Hayabusa Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Normally, Im a good sport when it comes to getting hurt. Im used to walking it off, washing shit off with water and taping it, etc. I also dont mind getting pain and injuries, if they are for a good reason. Sports, or making a stupid mistake, I can understand getting hurt, it happens, cool. What I dont like nor understand, is why the fuck I get things hurting just as I get out of bed. WTF. This morning I woke up, and my knee just fucking hurts out of the blue when I bend it. THe hell kind of garbage is that. Im not 80, this isnt supposed to happen to ME! I didn't even hurt my knee. Shit felt awesome last night. What gives..... Its bullshit. Screw you random pain out of nowhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 clearly someone put a pin into the knee of a voodoo doll in your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Where's Beer Shits at? He'll tell you to man up. But, sometimes shit like that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Take vitamin D before bed and eat more bananas(potassium) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 ^^ sounds like a whole lotta dick and dick shaped orbs to me there buddy. i say ignore geezspot's suggestions or yer liable to wake up with a sore asshole next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 what's up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Welcome to old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 im 23!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i hurt myself everyday, randomly. it sucks. i woke up with my ribs hurting this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I dont like going to hospitals. I usually just use those butterfly bandages to piece together stuff I need stitches for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 im 23!!!! In the 1700s that was considered middle age...hell, in Afghanistan that's STILL considered middle age. It's your knee? Try taking some supplements...glucosamine and calcium are good. Heat it then ice it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I get this weird ass pain in my ribs. it feels like my ribs are stabing through my skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i say get a girl to take her panties off and sit on your knee till shes slippin all over yer leg. i think youll feel just fine after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAG2Q7Bik4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 going on the fact that thoe stats are true, which i think they might be cause iv heard similar shit that particular graff is horribly misleading:) look at the visible difference in bar and bar sizes making it look like the life expentency is like half for men and like a fifth for women, when in reality theres only a 5 year diferential LOL. fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i hurt myself everyday, randomly. it sucks. i woke up with my ribs hurting this morning. somebody get all up in them guts last night??:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 going on the fact that thoe stats are true, which i think they might be cause iv heard similar shit that particular graff is horribly misleading:) look at the visible difference in bar and bar sizes making it look like the life expentency is like half for men and like a fifth for women, when in reality theres only a 5 year diferential LOL. fucked up. *graph. and yes, its completely skewed. anyways, i woke up yesterday and the gums around my back molar were all swollen and painful. no better today, lets see how this goes :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 oh well, at least you still have your uterus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I fell skateboarding back in May and i busted my chin open, and almost popped my arm out of socket. I think i may have damaged the rotator cusp. But anyways last Saturday i walked into the party, and then into the downstairs basement and then slipped on some janky step and fell down a few stairs. But i tried to grab the handrail and hurt my arm again all the while. Fucking whack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 and everyone at the party did the "point and laugh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 a few months ago i woke up with the pain of someone stabbing me in the ribs. after a trip to the e.r. i found out that i had kidney stones. take a mental note everyone: never, ever, acquire kidney stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 ya man iv heard theres not much greater pain. ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 a few months ago i woke up with the pain of someone stabbing me in the ribs. after a trip to the e.r. i found out that i had kidney stones. take a mental note everyone: never, ever, acquire kidney stones. I am trying to give up soda. It ain't so hard. But beer and sex attribute to kidney stones in ones future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 But beer and sex attribute to kidney stones in ones future. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Yes sir. And not drinking enough water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 you give up soda and you loose like 11lbs in a year, no joke. once you cut out the bad stuff its easy. the more you work out then better protection your body has against injury (bad back etc.) sex is good to burn calories as well. how the fuck does sex attribute to kindey stones? thats obsurd. sex is good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 i tried to drink a gallon of water a day and only lasted about a week. i've pretty much cut out soda since i got them. i've heard large amounts of red meat and generally bad diets are the main contributors to them. it is hard to cut out things like raspberry iced tea and lemonade. things that pretty much have all of the same shitty things as soda does. the doctor told me that the pain is the male equivalent to giving birth. seriously though, if that is the pain of giving birth, women are overhyping it like crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 oh yea....... happy late ass b-day hayabusa!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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