earl broclo ESQ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I just found out my cousin started his own company raising cockroaches. http://www.theroachranch.com/index.html Anyone on here own reptiles? Is this shit a big business? Also check out that Masshole accent in full affect. Raven says mine is thicker, but I beg to fockin' diffuh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 if you could make money with roaches, black people would overcome. i call bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 aww, those fockin' roaches look wicked good theya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 if you could make money with roaches, black people would overcome. i call bullshit. im pretty sure he said it was his cousins company, therfor making it not bullshit. and furthermore, being here for a few years now and reading pleanty earl broclo posts, i dont think he strikes anyone as a liar. you... fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 im pretty sure he said it was his cousins company, therfor making it not bullshit. and furthermore, being here for a few years now and reading pleanty earl broclo posts, i dont think he strikes anyone as a liar. you... fail. it was kind of a joke. but thank you for pointing me in the right direction. yes your 12oz veteran status is legendary. buy some roaches to help this kid out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Plus you're white trash, triple fail faggot. @ ns4chanfag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 yes your 12oz veteran status is legendary. why yes, yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 I'm not trying to promote anything that might hurt my cousin's business, but the first thing I thought of when I saw his company was "REVENGE." Order up 80 roaches and drop them in someone's house, car, office, etc. But no, feed them to your snakes if you're into that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i have a reptile. but he's a veggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Do Bahstahna's naht feed theya lizards an snakes these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 Not these apparently. Plus they are contained and raised so you don't have to chase them (unless they get free). I've seen some big ass roaches on the street though. Kitten size. Fucking things were wearing Timberlands and gold ropes, smoking discarded cigarette butts and talking shit about eating shit. NYC roaches are no joke. They're like rain forest sizes, not small "Oh no it's in the shower" sizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 casek --for the record, my cousin lives in Providence not Boston. If he were to keep true to the local cuisine, he'd be feeding them weiners not polish sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 casek --for the record, my cousin lives in Providence not Boston. If he were to keep true to the local cuisine, he'd be feeding them weiners not polish sausages. No wonder those roaches look like pussy's. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 He deserves everyones support just for being from Providence On the subject of NYC roaches, those shits are fucking everywhere. The first time I stayed in the Bronx I was 17, I went into the kitchen in the middle of the night and when I turned the light on they were scattering all over the fucking place I freaked out and ran back into the room like "YO, THERE'S FUCKIN ROACHES OUT THERE" and my boy's half brother (who we were staying with) simply responds "Of course there's roaches, this is the Bronx nigga" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I love being a masshole born and raised. Going to places like florida and having a Boston accent gets you the local pussy for some reason, I dont know why. The roaches dude is selling arent the type that infest your home, they are native to the tropical rainforests and cant survive in any condition other than the plastic bucket colony you keep them in. I have an adult bearded dragon and I'm sick of taking weekly trips to Petco to buy crickets, I might just start myself a roach colony out in my shed! Thanks Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Holy shit... you can buy 100 pregnant females for 80 bucks. The prankery possibilities this opens up are mind boggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 For the record --I am very proud of my Masshole heritage and accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Holy shit... you can buy 100 pregnant females for 80 bucks. The prankery possibilities this opens up are mind boggling. imagine if we could buy and sell humans like this. accept... the pregnant ones would be givin away for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i have a reptile. but he's a veggie. Do you make your reptile wear tight pants? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 TPWR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I'm not trying to promote anything that might hurt my cousin's business, but the first thing I thought of when I saw his company was "REVENGE." the site said they won't live long if it isn't 78 or higher :( i agree it is an excellent idea. maybe this summer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 imagine if we could buy and sell humans like this. accept... the pregnant ones would be givin away for free. except* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 except* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 imagine if we could buy and sell humans like this. accept... the pregnant ones would be givin away for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 PLUCKIN ROACHES OUT THE CEREAL BOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 So I guess my cousin is doing ok with this business. He was an electrician, and this allowed him to quit and be his own boss from his home. Apparently there are only 2 other people in the country who do this, and he linked up with a national circuit of reptile lovers. So if any of you do have lizards or snakes, check it out. I guess it really is good for your pets, and could help cut back on spending at pet stores if you have your own colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 sounds dope, but now that i think about it i should have bought a lizard when i lived in that shit hole instead of all those glue traps. hindsite is always 20/20 thanks yet again oontz. best of luck you your cousin earlinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 i just watched the pilot of V, which is a scifi show about 'visitors' the visitors are reptilian but wear people suits so people dont know. seems pretty good actually, will continue watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 i wonder how you would ship a box full of those fuckers there has to be a give/take to make up for the deaths that could occur or maybe total loss of a ups guy stepping on the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 He answers all that on the shipping page. Check the FAQ page as well if you're really interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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