sausage party Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i bet the pope has had some many children inside him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 wut?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Church is for faggots anyways. Turn and around burn that piece of shit to the ground. Thats the best thing you could do for your godson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 before the kid gets baptized the parents and godparents have to attend some boring pointless meeting. mine took four hours of hearing some stupid fuck preach about pointless shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 aparantly my grandma baptized me on the slick when my mom wasnt looking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I read it as my grandma baptized me in the sink.....which would have been more awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 southern baptists world headquarters is here they have stromg pull here... evangelicals esp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisWarIsNoise Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 The Catholic Church is a Corrupt Institution. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 yea dude. Not only does the catholic church suck for more conventional reasons.... they rape little boys. And the upper echelons of the church have made very half hearted reconciliation over the whole mess. What im beginning to think. The abuse is so widespread and so deeply intrenched over time in the catholic church that its something the Vatican both knows about and maintains or to this point has maintained an unspoken acceptance of the practice. Its not even like its a couple random occurrences. Im in an area of 5 million people maybe more. In this there are who knows how many churches. Im sure it numbers in the hundreds but still there have been a bunch of cases of priests raping boys. There was 1 in the news just this month. The shits fucking bananas... Fuck a church. Who really wants to go sit in a chair for an hour and listen to a guy talk about another guy while thinking the whole time about molesting a little guy. Fuck outta here with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborBlueRusto Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 All Religions are Corrupt Institutions. Period. Fixed for truth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Also, LOLs to this When my sister was born my parents were living in Mississippi, and the priest down there told my parents she couldn't be baptized due to their lack of religioous experience, or whatever reason they use A direct quote from my father to the priest was "You're gunna take your dislike of me out on my innocent baby daughter? You think you're more holy than me because you chose to live life without women? To me that makes you a faggot" That story would by funny if the priest had subsequently knocked your inadequate, loose-sphinctered, cum-guzzler of a father to the floor & proceeded to kick seven shades of shitre out of him. I feel sorry for any kid that's got you as a blood relative, never mind a godfather. Give the nipper a chance & keep your distance, the last thing the poor mite needs is you as a role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 8, 2010 Author Share Posted August 8, 2010 This guy's back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 MOMMA MADE ME GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY FOR THE FIRST 17 YEARS OF MY LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 NOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND I STAY HOME AND SLEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I'm serious though, not even trying to troll. In fact my adult life has been entirely aimless, but I'm now tempted to get a job, obtain a passport, save up some money, travel to the states & kick the shit outta swamp, just for a laugh. Obviously I won't, coz that would be illegal & also swamp would crap his kex and cry for the mother who has always resented him for being so fat that when she gave birth to him, she had to have her muff sewn back together with elephant twine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Do it brah. Do it for Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I couldn't possibly, mate - It would be a laugh though, wouldn't it? I know it's a bit odd to detest some randomer from the internet, but I really do object to swamp's continued prescence in the world & I'd love to slap him about the chops. He should get his fat arse on a plane to Manchester and sample some northern hospitality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 kill yourself with suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopdeletingmyaccountoner Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 god sends innocent unbaptised dead babies to purgatory. what kind of spitelful shit is that? sounds like god is made in the image of man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 It'd be awesome if Barry really were so obsessed with me that he flew here and I got to pummel his entire facial structure to a mashed potato consistency. Unfortunately, everyone knows he's just a troll trying to get a rise out of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDGETHEMIDGETUAC Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Runs more than half the world... why do i need a priest to validate my faith in god? why do i need to congregate with ppl that worship god? my faith is between god and i... faith is a private ritual to god not a way to extort his ppl... the catholic church kills millions of people... i could go on for hours about this but who would listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopdeletingmyaccountoner Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 why are most catholics catholic? because their parents were. i bet if they weren't exposed to it until they were in their 20s and then allowed to decide they wouldn't do it. because it makes NO SENSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Believe what you want, I'll do the same... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delse Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 why are most catholics catholic? because their parents were. i bet if they weren't exposed to it until they were in their 20s and then allowed to decide they wouldn't do it. because it makes NO SENSE. Thats almost all religions. If I wasnt born into the religion I was I woulda never even considered it. Brainwashinnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopdeletingmyaccountoner Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 monty python's the life of brian does a good job of making fun of religion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 It'd be awesome if Barry really were so obsessed with me that he flew here and I got to pummel his entire facial structure to a mashed potato consistency. Unfortunately, everyone knows he's just a troll trying to get a rise out of me It's your cock that rises every time you see one of my posts. Well, it tries to rise, unfortunately a certain Mr swamp has been suffering from alcohol-induced atrophy of the genitalia of late, isn't that right sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 I start adult CCD classes tomorrow LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 my dad said back in the day all priests drove cadillacs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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