Guest 50million Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 some of you may remember the various problems i had last year when they took out a cystic tumor out of my right ovary and found endomitriosis. well today i woke up, like any normal monday. i actually had a lot of work to do so i was looking forward to getting up, making breakfast and start my day. i woke up earlier than my alarm went off in the most excruciating pain i have ever been in. even more than last year. i automatically started crying - and for those you know me, you know crying aint my thing. i couldnt get up and i immediately called the boy. i pass out in pain and wake up to my phone ringing and i answer the door. i get rushed to the hospital. after two ultra sounds, multiple tests, and 6 hours later they determined what was left of my right ovary had basically exploded in my body. they also found another cystic tumor and endomitriosis in my left ovary which they plan to take out soon. so goodbye having children. that absolutely is not an option for me anymore. i thought that i would at least be able to try and save some eggs, but it looks like there are none. so i am in bed for the next few days, stuffing myself full of pain killers and count chocolate cereal. and the good news: the doctor said i have an 'extremely' healthy vagina/uterus! yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 damn fiddyyy. that sucks. good luck with things. and look at the bright side, at least you wont have to use condoms anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 get well soon nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I was gunna make a foie gras joke, but the fact that you can never have kids seriously fucking sucks I'm sorry girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 ...some heavy shit get well 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 CREAMPIE FEST IN 50S VAG THIS SATURDAY! COME ONE COME ALL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Get better soon fiddy <333333333 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 That sucks, I'm going to guess having kids suck worse though. Get well soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 CREAMPIE FEST IN 50S VAG THIS SATURDAY! COME ONE COME ALL! that was absolutely hilarious, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU KNOW HER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 wow, exploding body parts is never a good thing. get well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 seriously tho, sounds painful. and alot of women really dont feel like women at all if they cant have kids. dont feel like that, because you still are. and your even funner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 and the good news: the doctor said i have an 'extremely' healthy vagina The fuck??? That sounds like some kind of creepy come-on line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 but what good is a uterus without a baby? i say get it pulled out, leave it outside in the sun for a few days till it dries out and make jerky out of it. ill try some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 get well 50. glad you have a healthy pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 on the flip side to not having kids (besides the whole not wearing a condom thing): not having my kids subject to miss jr teen nudist pageants. that shit is SICK. google it. id probably get banned for posting pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 but what good is a uterus without a baby? target practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastHastings Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 ill take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 target practice. i just about wept with laughter after reading that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 not having my kids subject to miss jr teen nudist pageants. that shit is SICK. google it. id probably get banned for posting pics. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS. QUICK WAY TO END UP ON A LIST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 sounds hella painful. shit sucks. on the bright side though, at least you know you ain't gonna tear your ass and pooswah into slithers and have to get sewn back together. and you could always adopt, and that way have kids AND keep a good pooswah. win/win! hope you get well soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 PS - this is really my girlie bits circa 2008. see oversized ovary. ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 shit. sorry to hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 and you could always adopt, and that way have kids Not the same thing though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 tell you what, if i ever knock up a broad i cant get to the clinic quick enough or get close to a staircase i will sell you my unborn. i drink crown royal usually and i like red hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 :( Sorry to hear about that. Glad that you're okay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 PS - this is really my girlie bits circa 2008. see oversized ovary. ouch. is the ovary the eyes, or the eyebrows. i never paid much attention apart from the hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Sorry to hear all that 50.. Get well soon, so can totally slut it up... P.S. Send me your pills.. NAOH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 well im going to have to adopt. i wanted to adopt anyway, but being italian....my whole family was waiting for me to poop out a kid. oh well. im going to save someones life...and never get a FUPA! woo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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