Dark_Knight Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 god hates fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 When most people get married or die the ceremony is in the church, correct? Even for non-religious people most of the time, right? This is the same kind of thing, it's just a tradition Nah not really, I never got married in a church, the actual part of the ceremony in a church doesn't mean anything until you sign the register which you can do at the registry office, no one I know that is married (I mean friends not the older generation) got married in a church. Also the last few funerals I went to were held at the cremetorium which is also not a religious building. I have never attended a church service, when my cousin got married I was invited but I skipped the church part and just went to the reception party after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 My brother met with the priest today, who first bitched about him and his girl not being married, then basically told him there was no way me and my sister could be the Godparents of his kid. Looks like we're going the Episcopal Church route Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 i still cant get over the hilarious yet sick paramount hipster irony, of how the pope looks just like the sith lord. never will swamp, just say "i know about the children & they are willing to testify" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 boo hoo, they wont let you stand next to someone in their house, well i wont let the church in my house, hows that sound Jeebus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Papers of what? Being a godparent doesn't give you any legal rights, it's just being a part of the baptism ceremony. And my brother's girl is mad religious Edit: I feel like she's gonna try and cut my throat and replace me as godfather. My brother was in a car accident with the baby in the car a few weeks ago, and even though she was fine, his girl has been freaking out ever since like "WHAT IF SHE DIED AND WASN'T BAPTIZED?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Etch the altar piss in the Baptismal font Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 growing up with the catholic church made me hate god, people who let god rule their lives, people who talk to god, church, church youth groups, hardcore, and everything that has anything at all to do with christianity. other religions are semi cool in my book, but only because i dont know anything about them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 My cousins funeral wasn't in a church (thank God lulz) but some priest still said a bunch of garbage about Jesus Christ when we were at the burial. PUKE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hVzhoo5tQ I don't agree with or believe in Catholic religion, and my Irish Catholic mother is ALL about it. Especially since she went crazy and stopped taking her meds. So as much as I don't want mt funeral to have anything to do with God and Jesus, it's probably going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 im sayin, i dont know why you cant have a wedding or a funeral without getting god involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 i scrolled down on the first page, saw something that I completely agreed with, then realized I wrote it in november. it's good to know I have integrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
living proof Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 heaven is for faggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Hanging with the goodie goodies lounging in paradise. Fuck that shit. I wanna tote guns and shoot dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 all my life ive been considered the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I Spent the first 18 years of my life bein' all religious. I tried to follow all the rules and what not. Organized Religion is gay as fuck. 90 percent of the people there are one sided as shit. I was brainwashed for 18-19 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Lyin to my momma, even stealin out her purse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 C U @ DA CROSSROADZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 fuck the church fuck Wally and fuck Tha Crossroads (crossroads, crossroads) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I Spent the first 18 years of my life bein' all religious. I tried to follow all the rules and what not. Organized Religion is gay as fuck. 90 percent of the people there are one sided as shit. I was brainwashed for 18-19 years. this. biggest waste of my god damned time (no pun intended). luckily i got out at 14-15ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I'm an atheist, but to play devil's advocate here why should the catholic church let you be godfather? if he's being baptized into the Catholic church then by the church's standards only somebody who is actually a catholic should fill that position. If you werent confirmed, and aren't actively catholic, you dont fit the bill. "Catholic" isnt an ethnic group...you dont get permanent status just by being slightly catholic when you were a kid then completely ignoring the church afterwards. ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 ghey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 All I know is, regardless of how this shit turns out, I'm gonna go to my classes and finally be confirmed. I don't care about religion, and am not even sure I believe in God all the time, but I do like to uphold certain traditions, which I'm realizing will be impossible unless I handle this shit finally. My mom deserves that shit. Since my sister got married to a Puerto Rican at city hall, and my brother had a child out of wedlock, it'd make her really happy for me to get married in a church someday. Edit: Just to clarify, my mom isn't religious either. She was born a Baptist or some shit since she's from VA, but converted to Catholicism at some point when she joined civilization. Either way, I can't remember her ever going to church once in my entire life, she just thinks things like that are nice ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 aparantly my grandma baptized me on the slick when my mom wasnt looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I STILL GOT A 14INCH TALL ALL WHITE SUIT I WAS BAPTIZED IN, YOU KNOW MEXICANS CATHOLIC AS HELL, I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD THO. SO YEAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Lapsed Catholics FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 although, i must say in catholicism's defense, id rather spend time with a catholic then a southern baptist. or baptist period, but its mostly southern baptist down here. fuckers are CRAZY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 denounce your god ave satanas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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