DIRTY D Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 fuck it always trips me out when im high.. "LIFE" "THE SEARCH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 f irs t 1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 thats fuckin weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 COMMERCIAL IS ALWAYS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 its scary how much thought went into that commercial. its absolutely flawless in terms of exectution, targeting audience(s) and really brainwashing you in a revers way calming you and making you belive how logical and normal it is. thats really fucking creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 ^ sounds like the same marketing strategy as any other commercial.. people are just caught up in the politics of a belief system.. all the same shit. new name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 both of them are pretty well executed. have you guys noticed this trend in commercials lately? where they show images of a- people from every cultural background, class, and geographic location, or a good array. b- children and old people smiling c- beautiful natural phenomenons juxtaposed to architectural marvels d-every shot you see of everything thats happening all over the world in every action movie about the world ending right before it ends. and then you find out what its for, and its always for like milk or tire juice or some shit that has nothing to do with anything. fucking emotional. its pretty hilarious that the church Scientology markets itself as a brand. I don't think I have ever seen an add for a religion before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 MAY XENU WASH THEM FROM OUR PLANET WITH A GREAT TIDAL WAVE!!! PRAISE XENU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 yer exactly correct, and thats what im saying. they absolutely are marketing themselves as a consumer driven brand. the very first image in the commercial is a mercedes, whaaaaat? religeon/mercedes??? then it takes you onto a concourse of calm. shits mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 yer exactly correct, and thats what im saying. they absolutely are marketing themselves as a consumer driven brand. the very first image in the commercial is a mercedes, whaaaaat? religeon/mercedes??? then it takes you onto a concourse of calm. shits mental. L. Ron was a genius marketer. That's how scientology came about. A failed scifi writer comes up with a religion and markets it to a bunch of dipshits who need some sort of spirituality and aren't satisfied with men dying on crosses and other earthly type stories and need aliens, spaceships, and h bombs to make sense of this mortal coil. Again, praise the alien Xenu. May he destroy their souls and may they always be thetans like the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIVCANCERSTDSHERPE Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I would be willing to bet, not one of those people, the hot bitches, the politcally correct variety of ethnicities, the old people, the kids, the sky diver, whoever in either of those commercials is actually down with this cult. You would think it would be filled with support from Tom Cruise, Will Smith , john Travolta and all the other actors who rep that dumb shit..... especially when they do things like a Motorola Red commercial to act like theyre supporting some big cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I would be willing to bet, not one of those people, the hot bitches, the politcally correct variety of ethnicities, the old people, the kids, the sky diver, whoever in either of those commercials is actually down with this cult. You would think it would be filled with support from Tom Cruise, Will Smith , john Travolta and all the other actors who rep that dumb shit..... especially when they do things like a Motorola Red commercial to act like theyre supporting some big cause. In reality, they probably are members of the cult. It sucks in all sorts. People you wouldn't believe. It seems to me that the more "beautiful" or wealthy one is, the more of a hole they have in them. They seek shit like scientology to fill the void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 wow those were awesome, I looked around and found a Scientology church in my area, I get to go there tomorrow and take a stress test, I cant wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 wow those were awesome, I looked around and found a Scientology church in my area, I get to go there tomorrow and take a stress test, I cant wait. $1 says you're a dirty thetan and they can help for only $19.95 P.S.: take a shit in their sink or upper deck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 $1 says you're a dirty thetan and they can help for only $19.95 P.S.: take a shit in their sink or upper deck it. you're gonna get sued, bruh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 you're gonna get sued, bruh true dat but I'll take the stress test if they give me the merc from the ad. and the hot asian girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 you're gonna get sued, bruh I will steal Katie Holmes back from the midget!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 XENU OUR GREAT ALIEN OVERLORD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 XENU OUR GREAT ALIEN OVERLORD!!! Praise his dark alien heart brother sneakandcreep! Hallelujah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 In reality, they probably are members of the cult. It sucks in all sorts. People you wouldn't believe. It seems to me that the more "beautiful" or wealthy one is, the more of a hole they have in them. They seek shit like scientology to fill the void. God I love being ugly and broke :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 They come in peace...always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 God I love being ugly and broke :D The same words were spoken by Sarah Jessica Parker right before her big break. Word in the wood is that she was cast as Mr. Ed (talking horse) in an unreleased remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 They could have shot the same fucking commercial for Islam and it would be the same effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehaze Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 what would vishnu do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 raptor jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 jesus potato :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: :jpotato: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 search function probably would not have helped but..... http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=130028&highlight=106th+park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 all religionms are cults... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Im so glad Im moving....AWAY from the city I reside in. It is the Scientology capital of the world...and I hate seeing these people. I hate dealing with these people. I hate seeing crap about these people. Although I do enjoy the shit that goes on between them and the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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