shai Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 When I was five, I had rheumatic fever and it screwed up my hearing. For the first few years of grade school my hearing was about 70% of what it should have been...it got a lot better by the time I was 10 or so, but I still have tinnitus and it's hard to make out what people are saying if there's a lot of ambient noise and they aren't speaking directly to me. In other words, walking down a busy street and having a conversation in a normal speaking voice doesn't work out too well. I can't imagine why people would want to be deaf, it seems like it would be a huge fucking hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 <------DEAF (on one side) fucking irritating 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larabee Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 IPODS WTF Can you hear me ? Want me to turn it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 <------DEAF (on one side) fucking irritating ah me too while walking around like the scene in ferris bueller i fell into a wall with qtips in my ears , and wham totally ripped out the tympanic membrane of one ear. sucks but you get used to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 So, over the summer I backpacked through Europe. Different countries and what not. When I was in Amsterdam some cute deaf girl with a big butt rubbed it against me multiple times. She was rolling with a lot of other deaf people, and they were all getting drinks together at the bar we were at. I was like I wanna fuck this girl, but my friend told me it was wrong and shit, and I eventually caved in. Worst decison ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 wait you cant say it was the worst decision ever, without giving reasons... please? Croc..OUCHFUCKINGOUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Alright that was a bit of an exaggeration, but I definetly regret it. She was actually cute and thick. Like Olivia O Lovely thick. Plus she was rubbing her butt against my crotch area, and even bent down against me like that while she served her deaf friends drinks. I was drunk and high, and my boy started telling me why it was wrong. Damn my suggestibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 we're deaf not blind, so she obviously was into you deaf girls need love too 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 There was a deaf girl who wanted to get in my pants freshman year of college. The way she laughed was a huge turn off. hahaha fucking comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 i fucking HATE people who are losing their hearing and in denial about it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Alright that was a bit of an exaggeration, but I definetly regret it. She was actually cute and thick. Like Olivia O Lovely thick. Plus she was rubbing her butt against my crotch area, and even bent down against me like that while she served her deaf friends drinks. I was drunk and high, and my boy started telling me why it was wrong. Damn my suggestibility. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you didn't fuck her? You really didn't seem to clear things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Why not fuck a deaf bitch? They won't hear you sneaking out the next morning..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 who said you you get to stay til morning? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenightstalker88 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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