would sign that shit allowing their redneck cracked out faces to be shown on TV ?. Some of the crimes these idiots commit are embarrassing enough, let alone the whole world seeing that shit Hilarious cause they get paid........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 They dont have Dora the Explorer, Only Fritz the Leibstandarte-SS of Großdeutschland. The show is kind of sad and always ends in someone getting conquered. They also have a saying in that show like the "Swiper No Swiping" its "NEIN JUGEN NEIN" I dont know what that means, but they always throw him in the oven. weirdo show these Germans have. Tell the cat her parents are Jew cats and you're going to donate her to the highly unknown Jew cat death camp museum in Auschwitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 random you ever been arrested before? thats what they always do... get you on some shit and add some bullshit charges, try and get you to rat to drop the charges, still charged. /never ratted on real people oner Been arrested for some things, tresspassing and DUI. I never really talked to the cops, I just kept my mouth shut and let them take me to the station. I knew cops where shady cause they tried to make up some stuff on my DUI (that I was being no complient when I didn't want to do their field test) but I never knew they would just make up some crazy shit that would never hold up.... You looked at a dog wrong when I was arresting you, animal abuse felony. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 They were filming cops in portland or and I got this crappy picture! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I used to enjoy cops, and then I started watching those scuzzy DEA dudes on A&E. Dudes driving beamers and wearing leather jackets with greaseball slicked back hair. Yeah, they are on the take. Feds are true pieces of shit but I never knew they would just make up some crazy shit that would never hold up.... They don't. They make up crazy shit that DOES hold up because they're cops and that's what's they do. I have police reports of times I've been arrested where I'm sometimes amazed at the shit cops make up. Like completely fabricated shit that I never said or did...oh well, what are ya gunna do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 fuck cops. this how we do in australia land 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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R@ndomH3ro Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 They don't. They make up crazy shit that DOES hold up because they're cops and that's what's they do. I have police reports of times I've been arrested where I'm sometimes amazed at the shit cops make up. Like completely fabricated shit that I never said or did...oh well, what are ya gunna do? hire Earlo, he will beat any rap they make up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F9u-67HhRg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Then on top of the arresties (is that a word?) i think the word you're looking for is "perp" short for perpetrator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 *Arrestees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 cops never referred to me as an arrestee that would be too civilized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 They've only ever referred to me as a piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 the only reason a cop becomes a cop is because he has no skill and can do nothing else. any of the kids i knew growing up that are cops now were the type that ate boogers and never made eye contact. in fact some kid who is now one of new yorks finest actually ran from 2 kids screaming help seconds before he received an ass beating bc he ratted someone and they got suspended, then ratted on the kids who threw him the beating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 croc pretty much summed it up except my fat uncle who wanted to be a cop, does mad drugs oh and is now in jail for some fraud shit. ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I had a cousin who became a DT, but his whole family is criminals and he was too haha Can't remember exactly what happened, but I can tell you he's definitely not a cop anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 yeah my uncle used to cook meth in montana then moved to florida to sell cocaine that where he got the bright idea to "try and get clean", and become a cop but now hes in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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