Pfffffffffft Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 so this was an old thread.. couldnt find it and wanted to bring it up again to see how all the new batch of members would react.. hypothetical situation: you are locked in a gymnasium. How many 5 yr olds could you fight and win against at one time? no weapons, no holds barred go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 it really comes down to if they're all bumrushing you at once or if they're coming in groups of 1-3 at a time. Plus, little kids love to kick in the crotch, which could bring the fight to an end really quickly. I think the best tactic would be grabbing one by the legs and swinging him around into the other kids if they were charging you all at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 none of the kids have weapons? probably too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Fight or molest? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 molest or make passionate love to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 5yr old black kids would probably just wonder if 3 blunts is enough for everyone...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 All you would have to do is knock one the fuck out and the rest will fall back. They are 5. They dont know about strength in numbers, they know about spankings. And those hurt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Depends on my sobriety to be honest. Sober? Ten or so. High? Like, none. Drunk? A whole gym full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 This question gets brought up over and over again in the circle of my friends. I think Ernesto Hoost could fight atleast 150 kids. Me personally 65 before they get smart and learn some tactics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Maybe I'm the only one here who remembers being 5, but 5 year olds don't really have any kind of strength much less weight to them. I would just slosh thorough them like i was walking through deep snow till I got to the door. Then make a run for it being as there's no fucking way in hell some 5 year olds are gonna catch up to you. This thread reminds me of Children of the Corn. [ATTACH]122754.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 it depends on how crafty those 5 year olds are. most 5 year olds dont understand the concept of a fair fight... you're gonna get bit a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 maybe about 70 until i got tired of fighting them. id just go crazy as long as i could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Well if it was one on one, I could go until I was tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 If this shit was like Nazi Zombies, and they come in waves and it gets harder etc. I'd get to like level 50 or some shit. I'd have no problem with punching a 5 year old in the face, lets make them zombies too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Fucking krauts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 dude come on, a full grown man could punch 5yr olds in the face one by one and destroy them all. the aswer is however long it takes for your knuckles to swell to the point of non use. serously if it wasnt so sick to be punching children in facve it would be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 fuk man if only this was testable.it wud be awesome..sooouummm...i cud probably set this up in bangladesh..with the proper funding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGyH2o2KmA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I'm thinking it would really just be a matter of your arm getting tired. very true about the ball shots, after all they are at dick level. wearing a cup I'm thinking I could get through a few dozen more. sub question: how many of you would it take to defeat a lion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I could kick the shit out of a kid for days...many all knees and elbows to save my fists of the last round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 You could take out loads, my son is 5 and while he is tough I have had play fights with him and his friends and easily had about 8 of them trying to fight me at one time and you can keep them away easy, so you could probably keep going til you tired yourself out, unless they started playing dirty and hitting you in the nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 i would climb to the top of the bleachers and big boot them into other kids climbing up the bleachers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 This question is a fail unless for the Vegan TPWF that weigh a buck 0 five dripping wet hipsters. For a man like most of us its not even worth answering. Someone come up with a question that might actually come close to having a number. Maybe like how many fashion models could you fight, cause a five year old is not a relevant test. But again not for the "Vegan TPWF that weigh a buck 0 five dripping wet hipsters" for grown folk. We need subcategories on this question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I can fight off at least 50 fashion models...cause unlike them, I had a well balanced breakfast this morning and it didnt consist of booze, cigarettes, or cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Or orange mocha frappacinos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I can fight off at least 50 fashion models...cause unlike them, I had a well balanced breakfast this morning and I didn't vomit immediately after eating it. *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I think even if you got tired and fell asleep while covering your nuts for a few hours, they still couldn't actually hurt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I think even if you got tired and fell asleep while covering your nuts for a few hours, they still couldn't actually hurt you. First push would be 50 then after napping and maybe a snack I could take on more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 how many 5 year olds would a model be able to take out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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